WEEKLY NOTES TO PRODUCTION STAFF
That fight between Kim and Kelly? Spectacular! I bet that gets those
no-lifers folks on the Internet boards talking! Talk about conflama! So why did we have them make up so quickly?
DAWs ladies have been arguing about bathrooms. Can we just have one? Talk about tension in the house!
The fire drill bit? Why did nobody stop, drop, or roll? (Oh, that's right, many of them HAVE rolls.) At any rate, I'm sure to get a call from
Richard Van Lesbian Dick Van Dyke.
And NEVER have Lisa2 jump in the pool like that again. Nor Jodi, either. Christie, meh. I know this has become thisclose to The Real World, but if I want soaked women worth seeing, I know where to get them. BTW, David Hasselhoff wanted too much to serve as the special guest
cabana boy lifeguard. Liability insurance is a bear in this state!
And do apologize to the neighbor for the ensuing walls of water that ruined hir begonias.
A string bead front door will not do. Just go to Home Despot and be done with it. Take the money out of
the budget for The Simple Life petty cash.
What if we told Cassie that her son is a former member of Hanson?
Check the mileage against the car's
fleece lease. I have an AMC Pacer on standby if necessary.
Finally, can we send Iyanla away for another couple weeks? I need to make some more
whoopee consultations with Rhonda.
Oh, tell Andy to stop by. I need clothes . . . for a 70s party.
To repeat, THE ONE CHARACTER TO A CUSTOMER RULE IS WAIVED. If you'd like to play someone else who is not being played in addition to your character, let me know in the signup thread.
HG-wise, we need a Cassie, a Melinda, and a Jessica, for three. Perhaps also a Kelly (otherwise, come out, come out, wherever you are!). We could also use a Universe.
Remember to use your sigs, or at least sign off as your characters.
If you want to join in as a RECURRING character, please sign up in the signup thread before posting. That's where you'll find your sigs also.
Remember, if you're unable to post as your character for a time, just send me a note to that effect. Otherwise, I can only assume you're uninterested, which isn't fair to someone who might want to play. (TJ and Jodi are still around, but have to post less frequently.)
Inanimate objects who wish to change to unclaimed HGs may do so in the signup thread. But we welcome new ones of those too (and they've been hilarious!).
Do NOT post as a character that's been claimed. Thanks.
You can post as ad hoc, one-time characters WITHOUT signing up. If you intend to reuse your character, please do sign up . . . thanks!
And HAVE FUN!
Non-players: THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION THREAD. Discussion-type posts may be removed. BUT . . . You may address or ask questions of the role-players as their characters.
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