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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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As entertainment critic Roger
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.5"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.5" |
The Mat and the Hottie and I welcome you to Sicily. So, who enjoyed Palomino? Or was it Paller-mo? Nice little place, dontcha think?Some nastiness is showing out there – most of it by Lake. Geez: You have to beat "fat Dave and the girls"? Nice. Michelle, do you intend to ever do a Roadblock? In a couple of legs, you won’t have a choice. Lake the Leader might consider this too. Tell me, if you would: how is a doctor’s wife supposed to act, if Fran is not acting like one? Ray and Yolanda: you were doing so well! You gained a lot of time at the Detour. But you lost all of it and then some, and were nearly eliminated. You should thank Lake for Yielding the Pink Girls, since I expect they’d have finished the task by the time you showed up. Eric and Jeremy: too bad your booty girls won’t be around for you to "tongue wrestle" with at the Pit Stops anymore. Who will comfort you, distraught as you are about your second-place finish? BJ and Tyler: Good job booking the flight to Italy online. You got to the head of the pack and stayed there. But don’t you ever get tired? You make me tired just watching you. Fran and Barry: Do you have something against Lake and Michelle in particular or are you just trying to be "tough" Racers? Couldn’t you have pointed vaguely in the direction of the Teatro? David and Lori: *hee hee* How many times did Lori assemble the statue correctly and then try to fit the extra pieces in? 3 times? No, I’m not laughing. No, really. I’m not. Do you think the goofy nerd music is getting old? I don’t. I love how we add these little details on this show. MoJo: you’re still in this Race, aren’t you? Did you see the editing? Monica was talking about how people think she’s a dumb blonde, but that she’s not. Then we cut to her mispronouncing the name of the Italian city they’re going to next. That’s funny stuff. Danielle and Dani: You’re the last team to arrive. I’m sorry to tell you you’ve been eliminated from the Race. This is really the best you could hope for, since your entire strategy fell apart when you realized you might need a skill or two. Any parting words for anyone? You don't have to be nice. 
Thanks to Angelfood for inventing this game. As always, please keep the game in the game thread. New players are welcome! All the Racers have been spoken for as well as:
BJ/Tyler's Camera Guy
The Pit Stop Mat
The Clue
The Cluebox
The Genie
Phil's Golf Equipment
Yolanda's Butt Please feel free to post as anyone else. For example: the greeter in Sicily, one of the statues, the lady shaking her head at the laundry task...be creative!
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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04-03-06, 04:45 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.5" |
Well, this just sucks. Back to The Biggest Loser.
D&D's Camera guy
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-- the only guy I got to shake myself at was a monk and well, I don't really want to go there ifyaknowwhatImean.
