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"SSC (CW) Trust Part II: A Day in the Life...."
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"SSC (CW) Trust Part II: A Day in the Life...."
Seeing as bears are scientifically proven to be one of the most punctual species existing today, (What?....where's the proof....ummm let me just go get that from my..car..yeah....*)Mama Bear was of course, right on time, arriving at the door of the darkened office at precisely 9:30 in the morning. "Come iiiin, come iiiin", came an eerie voice from the darkness. "Hey!", shouted Mama Bear, "Do you want my case or not?!" "Oh, sorry", Kari replied, "Just practicing up for Valentine's Day." "Aaaalrighty then....can we get on with it here?", Mama Bear said, obviously growing impatient. "Fine....but see if I give ~you~ a complementary Nike headband!", retorted Kari, "Nike....bringing you the best athletic equipment known to man....you will buy Nike....you will buy Nike...." "Heyyyy! Snap out of it girl!", Mama yelled out, clapping her paws together. "Hmmm....that was certainly odd", Kari replied, suddenly dazed, "I just suddenly felt the urge for a product placement....anyway, let's get moving. May I see the letter?" "Of course", Mama replied, handing over a folded piece of paper. Kari unfolded the paper and read the short scrawled on message:

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!

"Hmmm....so what's so bad about this", Kari asked her, "Besides the fact that ~someone~ really needs to step out of 1995" "Haha", Mama told her, "But this is serious!"
"Okay, what exactly ~did~ you do?", Kari inquired, taking out a pad to jot down notes. "Oh it's so embarrassing....", Mama began, "I - I - Well you see, the other night Papa Bear was late coming home from work and you see I had just made dinner....and I - I - I...." "Get on with it already!", Kari interrupted, growing impatient herself. "I ate all the porridge! There! Are you happy now?!", continued Mama, sobbing, "See, when he got home, I told him that it was that girl with the curly hair again, Merdi Cravyr....damn that girl loves her porridge....but it was ME! I ate it all myself!" "Ooookay", Kari finally said, looking up from her notes and trying to keep a straight face, knowing how important the socio-economical politics of porridge were in the bear world, "Thank you Mama, I've got enough info; I'll take the case....and I think I know exactly where to start."

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