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"DUMBEST.SHOW.EVER on its way"
AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings
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Anna Nicole Smith will be featured in a 6-part reality show. For those of you blessed enough to not know her, she is an archetypal body-altered bimbo (the polite term is "model/actress", although she has done precious little of either outside of a bedroom) who was lucky/conniving enough to marry a doddering near-nonagenarian Texas oilman and take him for a lot of money in the year before he died -- $88 million, to be precise (plus interest, although the case is on appeal).Anna Nicole Smith Gets Own Reality Show
Wed, May 29, 2002 04:35 PM PDT LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) - This is what "The Osbournes" has wrought: Coming to E! this summer, "The Anna Nicole Smith Show." The celebrity-obsessed cable network will chronicle the day-to-day life of the famously un-camera-shy model/actress in a reality series scheduled to debut in August. Smith's teenage son, Daniel, lawyer Howard K. Stern (no, not that one) and assistant Kim will also be regular characters. "From Marlo Thomas in 'That Girl' in the '60s to Mary Tyler Moore in the '70s, Anna Nicole is the real life version of these classic female TV characters struggling to find their way in the big city," says Mindy Herman, president and CEO of E! Networks. "Unlike Mary Tyler Moore, however, Anna Nicole will throw caution and not her hat to the wind, and have a lot more fun along the way." The idea for a series about Smith, a former exotic dancer, Guess? jeans model and Playboy centerfold, came after E! aired a "True Hollywood Story" installment about her. The documentary chronicled her career and marriage to J. Howard Marshall, a multimillionaire Texas oil man who was 89 at the time of their 1994 wedding. Smith was 26. Marshall died in 1995. Smith has since been in a long-running legal dispute with Marshall's son, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether her husband intended to leave her part of his estate. Smith was at first awarded more than $400 million, a decision that was later reversed. In March, a federal judge ruled she was entitled to $88 million. The series began production two weeks ago, with plans for an initial run of six episodes. Smith's take on the affair is this: "People won't be able to stop watching once they tune in. My life is a roller coaster, so hold on and enjoy the ride."
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JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings
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05-30-02, 03:19 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: DUMBEST.SHOW.EVER on its way" |
Excuse me while I go vomit. I'm just glad that I don't get that channel in my limited cable package. If I want to see white trash in action I can always watch Jerry Springer.
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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05-30-02, 05:35 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: DUMBEST.SHOW.EVER on its way" |
>>>"People won't be able to stop watching once they tune in. My life is a roller coaster, so hold on and enjoy the ride."<<<Wow. That is the worst and most blatent PR tagline I have ever heard in my life. Unfortunately, I have a hunch that the dialogue goes completely downhill from there. ======================= Survivorerist - Oh where oh where did my sig pic go?  (Courtesy of Strider  )
"Oh my heck, I'm so very glad that that's over. The 2001-2 television season was, for this sofa spud, cruelly and unusually punishing."
-Antonia Zerbisias, The Toronto Star
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mocha madness 251 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-02, 08:16 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: DUMBEST.SHOW.EVER on its way" |
This has big potential written all over it...exploding boobs, excessive eating, excessive shopping, just all kinds of over the top behavior. Her entourage, with the exception of her son, are all people on the pay roll, or maybe its the contingency payroll depending on if the appeal is resolved in her favor...lots of potential chuckles. Now if we can only get "Chains of Love" back with Anna Nicole chained to four old rich dudes....I smell a series if they can pull that one off.
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Jonnycumlately 206 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-02, 09:54 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: DUMBEST.SHOW.EVER on its way" |
Sigh. Again, someone tries to copy a show without recognizing what made said show interested in the first place. The Osbournes worked because of the OSBOURNES. It was NOT the "celebrity reality show" format we were interested in (and depsite what the creator of Anna Nicole Smith may say, this isn't a original idea, even if it was thought before The Osbournes), it's the PEOPLE in the format. Who gives a crap about some gold-digging loser (didn't we already go this route with Darva Conger in any case?)
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sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings
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06-03-02, 01:37 PM (EST)
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7. "The Smoking Gun" |
in the archives of www.thesmokinggun.com i read a judges paper concerning her court case. the judge talked about how uneducated she appeared to be. i wonder if she will learn how to present herself intelligently before the life is thrown out there for everyone to see.
i think i'd rather watch barney or the teletubbies...
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Rottweiler Puppy 18 desperate attention whore postings
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06-03-02, 01:56 PM (EST)
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