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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.6"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-06, 11:44 PM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
Hey, people! Check out my moves! *shakes groove thang* I love this music. *robotic wiggle*Gah. You guys all smell. *retch* OK, so Eric and Jeremy and BJ and Tyler came in first and second, respectively. Again. Both your teams worked well together and things went smoothly for you. Booooooring. Monica is truly the leader of MoJo, isn't she? She counted 41 heads and Joseph counted 40, so you went with her answer. And for the last time: no, I will not have dinner with you. Lake: pretty funny that guy who told you 41 was right but wasn't the groundskeeper, eh? *slaps knee* Way to go, Michelle! You finally did a Roadblock. Though apparently, Lake thought he could do it better. What were you guys wearing on your chests there? Not a good look for either of you. Fran and Barry: isn't it amazing how you got completely turned around inside the city and still managed to be in 4th place out of the Detour? Maybe you could try a positive outlook now and again. It wasn't nearly as catastrophic as you thought. Ray's look of death may have worked on the motorcycle guys in Brazil, but it didn't help you at all with people in Sicily, did it? Yolanda, time to get a move on with those Roadblocks. You've done exactly 1 out of 5 now. David and Lori, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race. You can go do some naughty Pilates in Sequesterville now. Be thankful we didn't give you sad goofy music to go out by. 
Thanks to Angelfood for inventing this game. As always, please keep the game in the game thread. New players are welcome! All the Racers have been spoken for as well as:
BJ/Tyler's Camera Guy
The Pit Stop Mat
The Clue
The Cluebox
The Genie
Phil's Golf Equipment
Yolanda's Butt Please feel free to post as anyone else. For example: the conductor, a swordfish...be creative!
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-06, 11:36 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
So there it is... the dream is over. Geeks still rule the world, but just not TAR. We still had a ball, and I know that the love that Dave and I share is strong. Almost as strong as that fish smell. In honor of last night's show, I am working on a new swordfish pizza for PizzaHut. Heck, anchovies are wimpy little toppings - imagine the customers my restaurant back in Kansas when I introduce the swordfish pizza! So in departing, I want to say thanks to all the other racers. Here is a little coupon you can use when you come into my PizzaHut to try out the fish pizza.
 And to Dave, my love monkey, thanks so much for being my rock.
 Now let's go wrestle at Losers Lodge 
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-06, 01:14 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
I blame Lake for our demise. There was a 95% probability we could have beaten the Double D's this week if he hadn't yielded them. Lori, as much as I love you and want to do nasty things to you in public settings (which everyone loves watching), it seems I suddenly find myself THE ONLY STRAIGHT GUY IN SEQUESTERVILLE. So my stock is rising. Eric, Jeremy -- your women are mine now. Wanda, Desiree -- can I go out with both of you or do I have to choose? Glamazons -- Can I come over and hook up your computer? 
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greeneyes 698 desperate attention whore postings
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04-10-06, 09:23 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-10-06 AT 11:24 AM (EST)Hey there, hold on just one second! It was soooo not my fault. I'm just doing what I have to do to stay in the race. If Lori had figured out how to put together the statue last week, it wouldn't be an issue, now would it? Woohoo! I did a roadblock, and completed it fairly easily. Yes Lake tried to tell me how to do it, but I did it my way, and I was right, yet again. Now if I can only get my husband to remember to listen to me, we'll win this thing. By the way, Monica -- quit the whining about the fish. It wasn't that bad, just wait until you have children to carry around, the fish was nothing compared to a squirming 40 pound three year old. How hot did Lake look shirtless, even with that ridicuous thing around his chest? 
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-06, 09:21 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
Well, Michelle, if you would have been anywhere close to us in the race you would have seen that I had no problem with carrying the fish. It was the fact that the Eetalian guy we were supposed to give the fish to didn't answer when we called his name.Is it my fault that Eetalians don't understand their own language? Geez. Oh and by the way, my Joseph looks way more hot without a shirt. He just doesn't have to beef up his ego by trying to prove it by showing it to the world. Besides, Lake looked like a dork with that strap around him. You too by the way.
Does anyone have a mirror? I think my mascara is running
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greeneyes 698 desperate attention whore postings
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04-11-06, 02:36 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-06 AT 02:54 PM (EST)Whatever! Lake is so hot! But can we agree on one thing -- Barry without a shirt is just plain scary! Gee, Monica, I'm sorry, I thought it was you that could barely carry the fish, and had your arms stretched out in front of you, like it was the grossest thing ever. That must have been some other blonde with raccoon eyes from her mascara. Honestly, I like Lori a lot, I'm sorry she got phil-iminated. She just over-thought the statue task, and tore it apart so many times, when if I remember right, she had it correct the first time.
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-06, 05:25 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
Joseph! *snif* *snif* I can't carry this stinking smelly thing no more. *snif* I'm too smart and good looking to do this. *wah wah* *snif*
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Skiptown5 35 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-06, 05:36 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
It's alright, it's not your fault. These stoopid eyetalian locals are no help! They should be telling us (in English) which stand we need to take our fish to.
I swear, I'm about to go Rambo on the whole market.
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-06, 02:00 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
Well, another great adventure in Italy...All those guys giving me the eye, even when I was toting that horrible fish. But I still don't get why the frat boys are ignoring me. (I'm probably just too much for them -- they're used to those docile women, not somebody who will give them a real battle...) Then, when my Ray Ray fell in the water -- I was so scared! He is such a hunk afterall. Didja just lvoe the way he tossed that ball so far? We need to step up the pace though -- the geeks were the only team we beat and that old couple don't look like the're going to slow down (well, until the bungee jump -- hey, that'll be a great opportunity for me to show off -- nice tight shorts with straps!) 
Phil, we all know Kiwis can dance, so why embarass yourself?
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-06, 05:35 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
Hey Fran, so sorry about your "pathetic" Barry. Did ya'll see my Joseph throw the ball? He has such good hands.By the way,Fran, have you ever heard of something called WAX. You should try it on your Barry's arms. I mean, he looks like proof of the Darwin theory. It's probably why he couldn't throw so well, all that hair flying in the wind causing friction. And on top of that Ewww...
Barbie and ken rule, woo hoo!
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings
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04-07-06, 11:05 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.6" |
I can't believe the Frat-bois didn't fall for our clever signup sheet. And it looked so official and everything, not like the typical post-it notes with numbers on them.Hey Monica, thanks for the hug. Now I know why Joseph is always smilin. That smell you gasped at was totally due to the fish and had nothing to do with the fact that I haven't bathed in 2 weeks. Next week its Tyler and me who will be coming in first. 
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