Bringing a HG's mother in as a new HG! What a stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. This ought to send the ratings skyrocketing.

*looks at latest Arbitrons on desk*

Um, on second thought . . . we CAN retrofit this place for another Real World season, can't we? (Nary a Speedo to be found in THAT event.)

What mirror has Rhonda been standing in front ofWhy haven't I heard from Rhonda lately?

ADMINISTRIVIA:

You folks are really getting the hang of this! Glad to have an Allison sighting, and to have a Jill! WE STILL NEED A DR. STAN. Also, Christie (she unfortunately had to bow out), Melinda, and Jessica are available.

Remember to use your sigs, or at least sign off as your characters.

If you want to join in as a RECURRING character, please sign up in the signup thread before posting. That's where you'll find your sigs also.

Remember, if you're unable to post as your character for a time, just send me a note to that effect. Otherwise, I can only assume you're uninterested, which isn't fair to someone who might want to play. (TJ should be back, but Jodi's been a bit busy.)

Inanimate objects who wish to change to unclaimed HGs may do so in the signup thread. But we welcome new ones of those too (and they've been hilarious!).

Do NOT post as a character that's been claimed. Thanks.

You can post as ad hoc, one-time characters WITHOUT signing up. If you intend to reuse your character, please do sign up...thanks!

And HAVE FUN!

Non-players: THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION THREAD. Discussion-type posts may be removed. BUT . . . You may address or ask questions of the role-players as their characters.

E-mail or PM me with any problems.