LAST EDITED ON 03-13-06 AT 11:55 AM (EST)
Ach, ladies (and a zertain vain gentleman),
Zumting haz happened zat I feel must be addressed. Due to an overzight by my nurze, Mizz Rhonda did zumting very dangerous. Zere must be a zertain amount of time between Botox injections, but, ach! It zeemz Mizz Rhonda waz very diztrezzed after zum kind of a rejection from a lover, and feeling unattractive, came a veek early for her injections. My nurze accepted a bribe (zum kind of beadz zat zay "I love me") and allowed her to get her injectionz ven it vas not advisable. Thiz caused her a very dizfigured and paralyzed faze, and at first I vas not sure it would ever vear off. But now I zee zat lovely zneer returning, zo luckily, I do not have to do a faze tranzplant. Zo pleaze, don't make the miztake Mizz Rhonda did. It iz my duty az a professional to varn you all. She haz been zeeing zumone by ze name of "Dr. Ztan" for therapy, and he zayz her caze iz no longer hopelezz.
Ach, I almozt forgot...next veek, I have a zpecial for you of two injectionz for ze price of one.