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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.2"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 01:18 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 9.2" |
Welcome to another place in Brazil! Don’t worry! I promise we’ll leave the western hemisphere soon. No, really.I am pleased that this season seems to be lacking in hugely emotional Racers hugging me within an inch of my life. You remember Lori of Lori and Bolo and Tony Paolo from that other show we did that wasn’t TAR exactly? Yikes. I told the casting people I wasn’t going to put up with that anymore. What do I look like, Bob Barker? BJ and Tyler, you are the first team to arrive! You get to go on a trip to Tahiti. How cool is that? You must be stoked. Damned impressive that you are the only team who seems to know the Portuguese word for “Thank-you” is “Obrigado”. Eric and Jeremy: Yes, you might have been first if only you hadn’t stopped to ask for directions. Seriously. You stopped. And asked for directions. Never ask for directions. You are men, aren’t you? We men have a code. You totally broke it. And look what happened! Monica and Joseph: This is quite an improvement. Good job. David and Lori: Slow and steady, eh? You chugged along and did the nerdy science thing with no trouble at all. Hotty Pilates what now? Ray and Yolanda: Solid performance, but you’ll need to pick up the pace a bit if you want to be contenders. Wanda and Desiree: You weren’t last after all. It would be OK if you hugged me. I don’t mind. Lake and Michelle: Lake, you could take the intensity level down a bit and you’d still be more Jonathanesque than most people are comfortable with. Dani and Danielle:Tell me, when you were choosing who would do the Roadblock, why did you pick the person who is afraid of heights? Just curious. Fran and Barry: OK, you guys have NO idea how to pick a Detour. That sugar can distilling thing was easy as sin. So you went with the highly physical task. Uh-huh. Sorry about the car breaking down, but turns out that didn’t affect you as badly as it could have. Lisa and Joni, you’re the last team to arrive. I’m sorry to tell you you’ve been eliminated from the Amazing Race. Well, not really sorry. A bit sorry. I mean, Lisa’s crying and all and I feel a bit badly for you. Of course, it’s always easy to be generous when there’s no shrieking noises reverberating around in your head. So, bye now. Administrative Notes:Anyone not speaking for an assigned character is invited to post as someone or something else – one of the helper guys at the waterfall, the science-y people in the barn, the VW Bug. Please keep the game in this thread. Posting as your character outside the game threads can be confusing for other posters. The 'Be the...' games were created by the lovely and talented Angelfood. If you like this game, please show some love to its inventor. 
All hail Angelfood!
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 07:29 AM (EST)
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2. "Welcome to Sequesterville, Your Hosts . . . " |
Yay, the Frosties are here!!! Hurry up, John, we have to get this party stared.In your honor, lovely large ladies (my heros), we are throwing you a "Frosted Flakes" theme party for your arrival to Sequesterville. I'm sorry that you were Philiminated, but we'll have more fun shopping, Bedazzling, modeling tiaras and squealing together outside of the range of those cameras. If you're really good, maybe I'll let my Genie out of the bottle to grant you some wishes. Time to get our grooves on . . . 
Your Hostess with the Mostess
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Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 04:21 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Welcome to Sequesterville, Your Hosts . . . " |
>Yay, the Frosties are here!!!
>Hurry up, John, we have
>to get this party stared. WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SOBBBBBBBBB WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I guess it's loser lodge for us now... (And I am the quiet one when I get depressed-- so lookout for Joni!) SOBBBB SOBBBBB WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SHRIEEEKKKKKK *sound of glass breaking* ooohhh my GAAAWWWWWDDDDDD.... But at least we tried. I guess it was worth it. We peed and farted on national TV. We wore our tiaras with pride. We bedazzled our Depends undergarments after we 'Unsheathed our womanhood" and discovered it had bladder leakage. But it's sad that it's over. I know I was really looking forward to eating those monkey testicles. *sigh* *sob* And uh John, thank you for the welcome, but that Frosty nickname kinda brings up bad memories since we hear that from our husbands (and not in a good way, ifyaknow what I mean!) SHRRRIIIIEEEEEEKKKKKK SOOOOBBB SOBBBB How long do we get to stay here in loser lodge? Let me bedazzle your genie for you! I AM looking forward to shopping with you, modeling tiaras and all the rest. Thank you for the kind welcome. 
I can bedazzle some earplugs if you need them
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-06, 06:48 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Welcome to Sequesterville, Your Hosts . . . " |
Oh, Lisa, Lisa, Lisa, please take a hint from me and CALM DOWN ALREADY!!!!!! AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!AAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!I am so excited...oh, there go my pants again...I forgot that we get to go to Sequesterville!!!!!! YIPPEEEEE!!!!! WOOO and HOOOOO!!!!! By the way, Sis, I have discovered that Bedazzled Depends cause quite a case of Rusty Butt. *loud raucous laugh* Now, didn't our daddy teach you to drive? You made me let you drive, because you said you were older and better at it. Actually, come to think of it, when I learned to drive, Daddy just held his ears and jumped out of the car. I never figured that one out. Oh, guess what...hold on to your tiara...I'll hold my nose...the kind crew of Loser Lodge have heard my request, and tonight for dinner....we get to have MONKEY TESTICLES!!!!! AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!! OH, MY GAWD, I am so EXCITED!!!!!! Thank you, Jesus, for the monkey testicles!!!!!! Oh, I can't wait to Bedazzle our Genie, and to share our tiaras with our wonderful friends (or do they already have their own?)! See, Sister, no need to cry, this is going to be lots more fun anyway!!!!! A big girlie slumber party!!!!! Thank you, Jesus! We can play with our makeup, and just have a good ole time! I hope nobody minds if I lie with my butt out in the sun to get rid of these rust stains. 
Oh, Lisa, they said if we can be quiet for five whole minutes, they will give us some monkey testicles to Bedazzle. Can we do it? *stuffs Bedazzled rag from Ray in mouth*
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greeneyes 698 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 11:35 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-08-06 AT 03:59 PM (EST)That's my girl Michelle, you hauled a$$ up the rope climb. And you're looking GOOD all wet under the waterfall! That's just so sweet of you to say, sugar! I really tried my best to get up that waterfall. But really, did anyone actually think for a second that Fran would beat me? Besides, I had to make up for getting on that bus that took us to the wrong station. Maybe we'll get through one of these legs without making a mistake. You know for sure that if we had not made the mistake about booking the plane tickets over the phone and the bus station thing, we would be leading this race so far. And to the "Double D" girls, you did a good job trying to beat us to Phil, but we are just couldn't let that happen. And honey, you looked soooo hot when you went shirtless at the waterfall! 
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Skiptown5 35 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 12:37 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.2" |
Sure, you can beat an old lady climbing up a rope, but I noticed you were looking up at my butt going up those forty flights of stairs. Have another cigarette, Scotty (did you come up with that lame "Lake" alias when you were out on San Francisco Bay "fishing" with Lacey?).
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beau_30 952 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 09:05 AM (EST)
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5. "Hey BJ and Tyler" |
Hey can I go to Taiti with you. Man I sure want some ofe the good stuff down there. Congrats on the first win, you guys keep it up.
Wow, DUDE! This race is far out!
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 10:26 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Note from Mr. Exposition Hands" |
Thank-you thank-you thank-you!!!!!!
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 10:27 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.2" |
Hey momma, we didn't get any air time tonight. What's up with that? Now that the screaming sisters are gone they can highlight us!!
This was moved from BTR9.1
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Fred Weasley 10 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 10:38 AM (EST)
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10. "Mr. Wizard lives!!!!" |
Great Bunsen Burners!! Holy Distilation Columns!!! Heavens to Beakers!! It's the Revenge of the Nerds. Finally on the Race, they are using science. We can relax now. We did our job. Signed, Mr. Wizard, Bill Nye, and Beaker. pi r squared?? NO pi are round!!!
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Ryan DeMaster 228 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 02:57 PM (EST)
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23. "Attention Racers..." |
LAST EDITED ON 03-08-06 AT 03:08 PM (EST)HEY!!! OVER HERE!!! Do you realize how lonely you people made me? Out of ten teams, only one decided to check me out. AND THEY WON THE LEG. I'd venture a guess that if anybody else would have used me, they could have left in at least 6th or 7th place - which could have made a HUGE difference for some of the teams who had to wait until like the 4th or 5th group to go down *cough*daniellefranjoni*cough*.  ~ Stairway #3
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beau_30 952 desperate attention whore postings
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03-09-06, 10:39 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: Attention Racers..." |
I hope you don't mind that I got an good butt shot of you, I thought the ladies back at home might dig the hippie butts. 
Also did you see the close up I got of Tylers Crotch, oh yeah, the girls are loving it.
Phils equipment is jealous!
Wow, DUDE! This race is far out!
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Pamisue 57 desperate attention whore postings
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03-08-06, 09:31 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Very nice Very Nice" |
You young men, yea, you hippie dudes and wierdo guy friends! All you have on your minds is sex. Why if any of you so much as look at my Desiree like you look at those pink ho's I'll make you talk soprano the rest of your lives.
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Pamisue 57 desperate attention whore postings
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03-09-06, 10:13 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: Can't understand a word" |
Are you making fun of the way I talk? You, You hippie dude. Where you get those clown clothes you wear? You look like you came straight from a circus. Desiree where are you? I'm getting all uptight. You need to help your momma calm down.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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03-13-06, 10:11 AM (EST)
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59. "RE: Can't understand a word" |
Mom, save your breath for the upcoming water thingy. Calm down and try to imagine how nice it will be to be able to dive into the water and retrieve coins. We could be rich!
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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03-09-06, 04:04 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.2" |
Oh DaveYou were so sexy scaling down the side of that building... 
You were way hotter than Tom Cruise in that Mission Impossible scene. And then we got to do a chemistry experiment!!! How cool was that. Even though the apparatus was not calibrated properly, and the bunsen burner was flaring up in the inconsistent atmospheric pressure, at least we got to wear those cool safety glasses. Next time I hope we get lab coats too! Smooches to David from his hottie pilate.
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-06, 01:40 PM (EST)
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52. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.2" |
Hey Schmoopy. Some things are not appropriate for the internet. Like chemistry experiments,and especially "chemistry" experiments, if you know what I mean. Since we can't share science with these other racers, please allow me to share this puzzle, because we geeks love Suduko!! 
*idea shamelessly stolen from Incog.
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mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-06, 05:20 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.2" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-10-06 AT 05:22 PM (EST)Oh, ha ha, ha, sugarplum, you said "soduku" rather than "sodoku." As everyone knows, sodoku is a Japanese puzzle, while Soduku is a bacterial zoonotic disease. It is caused by a spirochaete Spirillum minus. It is a form of Rat Bite Fever (RBF). The infections are acquired through rat bites or scratches.It can occur as nosocomial infections (ie, acquired from hospitals),or due to exposure or close associations with animals predating rats, mice, sqirrels etc. Soduku is mostly seen in Asia. The incubation period is 4 to 28 days. The initial scratch or wound caused by bite from a carrier rodent will result in mild inflammatory reactions and ulcerations. The wounds may heal initially, but reappears with the onset of symptoms. The symptoms include recurring fever, with body temperature 101-104°F? (38-40°C).The fever lasts for 2-4 days but recur generally at 4-8 weeks. This cycle may continue for months or years together.The other symptoms include regional lymphadenitis, malaise and headache. The complications include myocarditis, endocarditis , hepatitis, splenomegaly and meningitis. Mortality ranges from 6-10%. Pookie I love you anyway. By the way I solved your sodoku puzzle in 45 seconds, now I'm hot for lovin'. 
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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03-10-06, 11:50 AM (EST)
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51. "I know I should be flattered... " |
But will all of you idiots just STOP IT!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! A couple of times is ok but now I have a huge pounding headache! Go find some other word to pick on! Signed, The Word "Baby" (and that includes "Babe" and "Babes") Give "Honey", "Sweetie", "Pookie" and "Hottie Pilate" a call
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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03-14-06, 12:26 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 9.2" |
Oh, you're good with the ropes! (let them guess where we got the practice, heh-heh!).Now, what if it had been me comforting that cute little girl with the big oobies? You'd a probably cut my rope! We're still in the race, so "let's rock and roll!" 
For every High Endurance lady, there's a Summit Man stringing her up in ropes.
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