1. What crass comments did the Frat Boys make after hearing of the Double D elimination?There go our life jackets for the swimming or boating tasks.
I guess we’ll have to make do with the Hippies now; they do look kind of like girls.
2. BJ & Tyler sure loved that dog. What other animals would inspire those same feelings in other teams and why?
panda- Monica and Joseph, cause that’s what Monica looks like when she cries and her mascara runs.
Komodo dragon – Lake, Mouse- Michelle.
Rabbits-Eric and Jeremy, they try to breed like them.
Love Birds- Dave and Lori- awww…
Chimpanzee- Fran and Barry- couldn’t help myself here.
3. That was a pretty good gag that the Hippies pulled at the counting heads task (fake sign-up list). What other gags could have been done at any time during this leg and by whom?
Ummm…Tell another team, let’s go together, then take off without them. Eric/Jeremy.
Treat Lake and Michelle really nice and tell them where they have to go-Fran/Barry. Would have been a good psych out.
Tell Lake and Michelle which detour they are doing, then do the opposite one. Ray/Yolanda.
Give out outdated Maps of Sicily to everyone- Anyone before Ray and Yolanda.
4. Name some creative uses for the big fish.
1. Cut those pics of BJ/Tyler with E/J out of my head!!!!
2. Rip Lake a new one.
3. Rip the beach bums a new one.
4. use as self defense for the women- the smell will keep any predator away.
5. Rip something, anything! Ok, so I’m having a bad day.
5. For the other teams that didn't do "Little Fish" what incentives would the other teams have used to sell fish?
Monica- show some oobies and cry. The men would have bought from her in a flash.
Lake-would have sold Michelle as part of the deal, then claim all credit or called her a ding dong if they didn’t sell anything.
BJ/Tyler- Would have dressed the fish like circus clowns or, like real Hippies, would have tie-dyed them.
Ray/Yolanda- wouldn’t have sold any. They are still looking for the place.
Dave/Lori-would have made the fish glow with some jelly fish DNA.
Eric/Jeremy- wouldn’t have sold much, too busy flirting with everything walking by with oobies, even man oobies.
6. Monica gets the award for the best Tammy Faye Baker impression (she has time for mascara during this race?) at the fish task. What would Joseph's award be?
Best Lake impression award
7. What's with Grizzly Barry and Pruney Fran? Tank tops on Barry and almost camisole-like tops on Fran should not be worn by these two. What would be more appropriate clothing for Fran and Barry?
Ski parkas for the both of them. Anything less is unacceptable.
8. What would happen if Ray and Yolanda didn't ask for directions?
They’d still be at the Denver Airport.
9. What would cause Lake to show up as a wannabe Calvin Klein underwear model at the Road Block?
Because that’s what He read on a clue that said “go to Egypt and in underclothes and by camel clime to the entrance of the Sphinx.
10. Perhaps Phil had really itchy "golf equipment" which was why he was doing a jig at the Pit Stop. What's the real reason Phil was doing a jig?
He’s a closet dork?
EXTRA CREDIT: Geeks to the end, Lori and Dave did not disappoint us. "May the force be with you!" and "Nerds rule!" are just the things that we'll miss about these two. What other geeky parting words do you have for our beloved nerds?
Hey, it’s been virtual dudes. May there be a shift in your interface paradigm, cause the schmoopy shtick is so sub-optimal. Mr. Wizard! Get me the hell out of here!