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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
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"Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Ep. 11"
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"Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Ep. 11" |
Welcome, Racers, to . . .*checks notes* What the heck is this place again? Oh. The Green Flower Street Ranch. No, sorry, that's what's playing on my iPod. Make that the Green Meadow Ranch in Absolutely, Montana. Well, being in Big Sky country, we decided to have you do a Roadblock involving what everyone associates with Montana: golf. No, it wasn't product placement for the Buick. Much. Speaking of which, I figure you Bransens might have preferred we give you each one of those carts. But actually, Buick had the sedan gathering dust at Vern's Buick in Lorain, Ohio, so that's why you got it. Linzes, look in the hole next time. And that's not code for anything, ok? Way to go with the wagon detour at University of Maryland Turtle Ranch, BTW. We should have made you drive those horses, though. Weavers, look at you! I will not be telling you, "I'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the Race." You are proving the naysayers wrong. You ought to be yielded more often. Oh, how DID you get the upper part of that teepee done? Now hie thee to Pizza Hut. The girls need to fill out their clothes a little more. Godlewskis, I look forward to seeing at least one of you on Starting Over next season. Do you realize the best part of your leg was giving Buffalo Bill a cheap thrill? Maybe "Desperate Housewives" was apt after all. Whose holiday dinners are more peaceful, yours or the Paolos? (No, I do NOT want to find out.) And you are so getting a bill from me for my hearing aids. Now let the real sniping commence between you three remaining teams! I want to hear the smack! (Too bad Marion's gone.) Only those who have signed up in the signup thread may post as a Racer. Others may participate by posting as a non-Racer, e.g. the Indian chief, a ranch hand, Buffalo Bill or his daughter Irma, the golf pro, a cameraperson or sound tech, or others. Or even as yourself, addressing the Racers. Be creative (and you have been; I lvoe the Trailer posting)! Philiminated racers can adopt these or other personas, or post from Sequesterville. (And? We need you all back next week for the finale!)Remember: this is NOT a discussion thread, but a role-playing one.
Have fun! 
Do you ladies think those Old West outfits made you look fat?
And those of you in Sequesterville: start working on your Weaver Golf Claps.
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12-07-05, 00:04 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Ep. 11" |
I's real dadgummit!
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12-07-05, 02:06 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Ep. 11" |
*looks up from pot of "gravy"* (hi, monstah!)Oh, those Weavers are going to have a tough time when they have to leave that ranch. They don't have any gas. I mean, they kept showing the level of the gas tank, and it was really low. They're going to have to get to a gas station pronto, or they'll be last to the mat and the non-elim. Goodness, those Godlewski girls were just awful to each other. If they'd like some counselling about how to get along with a family member, me and my DJ will give them some tips. My new friend Ray says they didn't deserve to win. He would know. 
I told you how you'd miss me when I was gone, but you didn't listen, oooooh, noooooo.
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12-07-05, 09:10 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Ep. 11" |
Ack!! Whose idea was it to dress us up in these frumpy outfits??? I look terrible
 Don't those duffus producers know that their ratings would be much better if they dressed us up in lingerie?? Damn those wagon wheels were heavy to move. If only we had had something round to roll them with.... On the plus side, we did have a good race last night. Neck and neck with the Linz's. (of course, I would rather neck with that Boner Linz guy...) The only thing that was missing from last night's show was the Loser Taxi from The Apprentice. Wouldn't it have been better to load the Gobblegobbleski sisters into a taxi at the end? Because from what I have seen on that other show, when you load 4 people into a taxi it suddenly gets VERY QUIET!
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12-07-05, 10:05 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Ep. 11" |
I was hoping that the Weavers would go home-bummer. I much prefer screaming women to snide, self-righteous, isolationist, cult people. I know we are gonna win-we ROCK!!! I have (apparently) learned to wave really snotty like. It's all in the wrist. 
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10. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Ep. 11" |
Oh my ears! More poor ears (if I had ears!)! I'm going to need a complete tune-up. Those SCREAMING banshee Godlewski sisters knocked my whole system out of calibration! Although, my sister didn't fair much better having to cart around that smelly Weaver kid and his boney-a$$ed mamma who kept saying "Praise the Lord, Praise Jesus, Praise Sweet Jesus, Praise this, Praise that" Whataya think we are? A travelling Ministry? Humph. The nerve of this show. Making us ferry around trash-talking, Jesus-talking, white-trash. Come on, WE ARE BUICK GOLF CARTS. This is sooo beneath us. - Buick Golf Cart (The Cadillac of Golf Carts) The old man wasn't TOO bad. But hasn't he ever heard of a razor?
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12-08-05, 03:20 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Ep. 11" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-08-05 AT 03:21 PM (EST)uh Phil, you know that was just two of us hiding in your pants. Admit it. Ya gotta give credit where credit is due! --Da Balls! P.S. You can take credit for the golf club though!
edited to fix typo. We balls have limited typing skills.
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