Thurs. in the car:

All the women driving to the ranch.

The car is feeling some hot nasty air in me today. Car sick? My bumper! Jodi just wants to sit up front. Has budda not taught you girls anything? Live and let live! Even that crazy potion throwing women said own your feelings, not everyone elses. Remember Karma will kick you women in the ##### when you least expect it!

playing on the radio:
MISSY ELLIOTT Song: Gossip Folks (Uncut)

Yo, yo yo move out of the way
We got missy Elliott coming through
Girl that is missy Elliott she lost a lot of weight
Girl I heard she eats one cracker a day
Oh well I heard the ##### was married to Tim and started ##### with Trina
I heard the ##### got hit with three zebras and a monkey
I can't stand the ##### no way

When I walk up in the piece
I ain't gotta even speak
I'm a bad mamajama goddammit motherfucker you ain't gotta like me
How you studying these hoes
Need to talk what you know
And stop talking bout who I'm sticking and licking jus mad it ain't yours
I know ya'll poor ya'll broke
Ya'll job jus hanging up clothes
Step to me get burnt like toast
Muthafuckas adios amigos
Halves halves wholes wholes
I don't brag I mostly boast
From the VA to the LA coast
Iffy kiffy izzy oh

When I pull up in my whip
Bitches wanna talk #####
I'm driving I'm glad and I'm styling
in these muthafuckas eyes did you see it?
I'm gripping these curbs
Skuur, did ya heard
I love em, my fellas, my furs
I fly like a bird
Chicken heads on the prowl
Who you trying ##### now
Naw you ain't getting loud
Better calm down for I smack your ##### down
I need my drums bass high hat
I need my snare strings horns and
I need my Tim sound
right, left
Izzy kizzy looky here

I don't go out my house shorty
You just waiting to see
Who gon roll up in the club and then report that next week
Just wanna see who I am ##### boy
Sniffing some coke
I know by the time I finish this line I'm a hear this on the radio

Missy Misdemeanor Elliott

Yo, straight up Missy killed that ##### tonight for real
I know I know, I don't even care about her being pregnant by Michael Jackson
You know what we should do
We should go get her album when it comes out
There she go, there she go, there she
Heeeey Misssy

Hi Missy?
What's up fools?
You think I aint knowin' y'all broke Milli Vanilli
Jay Jay fan wannabes ain't over here gossiping 'bout me?
Yo how 'bout you buff these Pumas for 20 cents so your lights won't get cut off
You soggy breasts, cow stomachs
Yo take those baby GAP shirts off, too
You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
Yo by the way, go get my album
Damn!