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"Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6"
WANTED: Snarky responses to Snarky questions! Cyg has been very gracious enough to let me have a try at composing this week's question list and so here goes:

1. What crass comments did the Frat Boys make after hearing of the Double D elimination?

2. BJ & Tyler sure loved that dog. What other animals would inspire those same feelings in other teams and why?

3. That was a pretty good gag that the Hippies pulled at the counting heads task (fake sign-up list). What other gags could have been done at any time during this leg and by whom?

4. Name some creative uses for the big fish.

5. For the other teams that didn't do "Little Fish" what incentives would the other teams have used to sell fish?

6. Monica gets the award for the best Tammy Faye Baker impression (she has time for mascara during this race?) at the fish task. What would Joseph's award be?

7. What's with Grizzly Barry and Pruney Fran? Tank tops on Barry and almost camisole-like tops on Fran should not be worn by these two. What would be more appropriate clothing for Fran and Barry?

8. What would happen if Ray and Yolanda didn't ask for directions?

9. What would cause Lake to show up as a wannabe Calvin Klein underwear model at the Road Block?

10. Perhaps Phil had really itchy "golf equipment" which was why he was doing a jig at the Pit Stop. What's the real reason Phil was doing a jig?

EXTRA CREDIT: Geeks to the end, Lori and Dave did not disappoint us. "May the force be with you!" and "Nerds rule!" are just the things that we'll miss about these two. What other geeky parting words do you have for our beloved nerds?


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 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6 Cygnus X1 04-06-06 1
   RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6 Cygnus X1 04-07-06 4
       RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6 Surveysez 04-11-06 6
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6 Seana 04-07-06 2
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6 Molaholic 04-07-06 3
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6 CouchTater 04-07-06 5
 RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6 Max Headroom 04-11-06 7

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04-06-06, 11:15 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6"
I'll come back for the rest later. But I wanted to make sure I got in an answer to #4:

4. Name some creative uses for the big fish.

The Fish Slapping Dance!


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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6"
1. What crass comments did the Frat Boys make after hearing of the Double D elimination?
"Oh, crap. Now there's only 3,499,999,998 women left to do."

2. BJ & Tyler sure loved that dog. What other animals would inspire those same feelings in other teams and why?
Monica: Tigger (self explanatory).
David/Lori: Tribbles.
Lake: A 9-point buck once he blew it to smithereens.

3. That was a pretty good gag that the Hippies pulled at the counting heads task (fake sign-up list). What other gags could have been done at any time during this leg and by whom?
Eric and Jeremy could have swapped out the Detour clue to tell BJ and Tyler they had to find the band Phish.
Similarly, Lake could have added a couple zeros to the amount of fish Frankenbarry (I like that) had to sell.

4. Name some creative uses for the big fish.
The Fish Slapping Dance!

5. For the other teams that didn't do "Little Fish" what incentives would the other teams have used to sell fish?
Ray would just glare at them until they coughed up.
Joseph would have Monica put on that top she wore on the prior episode.
David would have figured out how to use gravity, the tidal pull, and gyroscopes to send the fish out to everyone.
BJ and Tyler would have put the fish in a hookah and smoked it.

6. Monica gets the award for the best Tammy Faye Baker impression (she has time for mascara during this race?) at the fish task. What would Joseph's award be?
The Jonathan Baker (no relation, sadly) Sound Tech Hearing Aid Award.

7. What's with Grizzly Barry and Pruney Fran? Tank tops on Barry and almost camisole-like tops on Fran should not be worn by these two. What would be more appropriate clothing for Fran and Barry?
A shawl, and one of those polyester button shirts with no seams like everyone at the barber shop wears.

8. What would happen if Ray and Yolanda didn't ask for directions?
They'd have managed somehow to drive to Malta. But that's no big thang, especially since Yolanda is no longer afraid of water.

9. What would cause Lake to show up as a wannabe Calvin Klein underwear model at the Road Block?
He wanted to show Michelle he could still turn the heads of Sicilian women. (They did. To upchuck.)

10. Perhaps Phil had really itchy "golf equipment" which was why he was doing a jig at the Pit Stop. What's the real reason Phil was doing a jig?
He's been on the road juuuuuust a bit too long. (a la Bob Uecker in Major League)

EXTRA CREDIT: Geeks to the end, Lori and Dave did not disappoint us. "May the force be with you!" and "Nerds rule!" are just the things that we'll miss about these two. What other geeky parting words do you have for our beloved nerds?
"No matter where you go . . . there you are." --The Adventures of Buckaraoo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension


Good job, WCB!

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04-11-06, 10:16 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6"
7. What's with Grizzly Barry and Pruney Fran? Tank tops on Barry and almost camisole-like tops on Fran should not be worn by these two. What would be more appropriate clothing for Fran and Barry?
A shawl, and one of those polyester button shirts with no seams like everyone at the barber shop wears.

This is soooo appropriate, cause every time Frankenbarry are on screen dressed as they are, I want to scream "Buy some clippers and lose the hair shirt man".

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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6"
1. What crass comments did the Frat Boys make after hearing of the Double D elimination?
"No more tongue-wrestling at the Pit Stops, I guess."

2. BJ & Tyler sure loved that dog. What other animals would inspire those same feelings in other teams and why?
Eric and Jeremy: rabbits. Rabbits are their role models.

3. That was a pretty good gag that the Hippies pulled at the counting heads task (fake sign-up list). What other gags could have been done at any time during this leg and by whom?
- Fran and Barry could have "helped" Lake by giving him false information.

- Joseph could have told Monica that they read the clue wrong and they each had to take 2 fish, so they had to go back to get another one.

4. Name some creative uses for the big fish.
- Stabbing Lake.
- Conducting the band at the Mat
- "Encouraging" the hippies to stop saying "pizza pie"
- Stabbing Lake.

5. For the other teams that didn't do "Little Fish" what incentives would the other teams have used to sell fish?
Lake and Michelle: "Buy some fish and we'll take these little box things off our chests."

Joseph and Monica: "Buy some fish and Monica will be really happy and jump up and down.

6. Monica gets the award for the best Tammy Faye Baker impression (she has time for mascara during this race?) at the fish task. What would Joseph's award be?
This question requires me to think about Joseph's personality. I'm not sure he has one, so let's just give him a bowling trophy and leave it at that.

7. What's with Grizzly Barry and Pruney Fran? Tank tops on Barry and almost camisole-like tops on Fran should not be worn by these two. What would be more appropriate clothing for Fran and Barry?


Fran..............Barry

8. What would happen if Ray and Yolanda didn't ask for directions?
They'd have to buy a map. But that's silly because quizzing a bunch of locals that may or may not speak the same language as they do is way more reliable.

9. What would cause Lake to show up as a wannabe Calvin Klein underwear model at the Road Block?
Because he is a perfect specimen of manhood and everyone wants to be able to see and appreciate him in as much of his glory as network television will allow.

10. Perhaps Phil had really itchy "golf equipment" which was why he was doing a jig at the Pit Stop. What's the real reason Phil was doing a jig?
Too much espresso.

EXTRA CREDIT: Geeks to the end, Lori and Dave did not disappoint us. "May the force be with you!" and "Nerds rule!" are just the things that we'll miss about these two. What other geeky parting words do you have for our beloved nerds?
"Quapla'!"


Had to look that last one up in my Klingon dictionary.

Nice work, WCB!

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04-07-06, 02:32 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6"
Usual disclaimer. I post first, then read. So anything that is repeated is Amazing.

1. What crass comments did the Frat Boys make after hearing of the Double D elimination? ”So who’s left for us to grope? Fran – she dated Moses. Monica – well, at least she’s in the race alone. Yolanda – that butt of hers scares the carp outta us. Michelle – We don’t dare go near her, that Redneck is one tough s.o.b.”

2. BJ & Tyler sure loved that dog. What other animals would inspire those same feelings in other teams and why? Fran & Barry ~ tortoise. Ray & Yolanda ~ Blue Butted Baboon. Lake & Michelle ~ Arkansas Razorback. Monica & whatshisname ~ anything that whines.

3. That was a pretty good gag that the Hippies pulled at the counting heads task (fake sign-up list). What other gags could have been done at any time during this leg and by whom? The Frat Boys could have given Dave & Lori “special” directions to the first task site. “First star on the right, straight on til morning – Make It So.”

4. Name some creative uses for the big fish. Nope, nothing. Well, nothing that meets the PG13 restriction, anyway.

5. For the other teams that didn't do "Little Fish" what incentives would the other teams have used to sell fish? Lake & Michelle could have fried them up in a nice little Arkansas goulash.

6. Monica gets the award for the best Tammy Faye Baker impression (she has time for mascara during this race?) at the fish task. What would Joseph's award be? The Claude Rains award for best performance by somebody we never see.

7. What's with Grizzly Barry and Pruney Fran? Tank tops on Barry and almost camisole-like tops on Fran should not be worn by these two. What would be more appropriate clothing for Fran and Barry? Haz-mat suits.

8. What would happen if Ray and Yolanda didn't ask for directions? They would have ended up circumnavigating Sicily, but still would have beat the Geeks.

9. What would cause Lake to show up as a wannabe Calvin Klein underwear model at the Road Block? Funny thing, Lake fancies himself to be the perfect Michael J. Fox look-alike.

10. Perhaps Phil had really itchy "golf equipment" which was why he was doing a jig at the Pit Stop. What's the real reason Phil was doing a jig? One word – “Occupied”.

EXTRA CREDIT: Geeks to the end, Lori and Dave did not disappoint us. "May the force be with you!" and "Nerds rule!" are just the things that we'll miss about these two. What other geeky parting words do you have for our beloved nerds? This is just a trick to find out which of us DAWs are also geeks, isn’t it? Well, I have to say about that is “I Grok Geeks”.


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04-07-06, 05:49 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6"
1. What crass comments did the Frat Boys make after hearing of the Double D elimination?

There go our life jackets for the swimming or boating tasks.

I guess we’ll have to make do with the Hippies now; they do look kind of like girls.

2. BJ & Tyler sure loved that dog. What other animals would inspire those same feelings in other teams and why?

panda- Monica and Joseph, cause that’s what Monica looks like when she cries and her mascara runs.

Komodo dragon – Lake, Mouse- Michelle.

Rabbits-Eric and Jeremy, they try to breed like them.

Love Birds- Dave and Lori- awww…

Chimpanzee- Fran and Barry- couldn’t help myself here.

3. That was a pretty good gag that the Hippies pulled at the counting heads task (fake sign-up list). What other gags could have been done at any time during this leg and by whom?

Ummm…Tell another team, let’s go together, then take off without them. Eric/Jeremy.

Treat Lake and Michelle really nice and tell them where they have to go-Fran/Barry. Would have been a good psych out.

Tell Lake and Michelle which detour they are doing, then do the opposite one. Ray/Yolanda.

Give out outdated Maps of Sicily to everyone- Anyone before Ray and Yolanda.

4. Name some creative uses for the big fish.

1. Cut those pics of BJ/Tyler with E/J out of my head!!!!

2. Rip Lake a new one.

3. Rip the beach bums a new one.

4. use as self defense for the women- the smell will keep any predator away.

5. Rip something, anything! Ok, so I’m having a bad day.

5. For the other teams that didn't do "Little Fish" what incentives would the other teams have used to sell fish?

Monica- show some oobies and cry. The men would have bought from her in a flash.

Lake-would have sold Michelle as part of the deal, then claim all credit or called her a ding dong if they didn’t sell anything.

BJ/Tyler- Would have dressed the fish like circus clowns or, like real Hippies, would have tie-dyed them.

Ray/Yolanda- wouldn’t have sold any. They are still looking for the place.

Dave/Lori-would have made the fish glow with some jelly fish DNA.

Eric/Jeremy- wouldn’t have sold much, too busy flirting with everything walking by with oobies, even man oobies.

6. Monica gets the award for the best Tammy Faye Baker impression (she has time for mascara during this race?) at the fish task. What would Joseph's award be?

Best Lake impression award

7. What's with Grizzly Barry and Pruney Fran? Tank tops on Barry and almost camisole-like tops on Fran should not be worn by these two. What would be more appropriate clothing for Fran and Barry?

Ski parkas for the both of them. Anything less is unacceptable.

8. What would happen if Ray and Yolanda didn't ask for directions?

They’d still be at the Denver Airport.

9. What would cause Lake to show up as a wannabe Calvin Klein underwear model at the Road Block?

Because that’s what He read on a clue that said “go to Egypt and in underclothes and by camel clime to the entrance of the Sphinx.

10. Perhaps Phil had really itchy "golf equipment" which was why he was doing a jig at the Pit Stop. What's the real reason Phil was doing a jig?

He’s a closet dork?

EXTRA CREDIT: Geeks to the end, Lori and Dave did not disappoint us. "May the force be with you!" and "Nerds rule!" are just the things that we'll miss about these two. What other geeky parting words do you have for our beloved nerds?

Hey, it’s been virtual dudes. May there be a shift in your interface paradigm, cause the schmoopy shtick is so sub-optimal. Mr. Wizard! Get me the hell out of here!


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04-11-06, 01:19 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.6"
1. What crass comments did the Frat Boys make after hearing of the Double D elimination?

Eh, never mind... They were too bosomy for us anyway. Next!

2. BJ & Tyler sure loved that dog. What other animals would inspire those same feelings in other teams and why?

Dave - corn dog
Eric & Jeremy - horn dog

3. That was a pretty good gag that the Hippies pulled at the counting heads task (fake sign-up list). What other gags could have been done at any time during this leg and by whom?

BJ/Tyler or Eric/Jeremy: Hours of operation 0830 - 1730. (Oh wait, that was already taken.)

4. Name some creative uses for the big fish.

Lake could mount it on the wall as a souvenir from Sicily. Hola!

5. For the other teams that didn't do "Little Fish" what incentives would the other teams have used to sell fish?

People would pay Lake to shut him up.
People would pay Michelle to make her go away.
People would pay FranBarry to wear more clothes.
People would pay Monica to wear less clothes.
People would pay Phil to stop dancing.
What's that? Phil doesn't sell fish?

6. Monica gets the award for the best Tammy Faye Baker impression (she has time for mascara during this race?) at the fish task. What would Joseph's award be?

The Spider-Man award, for masquerading as villain Noah-Body.

7. What's with Grizzly Barry and Pruney Fran? Tank tops on Barry and almost camisole-like tops on Fran should not be worn by these two. What would be more appropriate clothing for Fran and Barry?

They need standard Florida retiree uniforms: Visor and something with a bold floral print for Fran and Sans-a-Belt slacks and suspenders for Barry.

8. What would happen if Ray and Yolanda didn't ask for directions?

Nothing. They'd just remain hopelessly lost.

9. What would cause Lake to show up as a wannabe Calvin Klein underwear model at the Road Block?

Misreading the clue. Wait a minute, reading is Michelle's job.

10. Perhaps Phil had really itchy "golf equipment" which was why he was doing a jig at the Pit Stop. What's the real reason Phil was doing a jig?

The next best thing to itchy golf equipment... it's PINCHY UNDERWEAR!

EXTRA CREDIT: Geeks to the end, Lori and Dave did not disappoint us. "May the force be with you!" and "Nerds rule!" are just the things that we'll miss about these two. What other geeky parting words do you have for our beloved nerds?

Hey, I rolled a 20! You owe me a kiss!


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