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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.7"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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04-12-06, 11:40 PM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.7" |
Penalties! Get your penalties here! See how authoritarian I can be? Yeah, you guys think I'm just here to be hugged...um, wait...why am I not getting hugged this season? Just think of all the previous Racers who used to hug me at the Mat: Lori of Lori and Bolo, Tony of the Paolos...er...OK, maybe that's not such a bad thing. The point is, you can't just walk all over me, I'm here to lay down the law if you read the clue wrong. I expected that from Lake and Michelle, and possibly from Ray and Yolanda, but BJ and Tyler surprised me. How about that weather? Sunny Greece, ha! Barry: you owe us $600 US for that window. Those shiny silver things are for seeing behind you while you drive. Do try to use them. Eric and Jeremy: You were dull again. I guess you can try to pick up chicks at the premiere of The DaVinci Code. How about that Product Placement Prize? How low can we sink in our worship of the almighty dollar? Tune in next week to find out! Monica: I love it when you try to sound deep. Joseph: quick flash of personality last week and then *poof*, you're second fiddle again. You know, I love violin music. *boogie* Lake and Michelle, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. Would you care to call Michelle a b!tch again? Maybe tell her to shut up? It's probably just as well. Things were escalating rather nastily from leg to leg. Go suck some nitrous oxide. Golf Equipment: Sorry I misled you. I was told this episode would feature mud wrestling. I didn't realise it would be the Hippies in the rain with some guy in a diaper.  
Thanks to Angelfood for inventing this game. As always, please keep the game in the game thread. New players are welcome! All the Racers have been spoken for as well as:
BJ/Tyler's Camera Guy
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Yolanda's Butt Please feel free to post as anyone else. For example: one of the Olympians, BJ's lucky frog hat, MoJo's smelly car - be creative!
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings
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04-13-06, 08:27 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.7" |
Too much stress! Too much stress!*twitch* Ahhh, Yooooo-daaaaah. *twitch* Dadgummit Michelle, why did you have to get us a map of Greece in Greek! You done went and got us Philiminated! You dumb b!tch! *twitch* You know Phil, Michelle and I mostly got along during the race. I have a wonderful wife and family and I really enjoyed the time we spent on the race. 
Signing off from Sequesterville.
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greeneyes 698 desperate attention whore postings
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04-13-06, 10:52 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.7" |
I can't believe we got phil-iminated! I'm so disappointed! {{{huge sobs}}} I'll never get to see Phil dance again ...Lake, I love you, honey! Always remember that. Other people may not understand our relationship, but it works for us. With all that said, just keep in mind, that I'm always right, and never call me beyotch, again! If you would have stopped yelling at me, we may have done better. And would you mind telling me how I was going to get a map of Greece in English? Let's just go to Sequesterville, and let you get some sleep. Maybe that will relieve your sleep deprivation, and put you in a better mood. 
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Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings
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04-14-06, 01:25 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.7" |
Ohhh Myyyy GAAAAWWWWWDDDD * Shriek* OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH AAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhLast week I was so excited when Dave and Lori were philiminated and Dave offered to “hook up”. I mean, even though I don’t know how to do any “naughty Pilates” I was so excited when he said that, I peed my pants a little. Thank GAWD for my bedazzled Depends. But then Joni pointed out that Dave only offered to “hook up my computer”. *pouts and then farts* *sobs* I was really hoping to learn something new so I could shed the "Frosty" nickname IFYWIM. So to help myself feel better, I have been busy bedazzling everything in sight. Joni is still depressed about not seeing any monkey testicles yet. And our bedazzled depends are still causing us to get rust spots on our butts, but we try to be cheerful anyway. It might be a more depressing here now that Lake and Michelle arrived. I may have to bedazzle his YAP shut. I will unleash my womanhood on him if he doesn’t stop being a sexist jack arse!!! Ohhh MYyyy GAWWWDD. *pees a little* But I suppose I can try to convince Joni that Lake is part monkey and maybe her monkey-testicle fetish will help take care of Lakes cojones. EEeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh *SHriekKKK* Ahhhh Myyyyyy GAAAWWWWD! 
If that doesn’t work, Barry is pretty fuzzy, so when Fran and Barry arrive, I bet I can convince Joni that Barry is simian enough. But I'll tell her to be gentle this time.
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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04-14-06, 09:11 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.7" |
Woo hoo Greece is so cool. It’s like where all those really cool philosophers like Pilates and Pluto and Aerosol started all that intelligent thinking and stuff. Just like Rome where Caesar salad was created and all those famous people from the past walked. It kind of makes me feel like crying.*sniff* *sniff* I can’t help it, I feel so emotional. This race makes me crazy, unlike my usual state, cause of all the stress and all of maybe everyone getting past us and stuff. *sniff* *wah, wah* It’s what I do! *sniff* We’re in second place. Woo hoo! Thanks to that couple we never saw before Ray “Sun” (What.e.ver!) and Yolanda for not following the rules. Oh and by the way “Sun” my Joseph whipped your butt, and that’s a huge deal if you know what I mean, out there on the Java throwing contest. Poor you, just throwing and throwing and my Joseph, who is a real Greek God like Apollo Ono, getting it straight away. Then my Joseph whipped the guy in the diaper’s a** in no time. Poor Yolanda. And from what I saw, looking back, it was Yolanda who decked that diaper guy. I can see who wears the pants in your family.
Does anyone else still smell fish?
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Skiptown5 35 desperate attention whore postings
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04-16-06, 02:04 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.7" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-16-06 AT 08:48 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 04-16-06 AT 02:06 PM (EST) >Woo hoo Greece is so cool.
> It’s like where all
>those really cool philosophers like
>Pilates and Pluto and Aerosol
>started all that intelligent thinking
>and stuff. Just like Rome
>where Caesar salad was created
>and all those famous people
>from the past walked.
You are soooo smart! This is why I always let you make the decisions. No way I could've known all them things you knew about Roam and Grease. Second place and we even wasted time going for the fast-forward! I wish I could've broken a few plates over the Frat Boy's heads; I don't like the way they've been lookin' at my girl. Ray Ray and Yo-Momma: So we don't have much "going on there"? At least we have enough "going on" to READ the clue! You might want to try that next time instead of just following the herd. And as far as that detour goes, well, I won't even get into the ex-track athlete thing. Guess your teams didn't win too many meets. Barry: Judging from your reaction, I'm guessing that's not the first time you've backed into something with the car. You want to post a pic of what your ride back home looks like? Of course if I had Fran sitting in the back seat, I wouldn't want to turn my head and look back either. Going to be a drafty ride back to Athens with the back window gone. 
I love the smell of fish in the car; makes me think it's Friday.
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