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"It's back! Hawkeye 10 -- Ep. 9.2"
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"It's back! Hawkeye 10 -- Ep. 9.2" |
The Hawkeye 10 is very simple. Ten snarky questions requiring ten snarky answers. And as always, don't let facts get in the way. If you want to write these for a future episode, go for it.Obregado! And now: 1. At the waterfall, Eric and Jeremy lamented the absence of girls in swimsuits to greet them. Where did the swimsuit girls go?2. Describe at least one attempt by Eric and Jeremy to hook up with girls before this race. 3. BJ and Tyler’s wardrobe is courtesy of whom? 4. Why did Danielle (or was it Dani? As if it matters) really let Eric cop a feel on her butt? 5. Pick at least one team that did NOT do the sugar cane/ethanol Detour, and describe what use they would have had for the ethanol. 6. What other nicknames had David thought about for Lori before settling on “hottie-boom-bottie with the naughty Pilates”? 7. What was so repulsive about the third building that only BJ and Tyler ascended it? 8. Lake and Michelle don’t seem to be very good at reading clues. They work as a dentist and dental assistant respectively. Describe how not reading something impacted one of their patients. 9. Monica promised Joseph a big kiss when he got to the top of the waterfall. What other incentives has Monica used with Joseph in the past? 10. What happened to the last Racer who threatened to smack Phil and called him “woman”? EXTRA CREDIT! This seemed like a really short leg. What other tasks were cut from this episode?  
Not an H10 question, but . . . did you notice that the cameras couldn't resist a butt shot of Yolanda at the top of the falls?
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03-09-06, 12:36 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: It's back! Hawkeye 10 -- Ep. 9.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-09-06 AT 12:40 PM (EST)>The Hawkeye 10 is very simple.
> Ten snarky questions requiring ten snarky answers. And as always, don't let facts get in the way.
>If you want to write these for a future episode, go for it. >Obregado! And now: >1. At the waterfall, Eric and Jeremy lamented the absence of girls in swimsuits to greet them. Where did the swimsuit girls go?They saw video from the first leg of E&J, ran up the falls without need of ropes and never stop running when they reached the top.
>2. Describe at least one attempt by Eric and Jeremy to hook up with girls before this race."Hey babe, I cleaned out my room last night."
>3. BJ and Tyler’s wardrobe is courtesy of whom?The company that recycles pirate movies clothes. Johny Depp has moved on you know.
>4. Why did Danielle (or was it Dani? As if
>it matters) really let Eric cop a feel on her butt?A cunning move on her part. She now knows for a fact that E&J are no longer using thier brains to run the race. The odds for her team winning just jumped 20% in thier favour.
>5. Pick at least one team that did NOT do the sugar cane/ethanol Detour, and describe what use they would have had for the ethanol.Eric and Jeremy ofcourse, and to drink ofcourse.
>6. What other nicknames had David thought about for Lori before settling on “hottie-boom-bottie with the naughty Pilates”?I can't answer this one, just the thought of the possiblities is hurting my head.
>7. What was so repulsive about the third building that only BJ and Tyler ascended it?3 is one half of 13, so it looked semi-unlucky.
>8. Lake and Michelle don’t seem to be very good at reading clues. They work as a dentist and dental
>assistant respectively. Describe how not reading something impacted one of their patients.Problem? What problem? Mistakes just mean more work, just don't tell the patient and you make more money and the patient thinks he did good to go because look at all the problems the dentist had, it was a good thing he went.
>9. Monica promised Joseph a big kiss when he got to the top of the waterfall. What other incentives has
>Monica used with Joseph in the past?You need to ask? Don't you know what MoJo means? Please rent Austin Powers 
>10. What happened to the last Racer who threatened to smack Phil and called him “woman”?Let's see Phil has atleast 12 camera men, 12 sound men, and who knows how many extra support people all depending on Phil's signature on thier checks. One raised eyebrow and no more racer. They have travelled the world and know where to bury the bodies and with a little video editting - 'Racer what racer? I see no sign of them on my tapes'. >EXTRA CREDIT! This seemed like a really short leg.
>What other tasks were cut from this episode? Rock climb: After reaching the top and getting the clue, swan dive into the chest high water - those who do not hit the water flat will be elimimated. Cane Crush: Fill car or fill the driver - if the driver drinks the alcohol instead of the filling the car they are given 15 bonus minutes to use at the pitstop placement if they can find it. Not an H10 question, but . . . did you notice that the cameras couldn't resist a butt shot of Yolanda at the top of the falls?Must rewind tape as soon as possible.
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03-09-06, 12:41 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: It's back! Hawkeye 10 -- Ep. 9.2" |
1. At the waterfall, Eric
>and Jeremy lamented the absence
>of girls in swimsuits to
>greet them. Where did
>the swimsuit girls go?
>
The Glamazons did the ethanol detour instead, so Eric didn't get to see them in their swimsuits and tiaras.>2. Describe at least one attempt
>by Eric and Jeremy to
>hook up with girls before
>this race.
>
It involved rohypnol. >3. BJ and Tyler’s wardrobe is
>courtesy of whom?
>
Danny the guitar player from "The Apprentice 3" >4. Why did Danielle (or was
>it Dani? As if
>it matters) really let Eric
>cop a feel on her
>butt?
>
It was Brazil, every other guy in the country had already copped a feel so it would have been rude to leave Eric out. >5. Pick at least one team
>that did NOT do the
>sugar cane/ethanol Detour, and describe
>what use they would have
>had for the ethanol.
>
The Double D's, who can use it in case silicone becomes scarce. >6. What other nicknames had David
>thought about for Lori before
>settling on “hottie-boom-bottie with the
>naughty Pilates”?
>
Janeane Garofalo. >7. What was so repulsive about
>the third building that only
>BJ and Tyler ascended it?
>
The wardrobe of the two guys already ascending it.
>
>8. Lake and Michelle don’t seem
>to be very good at
>reading clues. They work
>as a dentist and dental
>assistant respectively. Describe how
>not reading something impacted one
>of their patients.
>
Didn't notice that the magazines in their waiting room are from 1975, leading patients to think that Rumsfeld is still the Secretary of Defense. >9. Monica promised Joseph a big
>kiss when he got to
>the top of the waterfall.
> What other incentives has
>Monica used with Joseph in
>the past?
>
Foursome with the double d's if they win the million. >10. What happened to the last
>Racer who threatened to smack
>Phil and called him “woman”?
>
A. Phil said to them "you sound like my wife."
B. Phil said "okay" went all brokeback on him.
C. Phil said "I am not a woman, these are actually Man-boobs."
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03-09-06, 01:34 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: It's back! Hawkeye 10 -- Ep. 9.2" |
1. At the waterfall, Eric and Jeremy lamented the absence of girls in swimsuits to greet them. Where did the swimsuit girls go?Come on, this is Brazil, the girls don't need swimsuits and they go to the beach! 2. Describe at least one attempt by Eric and Jeremy to hook up with girls before this race. Jeremy: "Uh, huh huh huh, hey Eric, let's go talk to that chick."
Eric: "No way buttmunch, she's eating a burrito, heh heh heh!"
Jeremy: "Uhhhh, ok. Chicks are cool, huh huh huh." 3. BJ and Tyler’s wardrobe is courtesy of whom? IronButterfly.com 4. Why did Danielle (or was it Dani? As if it matters) really let Eric cop a feel on her butt? She's trying the approach of using sex appeal to win the race. At least she picked the one team that it might work on. 5. Pick at least one team that did NOT do the sugar cane/ethanol Detour, and describe what use they would have had for the ethanol. Fran/Barry - Use it to further preserve their fossilized brains. 6. What other nicknames had David thought about for Lori before settling on “hottie-boom-bottie with the naughty Pilates”? "My fave D&D partner" just didn't have the rhythm. 7. What was so repulsive about the third building that only BJ and Tyler ascended it? It had nothing to do with the building-- following everyone else was just too "establishment" for them. 8. Lake and Michelle don’t seem to be very good at reading clues. They work as a dentist and dental assistant respectively. Describe how not reading something impacted one of their patients. "Sorry, this teeth cleaning procedure was not covered by your insurance." 9. Monica promised Joseph a big kiss when he got to the top of the waterfall. What other incentives has Monica used with Joseph in the past? PG-13, think PG-13... Sorry, can't do it. 10. What happened to the last Racer who threatened to smack Phil and called him “woman”? They were vaporized by the Phil-o-brow glare of death. EXTRA CREDIT! This seemed like a really short leg. What other tasks were cut from this episode? All the interesting ones. 
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03-09-06, 02:37 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: It's back! Hawkeye 10 -- Ep. 9.2" |
>1. At the waterfall, Eric
>and Jeremy lamented the absence
>of girls in swimsuits to
>greet them. Where did
>the swimsuit girls go? They ran when they heard E&J were coming. >2. Describe at least one attempt
>by Eric and Jeremy to
>hook up with girls before
>this race. "Hey, I'm going to be on TV." >3. BJ and Tyler’s wardrobe is
>courtesy of whom? The cast from "That 70's Show." >4. Why did Danielle (or was
>it Dani? As if
>it matters) really let Eric
>cop a feel on her
>butt? She knows what her real assets are, and they're double Ds. >5. Pick at least one team
>that did NOT do the
>sugar cane/ethanol Detour, and describe
>what use they would have
>had for the ethanol.
BJ and Tyler would try to smoke it. >6. What other nicknames had David
>thought about for Lori before
>settling on “hottie-boom-bottie with the
>naughty Pilates”? Princess Leia
Lieutant Uhura
Captain Janeway
Queen Amidala
Xena >7. What was so repulsive about
>the third building that only
>BJ and Tyler ascended it? The other teams can't count that high. >8. Lake and Michelle don’t seem
>to be very good at
>reading clues. They work
>as a dentist and dental
>assistant respectively. Describe how
>not reading something impacted one
>of their patients. Why do you think the British have such bad teeth? >9. Monica promised Joseph a big
>kiss when he got to
>the top of the waterfall.
> What other incentives has
>Monica used with Joseph in
>the past? Must. Remain. PG-13. >10. What happened to the last
>Racer who threatened to smack
>Phil and called him “woman"? They are spending eternity with the Weavers. 
I'm a Polish hillbilly and damn proud of it.
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6. "RE: It's back! Hawkeye 10 -- Ep. 9.2" |
1. At the waterfall, Eric and Jeremy lamented the absence of girls in swimsuits to greet them. Where did the swimsuit girls go?
They heard about BJ -- and just couldn't resist hanging out and giving him some lovin'.2. Describe at least one attempt by Eric and Jeremy to hook up with girls before this race.
Well, there was that time back in high school when Jer scored some really nasty snuff, but Eric accidentally flushed it when he had to tinkle.3. BJ and Tyler’s wardrobe is courtesy of whom?
Willie Wonka.4. Why did Danielle (or was it Dani? As if it matters) really let Eric cop a feel on her butt?
She needed a fingerprint sample. He's suspected in a series of apple thefts.5. Pick at least one team that did NOT do the sugar cane/ethanol Detour, and describe what use they would have had for the ethanol.
The ol'folks could have used it for a body rub.6. What other nicknames had David thought about for Lori before settling on “hottie-boom-bottie with the naughty Pilates”?
Gh!cisTsx rutsPqu! That's Klingon for "Oobie queen"7. What was so repulsive about the third building that only BJ and Tyler ascended it?
Well, as Freud once said, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."8. Lake and Michelle don’t seem to be very good at reading clues. They work as a dentist and dental assistant respectively. Describe how not reading something impacted one of their patients.
That time when Lake mistook UPPER BICUSBID for LEFT TESTICLE.9. Monica promised Joseph a big kiss when he got to the top of the waterfall. What other incentives has Monica used with Joseph in the past?
"How's about a nice, creamy milkshake, Big Boy?" yes, that's code.10. What happened to the last Racer who threatened to smack Phil and called him “woman”?
He had to spend 30 days with Teri.EXTRA CREDIT! This seemed like a really short leg. What other tasks were cut from this episode?
Well, there was that Detour about the monkey house and a bag full of bananas.
A vulture boarded a plane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stopped him and said, "Sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger."
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Warning: I answer the questions before reading the responses of others. If we're of a like mind, so sorry.1. At the waterfall, Eric and Jeremy lamented the absence of girls in swimsuits to greet them. Where did the swimsuit girls go?
Hiding behind the waterfall, waiting for the pervs to finish.
2. Describe at least one attempt by Eric and Jeremy to hook up with girls before this race.
These guys have been trolling the beaches during spring break since junior high. They've used every cheesy line in the book including "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
3. BJ and Tyler’s wardrobe is courtesy of whom?
Salvation Army
4. Why did Danielle (or was it Dani? As if it matters) really let Eric cop a feel on her butt?
I'm not sure that she let him so much as he lunged for it. As my preschool aged daughter says while mocking a classroom rule, "No touchy!"
5. Pick at least one team that did NOT do the sugar cane/ethanol Detour, and describe what use they would have had for the ethanol.
Fran and Barry seriously need refueling with a 50/50 combo of ethanol and Gatorade.
6. What other nicknames had David thought about for Lori before settling on “hottie-boom-bottie with the naughty Pilates”?
Dirty little nerdy with the flirty skirties
7. What was so repulsive about the third building that only BJ and Tyler ascended it?
One had to pass through three levels of hell before finding the fire escape.
8. Lake and Michelle don’t seem to be very good at reading clues. They work as a dentist and dental assistant respectively. Describe how not reading something impacted one of their patients.
Oh man. I can't think of anything for this one. I hate it when that happens.
9. Monica promised Joseph a big kiss when he got to the top of the waterfall. What other incentives has Monica used with Joseph in the past?
I'm pretty sure she threatened him with isolation with Lisa & Joni if he didn't haul it on the the Roadblock.
10. What happened to the last Racer who threatened to smack Phil and called him “woman”?
He married her.
EXTRA CREDIT! This seemed like a really short leg. What other tasks were cut from this episode?
Fran and Barry's optional CPR training detour, Eric and Jeremy's optional offensive remarks about women detour, BJ and Tyler's optional pot harvesting and smoking detour, and Danielle and Dani's optional minor plastic surgery detour.
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LAST EDITED ON 03-10-06 AT 02:15 PM (EST)1. At the waterfall, Eric and Jeremy lamented the absence of girls in swimsuits to greet them. Where did the swimsuit girls go? They found out that the frat boy pervs were on their way and drowned themselves. 2. Describe at least one attempt by Eric and Jeremy to hook up with girls before this race. At a local public school's Grade 8 graduation. 3. BJ and Tyler’s wardrobe is courtesy of whom? The Barnum and Bailey Circus Clowns' reject pile. 4. Why did Danielle (or was it Dani? As if it matters) really let Eric cop a feel on her butt? Because she's a skank. 5. Pick at least one team that did NOT do the sugar cane/ethanol Detour, and describe what use they would have had for the ethanol. Ray and Yolanda would have drank it to make themselves more interesting. 6. What other nicknames had David thought about for Lori before settling on “hottie-boom-bottie with the naughty Pilates”? "Borg Queen! Assimilate me!" 7. What was so repulsive about the third building that only BJ and Tyler ascended it? In the haze, 3 is actually 1... 8. Lake and Michelle don’t seem to be very good at reading clues. They work as a dentist and dental assistant respectively. Describe how not reading something impacted one of their patients. "Ahhh, you wanted your teeth cleaned. You'll still have to pay for the root canal though." 9. Monica promised Joseph a big kiss when he got to the top of the waterfall. What other incentives has Monica used with Joseph in the past? "I'll be respectful of others for 2 whole minutes!" 10. What happened to the last Racer who threatened to smack Phil and called him “woman”? Lift the mat... EXTRA CREDIT! This seemed like a really short leg. What other tasks were cut from this episode? Road Block - try not to say "Baby" for 30 seconds - task proved impossible
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