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"*** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-27-02, 06:42 AM (EST)
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"*** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-02-02 AT 05:41 PM (EST)
| | | | | Time for fun... yes it's Episode One Of the show... where the folks get to ‘ho Sand and sun... oh the fun's just begun... That's Entertainment!The boat... that's just barely afloat Or the whore... who got paddled ashore Or the hag... who continued to nag... That's Entertainment! It's the clan... where love was the plan Or the fink... who dropped the torch in the drink Say goodbye... to that weird holey guy... That's Entertainment!
| We're not through... onto Episode Two Stupid ‘hos... and fake radio shows And some food... that was horribly rude... That's Entertainment!It's a granny... with a bug up her fanny Tellin' fools... where they should put the tools Then they float... some big rocks off a boat... That's Entertainment! Fishy goo... that makes Rob wanna spew Tensions grow... off to council they go And the cost... dear old mama get's tossed... That's Entertainment!
| | | It's Show Three... yes the one where she'll pee Robert's feet... and some hanging toe meat Hear John squeal... as he's kissed by an eel... That's Entertainment!Sean is weak... Hunter hikes to the creek How we laughed... when we saw Mara's raft The balls roll... but won't fall in the hole... That's Entertainment! Rob's a gas... a God foddah from Mass He gives youse... a deal you can'ta refuse Hunter's wrecked... and he'll have to eject... That's Entertainment!
| Fun galore... lies in Episode Four Tribal switch... puts their plans in the ditch Gina beams... Sarah stifles her screams... That's Entertainment!Old Pappy... the babes make him happy Rotu thinks... that Sean's radio stinks No reward... puzzles slide on a board... That's Entertainment! Gina bonds... ‘neath the swaying palm fronds Sarah knows... that's the way the game goes Time to pack... your fun bags and your rack... That's Entertainment!
| | | Number Five... paranoia's alive Gabe and John... one is soon to be gone Rotu Four... comes to life on the shore That's Entertainment!Mara's suck... could it just be bad luck Hide and seeky... for the pieces of tiki Rotu hated... when their camp site was raided That's Entertainment! Gabe's hopes sag... Mara's win with the flag It's a shame... that Gabe won't play the game 15 days... and the teddy bear stays... That's Entertainment!
| Same old tricks... here in Episode Six Gina talks... with Kathy there on the rocks Robert treats... the Mara tribe to some eats... That's Entertainment!What's in store... with the Rotu Fab Four There's John's mug... on the screen lookin' smug Rob and Sean... strike a deal with Prince John That's Entertainment! Then a maze... decides who goes and who stays Gina's thinkin'... that her chances are sinkin' Her name wrote... missed the merge by one vote... That's Entertainment!
| | | Show Seven... Kathy think's she's in heaven She get's drunk... with a poor captive hunk There's a scream... he takes one for the team... That's Entertainment!So soon... they'll be wearing maroon On a buff... when they move all their stuff Cross the sea... now it's seven plus three... That's Entertainment! Kathy's vexed... she's convinced she's gone next They fall soon... she's the first that's immune God Foddah... he's a lamb for dah slaughtah... That's Entertainment!
| This is great... it's finally Episode Eight Flying kites... as TV that just bites Kathy wins... dons a tank and some fins That's Entertainment!Sean thinks... that oppression just stinks He and Kath... chose an alternate path Makin' plans... to join up the two clans... That's Entertainment! Rotu four... thought that they knew the score Kickin' butts... ‘til Pappy loses his 'nuts' John looks dumb... when he cries to his mum... | | The show is a game... This game is a world of enter-taaaaaaaaain-ment! |
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PsychoDoc 95 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-27-02, 09:58 AM (EST)
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2. "Wonderful " |
Can't wait to see what else you have in store. Counting the hours to Monday.
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-27-02, 07:39 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
Impressive as always--just my luck to have to go the same week as you Kickin' butts... ‘til Pappy loses his 'nuts' Too funny--love it!
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-29-02, 02:09 PM (EST)
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17. "How to de-crap a recap!" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-29-02 AT 02:09 PM (EST)This is STUPENDOUS!! Terrific work, Ice!! So much of it so funny, but these made me laugh out loud in front of my boss (hey it's lunchtime): Robert's feet... and some hanging toe meat and There's a scream... he takes one for the team... Still laughing! bahahahah....
You get in touch the next time you're in town, you crazy Cat, and I'll spring for a nice big bowl of milk!
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04-30-02, 04:45 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
Thanks IceCat! Very funny and very creative. You did so much with so little.
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04-30-02, 11:43 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
Wonderful, hilarious, unique, clever, beautifully presented, articulate - your summary is just like you, Ice Cat! Your summary is far better than the episode!!!!Woohoo, soon we'll have dancing Jiffies!! Ice just keeps giving, and giving, and giving....! *SMOOCH*
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05-01-02, 09:30 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
Ice Ice Baby, This is better than the EP !!!! Thanks for this wonderful Sumary. and all the little things that you do around here.... ICE CAT ROCKS
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05-01-02, 11:48 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Tonight..." |
You know, I didn't know if we should be concerned that you were being held in quarrantine in some dirty NYC airport because you forgot your vet's health certificate. . . You really should call home when you're going to be late, so we don't leave the porch light on unnecessarily.Then again, as it's been two days since the supposed dancing Jiffies were promised--hell, it's almost TOMORROW!--I think it's more likely that you've simply learned a trick or two from Burn-it! You know--empty promises that keep the viewers on the edge of their seats, anxiously awaiting the letdown? Maybe there IS no dancing Jiffy, maybe it really is just Bud Selig, after all! All I know is that I've clicked on this thread about 600 times since Monday, cuz every time I see it's been bumped back to the top, I think it must be because you've finally added your special treat. Verrrrry sneaky, Mr. Cat. . . I guess it's too late to warn you about the dangers of studying the enemy too closely--you're already well on your way to BECOMING him! (Seriously though--no pressure. The re-crap summary was fine as-is--although I keep expecting some clown to jump out from behind those palm trees!) GT
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
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05-01-02, 06:19 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
Icy Baby this is officially awesomeDon't strain yourself adding silly singing/dancing Jiffys. They are totally unnecessary; but then I admit to being one who can enjoy the melody and lyrics...without seeing the MTV Music Video first. Dalton
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05-02-02, 00:16 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
Hanging Toe Meat!!!!!! Thanks for getting me started on a laughing jag that lasted well into one of my client conference calls (I had to pretend I was choking and ended up excusing myself from the call about half an hour early). This was just GREAT stuff all the way through!
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05-02-02, 00:43 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
Ice, you RULE! This was just soooo perfect! Although now I can't get that damn tune out of my head! I have to say that my fave verse is:<<<<<<It's Show Three... yes the one where she'll pee Robert's feet... and some hanging toe meat Hear John squeal... as he's kissed by an eel... That's Entertainment!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I still can't stop giggling!
P.S.--Thank you for this groovy sig pic!!!! I just saw it for the first time tonight after the thresd on OT got bumped. You are the best!!!!! P.P.S.--I wanna see those dancing Jiffy's!!!! Woo hoo! MM "Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception." - Linda Richman.
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PsychoDoc 95 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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05-03-02, 02:55 AM (EST)
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39. "Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind! -->Very Cool" |
IceCat, you're fantastic!
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05-02-02, 10:21 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
IceCat.......... YOU ROCK!!!!!! You are amazing.. that was amazing... simply... AMAZING! ROFL!!! even the smiley's aren't safe.
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05-03-02, 01:16 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***" |
Wow, IceCat! This is so much better than the real recrap episode. The dancing Jiffys are terrific and your poetry is exceptionally hi-lar-i-ous! Another "Oh, my heck" <click> for the counter.SG R.I.P. (Recreating In Paradise): Peter Harkey: Alien from Uranus getting into the best shape of his life. Patricia Jackson: Nacho Mama chillin' at the Loser Buffet. Hunter Ellis: The Knuckleheads have spoken sending the Eagle to go scuba diving. Sarah Jones: Miss No-nos begins her tropical vacation at last. Gabriel Cade: The teddy bear hugger looks for a new commune where they don't play games. Gina Crews: Happy trails to our nature guide as she and Hunter meet at the Lover's Lodge. Favorite buffet item: Watermelon Rob Mariano: The Robfodder never caught a chicken and he ain't no friend of mine. John Carroll: This isn't the crying game, dude. Take it like a man. One hour of my life after watching the Recrap show! Zoe Zanidakis: I hate to break it to you, Lobster Woman, but even Gabe had a better game plan. Tammy Leitner: You should be proud of yourself, girlfriend. You have made it to the jury.
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