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"Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-30-06, 11:30 PM (EST)
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"Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5" |
You know the routine: I ask snarkily, you answer snarkily. Writers still wanted; I'd like to play too! I don't mind doing this, but I'm more than happy to share.1. Why did Michelle have so much trouble trying to buy airline tickets online at the Munich airport?2. What prize would you have awarded Eric for winning the impromptu wheelchair race against BJ? 3. What response should Fran have given Lake when he was trying to see what changes she was making flight-wise? 4. Dave and Lori had a hard time at the laundry Detour. How do they normally do their laundry? 5. What are some other names Lake can call his fellow Racers other than "sonofabitch?" 6. Why did Yolanda start crying when she and Ray approached the priest with the bell? 7. How else could Michelle have tried to mitigate the suffering of Danielle and Dani at the Yield, other than apologizing? 8. Who the heck is that guy with Monica? 9. Why did Dave think those extra pieces of the statue had to go on it? What would he have done differently from Lori in building the statue? 10. Besides the actual one, give some other creative pronunciations for "Palermo" that the Racers didn't try. EXTRA CREDIT! What would BJ and Tyler want on the pizza they thought they'd won? Better than I deserve.
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Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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03-31-06, 07:26 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5" |
>1. Why did Michelle >have so much trouble trying >to buy airline tickets online >at the Munich airport? She has Lake's "can't read" gene. >2. What prize would you >have awarded Eric for winning >the impromptu wheelchair race against >BJ? The handicapped woman they took the wheelchair from. >3. What response should Fran >have given Lake when he >was trying to see what >changes she was making flight-wise? "Step off, b!tch." >4. Dave and Lori had >a hard time at the >laundry Detour. How do >they normally do their laundry? Two words: light sabers. >6. Why did Yolanda start >crying when she and Ray >approached the priest with the >bell? She knew he wouldn't be interested in her butt. >7. How else could Michelle >have tried to mitigate the >suffering of Danielle and Dani >at the Yield, other than >apologizing? "Don't worry. There's another team behind you that we could have yielded instead, so if you can beat them, you're still in the race." >8. Who the heck is >that guy with Monica? Jon? >9. Why did Dave think >those extra pieces of the >statue had to go on >it? What would he >have done differently from Lori >in building the statue? Dave thought the statue was him, so he thought there had to be more pieces on the statue. He would have kept doing it until they were Philiminated. >10. Besides the actual one, give >some other creative pronunciations for >"Palermo" that the Racers didn't >try. Palumbo Palidrome Ala mode Columbo >EXTRA CREDIT! What would BJ >and Tyler want on the >pizza they thought they'd won? Everything. They have the munchies.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-31-06, 08:34 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5" |
1. Why did Michelle have so much trouble trying to buy airline tickets online at the Munich airport? She isn't used to using an internet connection where Lake hasn't set up the filters. China lets their people see more websites than Michelle gets access to. 2. What prize would you have awarded Eric for winning the impromptu wheelchair race against BJ? Chemical castration, or is that our prize. 3. What response should Fran have given Lake when he was trying to see what changes she was making flight-wise? Physical castration, with a very dull spoon. 4. Dave and Lori had a hard time at the laundry Detour. How do they normally do their laundry? Step 1. Take the washing machine and dryer apart to make a robot. 5. What are some other names Lake can call his fellow Racers other than "sonofabitch?" He is from the south, he can call them anything he wants as long as he blesses their heart afterward.
6. Why did Yolanda start crying when she and Ray approached the priest with the bell? If you can get your man with you in front of a priest it is a wedding. Heck there was even a freaking bell. You have to cry at your own wedding.
7. How else could Michelle have tried to mitigate the suffering of Danielle and Dani at the Yield, other than apologizing? Doing the roadblock and demonstrating that the reason she hasn't done any is that she cannot function alone in any way and that would have let the girls pass them by.
8. Who the heck is that guy with Monica? What guy?
9. Why did Dave think those extra pieces of the statue had to go on it? What would he have done differently from Lori in building the statue? Logically if you have the pieces they go in the puzzle and thinking anything else would fry his logic circuits like that episode of Star Trek. Instead of curling up in fetal position, smoke would have come out his ears.
10. Besides the actual one, give some other creative pronunciations for "Palermo" that the Racers didn't try. Pelegra, Palamino, Paleronimo.
EXTRA CREDIT! What would BJ and Tyler want on the pizza they thought they'd won? Oregano? Lots and lots of oregano.
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-31-06, 09:44 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5" |
1. Why did Michelle have so much trouble trying to buy airline tickets online at the Munich airport?Lake is in charge of using the computer, and he doesn't do the Internet. 2. What prize would you have awarded Eric for winning the impromptu wheelchair race against BJ? The Stanley Cup. After the lost strike season, that's about all it's good for. 3. What response should Fran have given Lake when he was trying to see what changes she was making flight-wise? "Lake, I just found out that Oceanic Air has a better arrival time. Why don't you look into it?" 4. Dave and Lori had a hard time at the laundry Detour. How do they normally do their laundry? There's a laundromat next door to the Pizza Hut in Manhattan, KS. Dave volunteers to do the laundry while Lori provides free all-you-can-eat pizza. 5. What are some other names Lake can call his fellow Racers other than "sonofabitch?" The correct Southern term is "sumbitch", and it can be used in almost any conversational form. Lake is simply demonstrating his roots. 6. Why did Yolanda start crying when she and Ray approached the priest with the bell? "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..." 7. How else could Michelle have tried to mitigate the suffering of Danielle and Dani at the Yield, other than apologizing? By giving them Lake's head on a platter. The resulting celebration from the other racers would have disrupted all of Sicily. 8. Who the heck is that guy with Monica? Do we care? 9. Why did Dave think those extra pieces of the statue had to go on it? What would he have done differently from Lori in building the statue? Dave would have channeled Commander Data and assembled the statue in 0.376 nanoseconds. 10. Besides the actual one, give some other creative pronunciations for "Palermo" that the Racers didn't try. I think they tried them all. EXTRA CREDIT! What would BJ and Tyler want on the pizza they thought they'd won? Psychedelic mushrooms, of course.
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udg 3381 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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04-01-06, 01:01 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5" |
1. Why did Michelle have so much trouble trying to buy airline tickets online at the Munich airport?She was actually Googling for ways to kill a man without leaving any evidence. 2. What prize would you have awarded Eric for winning the impromptu wheelchair race against BJ? A free trip down the nearest escalator. 3. What response should Fran have given Lake when he was trying to see what changes she was making flight-wise? "Look over there! It's Jonathan. If you hurry, I bet you can get his autograph!" 4. Dave and Lori had a hard time at the laundry Detour. How do they normally do their laundry? They cast Scourgify. 5. What are some other names Lake can call his fellow Racers other than "sonofabitch?" Names that Lake *can* call... I think "sonofabitch" pretty much somes it up. But, he's really good with his hands. 6. Why did Yolanda start crying when she and Ray approached the priest with the bell? She thought she was going to have to carry it the last 6" all by herself. 7. How else could Michelle have tried to mitigate the suffering of Danielle and Dani at the Yield, other than apologizing? "At least you won't have to spend any more time with Lake." 8. Who the heck is that guy with Monica? Monica who? 9. Why did Dave think those extra pieces of the statue had to go on it? What would he have done differently from Lori in building the statue? Even with his glasses on, he couldn't see that all the completed statues had two extra pieces lying on the ground in front of them. He would have been extra careful to feel the statue "all over" to make sure he hadn't missed something. 10. Besides the actual one, give some other creative pronunciations for "Palermo" that the Racers didn't try. Parmesan, Panama, Pakistan, Poland... Ooops, you said pronunciations we did *not* hear on the show. Um, I got nothin'.
EXTRA CREDIT! What would BJ and Tyler want on the pizza they thought they'd won? "Dude, some really authentic 'Italian' herbs... Just like the ones we got in Amsterdam." Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-01-06, 02:35 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5" |
Usual disclaimer. I post first, then read. So anything that is repeated is just plain fluky.1. Why did Michelle have so much trouble trying to buy airline tickets online at the Munich airport? She was trying to use that silly gnome travel site but couldn’t remember what it was called. 2. What prize would you have awarded Eric for winning the impromptu wheelchair race against BJ? 84¢ (Canadian) in loose change. 3. What response should Fran have given Lake when he was trying to see what changes she was making flight-wise? She should have flashed her oobies, thereby permanently blinding him. 4. Dave and Lori had a hard time at the laundry Detour. How do they normally do their laundry? They leave it out for R2D2 to take care of. Unfortunately, he’s been on a secret mission to a galaxy far, far away for many years. 5. What are some other names Lake can call his fellow Racers other than "sonofabitch?" Fran and Barry can be “the old sonsofabitch”, Ray and Yolanda can be “the colored sonsofabitch”, Dave and Lori are “the geeky sonsofabitch”…6. Why did Yolanda start crying when she and Ray approached the priest with the bell? It was somebody who wouldn’t be admiring her butt.7. How else could Michelle have tried to mitigate the suffering of Danielle and Dani at the Yield, other than apologizing? She could have reminded them that once they’ve been Philiminated, they wouldn’t be getting lost on the same road five times, nor would they have to worry about the Frat Boys coping a feel every 10 minutes. 8. Who the heck is that guy with Monica? There’s a guy with Monica? Maybe it’s the Travelocity® Gnome. 9. Why did Dave think those extra pieces of the statue had to go on it? What would he have done differently from Lori in building the statue? Being anal retentive, what else could he do? He would not have taken as long as she did when putting up the naughty bits.10. Besides the actual one, give some other creative pronunciations for "Palermo" that the Racers didn't try. ”Palmetto”, “Palmtree”, “Palomino Pony” and “Sidney” EXTRA CREDIT! What would BJ and Tyler want on the pizza they thought they'd won? Extra cheese and lots of ‘shrooms, dude! Malim prædari
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-01-06, 07:03 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5" |
1. Why did Michelle have so much trouble trying to buy airline tickets online at the Munich airport? Because when she searched on "Palamino" she kept getting sites about horses?2. What prize would you have awarded Eric for winning the impromptu wheelchair race against BJ? Why, there can only be one choice. The one he can't quit talking about. The Booby Prize, of course. 3. What response should Fran have given Lake when he was trying to see what changes she was making flight-wise? "If you really were a god, you'd already know what I changed." 4. Dave and Lori had a hard time at the laundry Detour. How do they normally do their laundry? Laundry? They're geeks. Geeks don't do laundry, silly. I've attended enough crowded tech fairs to know whereof I speak. Ewww, it can get nasty. 5. What are some other names Lake can call his fellow Racers other than "sonofabitch?" None. His vocabulary hasn't developed any more than his brain has. 6. Why did Yolanda start crying when she and Ray approached the priest with the bell? People who have made a deal with the devil do that when confronted with a cross. 7. How else could Michelle have tried to mitigate the suffering of Danielle and Dani at the Yield, other than apologizing? "Accidently" trip Lake, giving him a concussion, allowing the girls to make up the lost time? 8. Who the heck is that guy with Monica? Guy? With Monica? Depends on what the definition of "is" is. 9. Why did Dave think those extra pieces of the statue had to go on it? What would he have done differently from Lori in building the statue? Once again, he's a geek. Geeks don't have pieces left over when they assemble something. As for what he'd have done differently, he'd never have finished it. You can't put the torso & head on until you get the thighs done. So, he'd still be struggling to get those 2 extra thigh pieces to fit. 10. Besides the actual one, give some other creative pronunciations for "Palermo" that the Racers didn't try. As suggested above, "Palamino". Or, perhaps "Pale-R'-Mo", or maybe "Pay'-Lermo". EXTRA CREDIT! What would BJ and Tyler want on the pizza they thought they'd won? Extra weedoregano. Yeah, that's it... Oregano. Lots and lots of oregano. Oh, and mushrooms. Special mushrooms that they'll provide. An Arkie curious cub
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04-03-06, 04:36 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.5" |
1. Why did Michelle have so much trouble trying to buy airline tickets online at the Munich airport?You would have a hard time too trying to complete the most basic of tasks with a crazed redneck, constantly hootin' & hollerin' and looking over your shoulder. 2. What prize would you have awarded Eric for winning the impromptu wheelchair race against BJ? A night out with Lake. 3. What response should Fran have given Lake when he was trying to see what changes she was making flight-wise? "Step back you young whipper-snapper. I'm a real doctor's wife - don't mess with me sonny!" 4. Dave and Lori had a hard time at the laundry Detour. How do they normally do their laundry? They don't have laundry. They just vaporize their dirty clothes and then go shopping at "Geek Emporium" in the Holodeck. 5. What are some other names Lake can call his fellow Racers other than "sonofabitch?" Come on, he's a redneck. He doesn't know any other words. 6. Why did Yolanda start crying when she and Ray approached the priest with the bell? Because she was enjoying being turned on by her big, strong man lugging a church bell and this time was now coming to an end. 7. How else could Michelle have tried to mitigate the suffering of Danielle and Dani at the Yield, other than apologizing? "Could be worse, you could be married to Lake." 8. Who the heck is that guy with Monica? Like I care! 9. Why did Dave think those extra pieces of the statue had to go on it? What would he have done differently from Lori in building the statue? His central processing unit was fried. He would have just whipped out his phaser and zapped everything and everyone in sight (except Naughtie Pilate) thereby giving them the immediate TAR win. 10. Besides the actual one, give some other creative pronunciations for "Palermo" that the Racers didn't try. Palmo, Permo, Pale mo, Palm Beach, Palm Springs, The Palms. EXTRA CREDIT! What would BJ and Tyler want on the pizza they thought they'd won? Hold the peperoni & extra shrooms please! Siggie courtesy of Seana
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