WEEKLY NOTES TO PRODUCTION STAFF

From: Jon

That fight between Kim and Kelly? Spectacular! I bet that gets those no-lifers folks on the Internet boards talking! Talk about conflama! So why did we have them make up so quickly?

The DAWs ladies have been arguing about bathrooms. Can we just have one? Talk about tension in the house!

The fire drill bit? Why did nobody stop, drop, or roll? (Oh, that's right, many of them HAVE rolls.) At any rate, I'm sure to get a call from Richard Van Lesbian Dick Van Dyke.

And NEVER have Lisa2 jump in the pool like that again. Nor Jodi, either. Christie, meh. I know this has become thisclose to The Real World, but if I want soaked women worth seeing, I know where to get them. BTW, David Hasselhoff wanted too much to serve as the special guest cabana boy lifeguard. Liability insurance is a bear in this state!

And do apologize to the neighbor for the ensuing walls of water that ruined hir begonias.

A string bead front door will not do. Just go to Home Despot and be done with it. Take the money out of the budget for The Simple Life petty cash.

What if we told Cassie that her son is a former member of Hanson?

Check the mileage against the car's fleece lease. I have an AMC Pacer on standby if necessary.

Finally, can we send Iyanla away for another couple weeks? I need to make some more whoopee consultations with Rhonda.

Oh, tell Andy to stop by. I need clothes . . . for a 70s party.

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