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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.10"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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05-03-06, 11:44 PM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.10" |
Hello! *ducks* Welcome (Ah!) to another *whizz* place in (eek!) Australia!*moves further down pier* My friend Bruce here has been entertaining me and the Mat with his whips. The Golf Equipment is both interested and afraid. Congratulations, Ray and Yolanda! You were in last place for most of the Race, but you steered clear of the drama and came in first. We're too cheap to actually give you cars, but you can borrow one each for a year and then give them back. There's a limit on the mileage too, of course, so be sure to read the contract. Eric and Jeremy: Yes, Karma very nearly kicked your butt. Aren't you luck to come in second? Nasty tricks and then you let the blame fall on MoJo. If they weren't so fixated on the Hippies, I bet you'd be on their hit list too. MoJo: You really need to just calm down, you two. Everything will be all right. Take a deep breath. Oh, by the way, everyone still in the Race has won a prize for first place but you. Not that that will weigh heavily on your minds or anything, I'm sure. Hippies: Oh, guys...*sharp intake of air* If MoJo didn't hate you enough before, they sure do hate you now. Was this the best idea, really? Well, gimme all your stuff again. Have fun going barefoot, BJ. 
Thanks to Angelfood for inventing this game. As always, please keep the game in the game thread. New players are welcome! All the Racers have been spoken for as well as:
BJ/Tyler's Camera Guy
The Pit Stop Mat
The Clue
The Cluebox
The Genie
Phil's Golf Equipment
Yolanda's Butt Please feel free to post as anyone else. For example: a crocodile, Outback Jack - be creative!
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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05-03-06, 11:57 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.10" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-03-06 AT 11:58 PM (EST)*snaps finger like Swiper the Fox* Oh Man! Not again! BJ, we've got to get you some shoes before we get hit with "No shoes, no service" which will mean no winning of the race! Worse yet we took out about 7 people in the Casino! (One of which was me! *sob!*) 
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beau_30 952 desperate attention whore postings
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05-04-06, 07:46 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.10" |
BJ I can lend you my shows, although you gotta get the smell out of it, if you can't its because of the stray dog we picked up. Man he pooped all in the shows, so if you don't mind that.
Wow, DUDE! This race is far out!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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05-04-06, 00:47 AM (EST)
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6. "YES!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-04-06 AT 01:07 AM (EST)Whoda thunk we were gonna win that leg? You KNEW we weren't gonna do the water Detour, right? Diggery-doing sure took a lot less time. We have now become the most popular team on the race by doing? Nothing! We let everyone else self-destruct. And look what happened. We MIGHT let you ride in our Mercedes before the mileage runs out. Jeremy, you even LOOK at my girl again (and yes, she is hotter than Oman), and you'll get a hangover no frat party EVER gave you. *gives Jeremy THE glare* 
Of course, let's not talk about that insignificant detail -- my final Roadblock. Besides, I'm confident that my girl can do the last three unless one's another underwater thing.
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buckeyegirl 5449 desperate attention whore postings
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05-04-06, 04:21 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.10" |
I was worried about the poor golf equipment...but i was more afraid of getting hit by whatever that thing was that guy was swirling around...
--Yolanda
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings
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05-04-06, 04:12 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.10" |
Hippies -- Spreading rumors to foster trouble amongst your opponent teams. I am impressed.Eric and Jeremy -- getting another team blamed for cancelling the cabs, priceless. Taking time to hit on the hot women along with way. Cool. My spirit lives on! -- The Robfadda
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