Episode 9.7 - Italy & Greece:1. Just what the heck was up with Monica and her intellectual insights? (and I'd also like to know who "...all those people" are - those people would be the people walking around with Caesar back in the day)
She's showing us all how smart she is, Arkansas-style.
2. The Frat Boys must have just loved the smashing plates Fast Forward - it appealed to their infantile, boorish and destructive ways (remember the smashing bottles task in Germany). Name some other tasks that would appeal to these two.
Don't know the task, but the location would be the red light district in Amsterdam.
3. What was Barry really thinking when Fran took a plunge off that bridge?
"Gee, I sure hope she doesn't pee her pants. I'll never hear the end of it then."
4. Why did Ray suck at the javelin?
He's not used to handling long pointy things.
5. What caused the Hippies to drive two hours in the wrong direction and why did it take them two hours to finally notice?
Three words: "Bad acid trip."
EXTRA CREDIT: I'm sure that all the viewers were just devastated and screaming at their television sets when Lake & Michelle came in last and it was an elimination round. What are your parting words for these two?
Haill yeah, they're outta here.
Episode 9.8 - Oman:
1. Gee, what would really happen if Ray & Yolanda actually had a real melt-down?
We'd all have flashbacks to Lake and Michelle and their 9,367 arguments and name-calling episodes per TAR leg.
2. The Hippies were probably in heaven when they realized that they were going to a giant incense burner. What kinds of things could they burn in a giant incense burner?
Their dirty clothes and all their belongings. Why not, since Phil was going to take them anyway?? Just as long as they didn't try to smoke them...
3. What would have happened if Monica really did put the "Little Man" in her pocket and bring him home?
Joseph already is a "Little Man". Why would Monica need two?
4. At the Road Block, what would have the various teams found in the mound besides food?
Jimmy Hoffa?
5. Name some more appropriate first-place prizes for Fran & Barry.
A 1-year supply of Nair for Barry, a 1-year supply of Depends for bungee-Fran, and a lifetime membership to AARP for both of them.
EXTRA CREDIT: Why did the Frats really want to take a short cut through the desert and/or what happened to them in the desert?
They heard a rumor that Bedouin women were really hot, and they wanted to check it out. Unfortunately Bedouin women are guarded by Bedouin men, so the frat boys gave up and moved on.
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). And so, I've whipped up condensed versions of the two previous missed Hawkeyes - and all this done right before my bedtime! 
