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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-23-06, 02:46 PM (EST) "Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4" LAST EDITED ON 03-23-06 AT 02:54 PM (EST) You know the drill by now. And if you want to compose one of these question lists, say so in your post or PM me. 1. What should Phil have said to the Racers when they arrived at the mat in Red Square only to find it was a Superleg? (You may be generic or racer-specific.) 2. What other references to Ray and Yolanda's butts will be made this season? 3. Assume the producers didn't have a product placement relationship with Travelocity. Again being either generic or Racer-specific, the clues buried in the field should have been attached to what? 4. Name three German women that Eric and Jeremy did NOT make a pass at during this episode. 5. Maybe it was unexplained phenomena that allowed the Double D's and Momily Redux (Wanda/Desiree) to be going the wrong way on the Autobahn once, and then find themselves going the same wrong direction in the same place again. Explain what happened by which this wasn't their fault, and what name you would give this occurrence. 6. What did the drunk German have to say after Lake and Michelle took him home? 7. What was the real reason BJ and Tyler approached the mat in Munich running backwards? 8. Given the wine-bottle-smashing Detour, come up with a future Detour that involves some more infliction of pain on one's partner. 9. What were the advantages and disadvantages of BJ dressing "commando" (sans skivvies)? 10. In the Race's rare footage of Monica, we often see her bouncing up and down. Why? ETA: EXTRA CREDIT (almost forgot)! What were Fran and Barry expecting when they tried the dance Detour? What dances CAN they do? Better than I deserve.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4 warp_core breach 03-23-06 1  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4 CouchTater 03-23-06 2  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4 mikey 03-24-06 3  RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4 Molaholic 03-24-06 4

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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 03-23-06, 07:54 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4" 1. What should Phil have said to the Racers when they arrived at the mat in Red Square only to find it was a Superleg? (You may be generic or racer-specific.) (*shrugs shoulders*)Hey, it wasn't my idea to stick a super-leg in this early. 2. What other references to Ray and Yolanda's butts will be made this season? "I like big butts... I like them round..." (sorry, I don't know all the lyrics to this song) 3. Assume the producers didn't have a product placement relationship with Travelocity. Again being either generic or Racer-specific, the clues buried in the field should have been attached to what? For the D's - A Dow Corning silicone breast implant For Team MoJo - A "Bedazzler" so that their "MoJo" t-shirts can be more sparklely. For the Nerds - The Starship Enterprise 4. Name three German women that Eric and Jeremy did NOT make a pass at during this episode. What German women? They were too busy making a pass at the German guy on the train. 5. Maybe it was unexplained phenomena that allowed the Double D's and Momily Redux (Wanda/Desiree) to be going the wrong way on the Autobahn once, and then find themselves going the same wrong direction in the same place again. Explain what happened by which this wasn't their fault, and what name you would give this occurrence. One-Brain Syndrome occurs when a pea-sized brain is stretched to its capacity in that it has to service four people with big, empty spaces above their shoulders. In this case, the effects of One-Brain Syndrome are exacerbated by the presence of large deposits of silicone, usually in deposits of two or more. 6. What did the drunk German have to say after Lake and Michelle took him home? Spalten Sie Ihre winnings mit mir auf? Welche Art des Namens ist See? Kann ich mit Ihrer Frau schlafen? (Will you split your winnings with me? What kind of name is Lake? Can I sleep with your wife?) - yes I admit it, I did an English to German translation for this! 7. What was the real reason BJ and Tyler approached the mat in Munich running backwards? Going commando at the detour really messed them up. 8. Given the wine-bottle-smashing Detour, come up with a future Detour that involves some more infliction of pain on one's partner. Especially for the D's - Busting ballons, placed around your partner, with darts. (Oops, sorry Dani...) 9. What were the advantages and disadvantages of BJ dressing "commando" (sans skivvies)? Advantages? You can't be serious! The only disadvantage was to me (*shiver*) 10. In the Race's rare footage of Monica, we often see her bouncing up and down. Why? More air-time and she so desperately wants to join the D-club and get fondled by the Frat Boys. ETA: EXTRA CREDIT (almost forgot)! What were Fran and Barry expecting when they tried the dance Detour? "This is the same as hip hop, right?" What dances CAN they do? The Bird Dance. The Polka. The Geezer Shuffle. Siggie courtesy of Seana   Top

CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-23-06, 11:13 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4" 1. What should Phil have said to the Racers when they arrived at the mat in Red Square only to find it was a Superleg? (You may be generic or racer-specific.) Welcome so and so, you are in ______place. For coming in _____ place in this round, and in honor of being in Russia, you will be the only ones that must go to Siberia and work the camps for a day. Then you get to continue with the race. This is a new thing. 2. What other references to Ray and Yolanda's butts will be made this season? They are just J Lo wanna be’s 3. Assume the producers didn't have a product placement relationship with Travelocity. Again being either generic or Racer-specific, the clues buried in the field should have been attached to what? A bomb- Michelle/Lake An invisible string being pulled- the nerds- psyche out reference. A dutch wife- (blow up doll)- the horndogs A thought- the Double oobies Some valium- Momily (not) II A copy of “The Da Vinci Code” with extra secryt instructions- the hippies Allen and Midge, their oldest friends- Barbie and Ken A stationary and clearly visible clue box- Fran/ Barry A computer, so they can keep talking to each other throughout the race in their usual manner- Yolanda/ Ray 4. Name three German women that Eric and Jeremy did NOT make a pass at during this episode. Katarina Witt, Heidi Klum, Angela Merkel- mainly because these woman all have brains and would have wiped the floor with these guys. 5. Maybe it was unexplained phenomena that allowed the Double D's and Momily Redux (Wanda/Desiree) to be going the wrong way on the Autobahn once, and then find themselves going the same wrong direction in the same place again. Explain what happened by which this wasn't their fault, and what name you would give this occurrence. Well, this has actually happened to me on several occasions and I’ve always blamed it on parallel universe theory. This is when you are living in one universe and then switch to a parallel one usually by the confusion of driving in foreign countries, being forced to drive 100 gazillion MPH so that the Porche that you didn't see behind you a second ago gets his way, or driving in NYC, or taking drugs. In order to get back to the first parallel universe, you have to repeat the same action you were doing when you accidently switched universes. Very little people know about this, they usually just feel confused and spaced out, like I'm getting right now typing this BS. 6. What did the drunk German have to say after Lake and Michelle took him home? Heeeey, you wife (some crap in slurry German) sexy (some more slurred crap in German) und you too. You come wit me im mein house? I haf keg beer for you. 7. What was the real reason BJ and Tyler approached the mat in Munich running backwards? They are Hippies, being anti establishment is the norm. 8. Given the wine-bottle-smashing Detour, come up with a future Detour that involves some more infliction of pain on one's partner. They must pummel each other with tomatoes until they are completely covered, in the Spanish festival La Tomatina. 9. What were the advantages and disadvantages of BJ dressing "commando" (sans skivvies)? Advantage: better air conditioning and air flow, don’t have to wash the tighty whitey’s, he’s free and lovin it- ala Kramer. Disatvantage- shrinkage, scary (we really don’t want to see that) flopping around, peek a boo, as in “your shorts are too short” and um… about to be gross, look away…… where do the guy skid marks go now? 10. In the Race's rare footage of Monica, we often see her bouncing up and down. Why? She’s blonde and young. Look at Hugh Hefner’s girls, same syndrome. ETA: EXTRA CREDIT (almost forgot)! What were Fran and Barry expecting when they tried the dance Detour? What dances CAN they do? Fran and Barry weren’t expecting anything; they haven’t been too good at considering the detours up till now. They obviously can’t dance. But they do know all about dancing around but never getting to that illusive clue box.   Top

mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-24-06, 01:20 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4" What should Phil >have said to the Racers >when they arrived at the >mat in Red Square only >to find it was a >Superleg? (You may be >generic or racer-specific.) > Gee, Monica, you have some super legs. And speaking of superlegs... >2. What other references to >Ray and Yolanda's butts will >be made this season? > Ray, Yolanda, and Yolanda's butt, you are the last to arrive, I am sorry to tell you that you have both been eliminated from the race. >3. Assume the producers didn't >have a product placement relationship >with Travelocity. Again being >either generic or Racer-specific, the >clues buried in the field >should have been attached to >what? > There was a product placement deal with Travelocity? I didn't notice. >4. Name three German women >that Eric and Jeremy did >NOT make a pass at >during this episode. > The three sober ones. >5. Maybe it was unexplained >phenomena that allowed the Double >D's and Momily Redux (Wanda/Desiree) >to be going the wrong >way on the Autobahn once, >and then find themselves going >the same wrong direction in >the same place again. >Explain what happened by which >this wasn't their fault, and >what name you would give >this occurrence. > 1. Deja U -- It is caused by doing an even number of U-turns on a straight road. 2. Other terms for the phenomenon of going in the wrong direction in the same place again is known as "the Reelection of George W. Bush," "Temptation Island II" or "let's cast Alison again on a CBS reality show." >6. What did the drunk >German have to say after >Lake and Michelle took him >home? > Can I smash some beer bottles on your heads? >7. What was the real >reason BJ and Tyler approached >the mat in Munich running >backwards? > To fool Phil into thinking they finished in front of Eric and Jeremy so they could win the trip. >8. Given the wine-bottle-smashing Detour, >come up with a future >Detour that involves some more >infliction of pain on one's >partner. > In Amsterdam, they will have the "flog" or "clog" detour, in which the racers can either flog each other or make one partner watch the other dance in clogs for an hour. >9. What were the advantages >and disadvantages of BJ dressing >"commando" (sans skivvies)? > The skid marks on his clothing generally keep Tyler from borrowing them. >10. In the Race's rare footage >of Monica, we often see >her bouncing up and down. > Why? > She is actually standing still, but the cameraman will jump up and down for her as most any man would. >ETA: EXTRA CREDIT (almost forgot)! >What were Fran and Barry >expecting when they tried the >dance Detour? What dances >CAN they do? The chicken dance and the Mexican Hat Dance.   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-24-06, 06:32 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 - Episode 9.4" Usual disclaimer -- I post first, so any copying is something for Twilight Zone fans. 1. What should Phil have said to the Racers when they arrived at the mat in Red Square only to find it was a Superleg? (You may be generic or racer-specific.) "Welcome to wonderful world of ha ha you're being given a nice little surprise because EPMB is afraid of getting into a rut by having the superleg later and doesn't really give a rat's tookas about his loyal fans over at RWTV. Hope you enjoyed it --" 2. What other references to Ray and Yolanda's butts will be made this season? You lvoe me -- you really really lvoe me! 3. Assume the producers didn't have a product placement relationship with Travelocity. Again being either generic or Racer-specific, the clues buried in the field should have been attached to what? Wait a second for a minute here -- you mean there's some kind of pre-existing relationship here -- it's not just an incredible coincidence? I find that difficult to believe. 4. Name three German women that Eric and Jeremy did NOT make a pass at during this episode. Heidi Fleiss, Eva Braum and the Pope's older sister, Brunhilde. 5. Maybe it was unexplained phenomena that allowed the Double D's and Momily Redux (Wanda/Desiree) to be going the wrong way on the Autobahn once, and then find themselves going the same wrong direction in the same place again. Explain what happened by which this wasn't their fault, and what name you would give this occurrence. Germans having a laugh once again -- revenge for the lederhosen stunt. Hordes of workers stormed out and switched not only all the road signs, but all the buildings, trees and mountains so the girls would go wrong once again. It's called "Ich bin bassackwards". 6. What did the drunk German have to say after Lake and Michelle took him home? "Can I show you some of my schnitzel?" 7. What was the real reason BJ and Tyler approached the mat in Munich running backwards? DUDE! Some really righteous &%*@ this Dude over in a castle sold them, Dude. 8. Given the wine-bottle-smashing Detour, come up with a future Detour that involves some more infliction of pain on one's partner. Michelle is forced to spend a full 24 hours handcuffed to Lake. 9. What were the advantages and disadvantages of BJ dressing "commando" (sans skivvies)? Advantage – they’ll be mistaken as escapees from Stalag 13 and sent to the cooler. Disadvantage – they’ll be mistaken for real US Army representatives, forcing a reversal of the German surrender of 1945. 10. In the Race's rare footage of Monica, we often see her bouncing up and down. Why? Are you paying any attention at all? ETA: EXTRA CREDIT (almost forgot)! What were Fran and Barry expecting when they tried the dance Detour? They were expecting something nice and easy, like finding the clue box in the middle of a bridge. What dances CAN they do? Any of the modern dances, like the Flappers do at Speakeasys. back from surgery and doin’ fine, thankyouverymuch.   Top

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