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"*** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
LAST EDITED ON 05-02-02 AT 05:41 PM (EST)




Time for fun... yes it's Episode One
Of the show... where the folks get to ‘ho
Sand and sun... oh the fun's just begun...
That's Entertainment!

The boat... that's just barely afloat
Or the whore... who got paddled ashore
Or the hag... who continued to nag...
That's Entertainment!

It's the clan... where love was the plan
Or the fink... who dropped the torch in the drink
Say goodbye... to that weird holey guy...
That's Entertainment!

We're not through... onto Episode Two
Stupid ‘hos... and fake radio shows
And some food... that was horribly rude...
That's Entertainment!

It's a granny... with a bug up her fanny
Tellin' fools... where they should put the tools
Then they float... some big rocks off a boat...
That's Entertainment!

Fishy goo... that makes Rob wanna spew
Tensions grow... off to council they go
And the cost... dear old mama get's tossed...
That's Entertainment!

It's Show Three... yes the one where she'll pee
Robert's feet... and some hanging toe meat
Hear John squeal... as he's kissed by an eel...
That's Entertainment!

Sean is weak... Hunter hikes to the creek
How we laughed... when we saw Mara's raft
The balls roll... but won't fall in the hole...
That's Entertainment!

Rob's a gas... a God foddah from Mass
He gives youse... a deal you can'ta refuse
Hunter's wrecked... and he'll have to eject...
That's Entertainment!

Fun galore... lies in Episode Four
Tribal switch... puts their plans in the ditch
Gina beams... Sarah stifles her screams...
That's Entertainment!

Old Pappy... the babes make him happy
Rotu thinks... that Sean's radio stinks
No reward... puzzles slide on a board...
That's Entertainment!

Gina bonds... ‘neath the swaying palm fronds
Sarah knows... that's the way the game goes
Time to pack... your fun bags and your rack...
That's Entertainment!

Number Five... paranoia's alive
Gabe and John... one is soon to be gone
Rotu Four... comes to life on the shore
That's Entertainment!

Mara's suck... could it just be bad luck
Hide and seeky... for the pieces of tiki
Rotu hated... when their camp site was raided
That's Entertainment!

Gabe's hopes sag... Mara's win with the flag
It's a shame... that Gabe won't play the game
15 days... and the teddy bear stays...
That's Entertainment!

Same old tricks... here in Episode Six
Gina talks... with Kathy there on the rocks
Robert treats... the Mara tribe to some eats...
That's Entertainment!

What's in store... with the Rotu Fab Four
There's John's mug... on the screen lookin' smug
Rob and Sean... strike a deal with Prince John
That's Entertainment!

Then a maze... decides who goes and who stays
Gina's thinkin'... that her chances are sinkin'
Her name wrote... missed the merge by one vote...
That's Entertainment!

Show Seven... Kathy think's she's in heaven
She get's drunk... with a poor captive hunk
There's a scream... he takes one for the team...
That's Entertainment!

So soon... they'll be wearing maroon
On a buff... when they move all their stuff
Cross the sea... now it's seven plus three...
That's Entertainment!

Kathy's vexed... she's convinced she's gone next
They fall soon... she's the first that's immune
God Foddah... he's a lamb for dah slaughtah...
That's Entertainment!

This is great... it's finally Episode Eight
Flying kites... as TV that just bites
Kathy wins... dons a tank and some fins
That's Entertainment!

Sean thinks... that oppression just stinks
He and Kath... chose an alternate path
Makin' plans... to join up the two clans...
That's Entertainment!

Rotu four... thought that they knew the score
Kickin' butts... ‘til Pappy loses his 'nuts'
John looks dumb... when he cries to his mum...


The show is a game...
This game is a world of enter-taaaaaaaaain-ment!



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  Table of Contents

  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 My Apologies... IceCat 04-27-02 1
   No apologies necessary !!!! katem 04-28-02 9
       It's Tuesday now! dabo 04-30-02 20
           A Petition! PepeLePew13 05-01-02 24
               RE: A Petition! I_AM_HE 05-01-02 26
 Wonderful PsychoDoc 04-27-02 2
   RE: Wonderful Teddy_Bear 04-27-02 3
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Drive My Car 04-27-02 4
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Swami 04-27-02 5
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... George Tirebiter 04-27-02 6
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... anotherkim 04-27-02 7
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... aymelek 04-27-02 8
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... PepeLePew13 04-28-02 10
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... dabo 04-29-02 11
   Oh no--I just had a thought. . . George Tirebiter 04-29-02 12
       RE: Oh no--I just had a thought. .... samiam 04-29-02 13
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Bebo 04-29-02 14
 Now THAT'S Entertainment! SurvivinDawg 04-29-02 15
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... I_AM_HE 04-29-02 16
 How to de-crap a recap! moonbaby 04-29-02 17
 I am so offended! Dianetic 04-29-02 18
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... L82LIFE 04-29-02 19
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Outfrontgirl 04-30-02 21
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... wildchickenhunter 04-30-02 22
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... dangerkitty 04-30-02 23
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Naked 05-01-02 25
 Tonight... IceCat 05-01-02 27
   RE: Tonight... George Tirebiter 05-01-02 29
   Hmmm... Not Tonight... IceCat 05-02-02 32
       ROFLMAO! dabo 05-02-02 33
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Dalton 05-01-02 28
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... bubbastan 05-02-02 30
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... MandyM 05-02-02 31
 Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind! IceCat 05-02-02 34
   RE: Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Win... I_AM_HE 05-02-02 36
   Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind! -... PsychoDoc 05-03-02 39
   RE: Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Win... MandyM 05-04-02 41
   Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind! George Tirebiter 05-05-02 42
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... VampKira 05-02-02 35
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Silvergirl1 05-03-02 37
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Frau Hexe 05-03-02 38
 FABULOUS! dabo 05-04-02 40
 RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SU... Teddy_Bear 05-06-02 43

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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "My Apologies..."
I was suppposed to have a whole bunch of dancing Jiffy Probes wearing top hats and tuxes dancing and singing all over the page.

I just found out I have to fly to NYC today (cab's picking me up in 30 min). I'll be gone until late Monday. I'll put the animated JPs in place then.

Take care...



OUTSPOIL! OUTSPOOF! OUTRAGEOUS!

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9. "No apologies necessary !!!!"
Cat, I never thought that someone could write an effective summary of the re-crap. WOW !!!!! Very clever, congratulations, and I cannot wait to see the dancing Jiffy's.

Great job !!!

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20. "It's Tuesday now!"
Still no dancing Jiffies! Dammit! At least this is flaming now, I sure hope Ice posts when the dancing Jiffies are up!




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24. "A Petition!"
Ok everyone... it's now Wednesday and still no dancing Jiffies, so it's time for some drastic action.

Yes, that's right... A PETITION for everyone to sign and demand that IceCat stick to his promise to come back and add in the dancing Jiffies!

*chanting*
WE WANT THE DANCING JIFFIES!

... or we'll walk or stop reading your posts, or whatever (help me out here, guys)


(only kidding, you know... Ice, hope everything went ok for you in N.Y.)
GO HABS!
"I'm the General and that's that."
Robert DeCanio, April 11/02

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26. "RE: A Petition!"
*adds his voice to Pepe's*
dancing jiffies! dancing jiffies! dancing jiffies!
(as disturbing as i find the proposition )
pwetty pwease?

nah, take your time IceCat

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2. "Wonderful "
Can't wait to see what else you have in store. Counting the hours to Monday.
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3. "RE: Wonderful "
I agree IceCat, you're the king of animation !
-----------------------------------------------------------------

Kathy (to Rob M.): Do we have to were pants?
Rob M. (to Kathy): Let's not get crazy.

Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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4. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Ice!!! This is wonderful!!! I was wondering how you were gonna make this fun.
Oh and woohoo Jimmy made the recap summary!!
Very funny stuff!!

( can't wait for the dancing jiffy's)

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5. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
IceCat, this is really cool. I like the funky rhythm. This was better than the TV recrap! Dancing Jiffies would be fun too, if you have the time.

Thanks for all you do!

Swami

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6. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
You're flying? Then you'll probably need these:

Can't wait for the Jiffies--though I can't imagine this could get any more silly. Love it!


GT

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7. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Impressive as always--just my luck to have to go the same week as you

Kickin' butts... ‘til Pappy loses his 'nuts'

Too funny--love it!


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8. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
This is chock full of talent, as usual, IceCat! Well Done! I can't wait to see dancing Jiffy...Be safe in NY, sweetie.


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10. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
This is brilliant stuff, Ice! I've never really thought a poem format would be good in the past, but you really made it work magnificently here.

Like everyone else here... definitely looking forward to the dancing Jiffies -- knowing how you do the graphics here, I'm sure it'll be used over and over on many thresds in the future.

Again... bravo on an effort well done to at least bring the re-crap show alive.

GO HABS!
"I'm the General and that's that."
Robert DeCanio, April 11/02

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11. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Now that's entertainment, much much better than the real waste of an hour. Looking forward to the dancing Jiffys, of course!

ARRRRRRR!!!!

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12. "Oh no--I just had a thought. . ."
Please don't let the dancing Jiffies look like Bud Selig. . .

I mean--I really despise that man, too (for ruining baseball in general,) but I sure am getting sick of seeing him all over the place!

I was hoping we'd get something more along the lines of Peter Boyle's monster doing Puttin' on the Ritz. . .

GT

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13. "RE: Oh no--I just had a thought. . ."
And how appropriate as it relates to IceCat...

"For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!"

"You are a fluke of the Universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back." - Tony Hendra, Deteriorata

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14. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
In the hands of someone less skillful, this summary could have been so crappy, given the material (or lack thereof) to work with.

I bow to you, oh esteemed one!

fluent in Sarcastic, Blahblah, and Mockery

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15. "Now THAT'S Entertainment!"
Nuff said.

"Pappy, you smuggled! I'm so proud of you!" -- Neleh Dennis

*** Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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16. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
beautiful IceCat!

I too can't wait for the dancing Jiffys

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17. "How to de-crap a recap!"
LAST EDITED ON 04-29-02 AT 02:09 PM (EST)

This is STUPENDOUS!! Terrific work, Ice!! So much of it so funny, but these made me laugh out loud in front of my boss (hey it's lunchtime):

Robert's feet... and some hanging toe meat
and
There's a scream... he takes one for the team...


Still laughing! bahahahah....

You get in touch the next time you're in town, you crazy Cat, and I'll spring for a nice big bowl of milk!


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18. "I am so offended!"
How could you once again imply that Rob had sex with Kathy?
My finger is trembling over that ALERT button right now.

Where's those danged dancing Jiffy Probsts anyway? I want to see if he can dance as good as Sean.

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19. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Bravo! Ice-this is wonderful. I'm so glad I chose not to watch the actual show, because I know this was much better! Thanks.


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21. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Ice, ROFLMAO, dancing Jiffy's or no...
(Will Jiffy be doing the Full Monty?)

You perfectly captured the lovely repetitious pattern of Let us Count the Days, the imaginative narrative form that was the Recrap... only YOU put in funny bits!

Love it!

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22. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Thanks IceCat!
Very funny and very creative. You did so much with so little.
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23. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"

Wonderful, hilarious, unique, clever, beautifully presented, articulate - your summary is just like you, Ice Cat! Your summary is far better than the episode!!!!

Woohoo, soon we'll have dancing Jiffies!! Ice just keeps giving, and giving, and giving....!

*SMOOCH*


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25. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Ice Ice Baby,

This is better than the EP !!!!

Thanks for this wonderful Sumary. and all the little things that you do around here....

ICE CAT ROCKS

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27. "Tonight..."
... on a very special episode of Survivor Re-Crap...

... you will believe that a game show host can...

... dance...

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29. "RE: Tonight..."
You know, I didn't know if we should be concerned that you were being held in quarrantine in some dirty NYC airport because you forgot your vet's health certificate. . . You really should call home when you're going to be late, so we don't leave the porch light on unnecessarily.

Then again, as it's been two days since the supposed dancing Jiffies were promised--hell, it's almost TOMORROW!--I think it's more likely that you've simply learned a trick or two from Burn-it! You know--empty promises that keep the viewers on the edge of their seats, anxiously awaiting the letdown? Maybe there IS no dancing Jiffy, maybe it really is just Bud Selig, after all!

All I know is that I've clicked on this thread about 600 times since Monday, cuz every time I see it's been bumped back to the top, I think it must be because you've finally added your special treat.

Verrrrry sneaky, Mr. Cat. . . I guess it's too late to warn you about the dangers of studying the enemy too closely--you're already well on your way to BECOMING him!

(Seriously though--no pressure. The re-crap summary was fine as-is--although I keep expecting some clown to jump out from behind those palm trees!)


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32. "Hmmm... Not Tonight..."
The initial delay was caused by some unforseen table formatting issues and an annoying tendency for the lyric text to wrap with leaving only one word on some lines. I got that fixed late Tuesday.

When I went to post the finished result, I found that I can't edit my post because the time period has expired). I am awaiting technical assistance from Webby so that either he or I can edit the post and place the dancing 'Jiffy Astaires' on screen.

By way of compensation, I promise a big choreographed production number at the end of the summary (think Moulin Rouge!).

Nasty Cat Films Inc. thanks you for your patience.







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33. "ROFLMAO!"
BWAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
You devious Cat!

SMILES ARE FREE



Ice is best when it's been Zambonied.

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28. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Icy Baby this is officially awesome

Don't strain yourself adding silly singing/dancing Jiffys.

They are totally unnecessary; but then I admit to being one who can enjoy the melody and lyrics...without seeing the MTV Music Video first.

Dalton

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30. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Hanging Toe Meat!!!!!! Thanks for getting me started on a laughing jag that lasted well into one of my client conference calls (I had to pretend I was choking and ended up excusing myself from the call about half an hour early). This was just GREAT stuff all the way through!
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31. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Ice, you RULE! This was just soooo perfect! Although now I can't get that damn tune out of my head! I have to say that my fave verse is:

<<<<<<It's Show Three... yes the one where she'll pee
Robert's feet... and some hanging toe meat
Hear John squeal... as he's kissed by an eel...
That's Entertainment!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I still can't stop giggling!

P.S.--Thank you for this groovy sig pic!!!! I just saw it for the first time tonight after the thresd on OT got bumped. You are the best!!!!!

P.P.S.--I wanna see those dancing Jiffy's!!!! Woo hoo!

MM "Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception." - Linda Richman.

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34. "Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind!"
... as promised...

... sorry about the delay.

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36. "RE: Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind!"
oh my heck! that was more than worth the wait IceCat!

thanks for all the hard work!

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39. "Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind! -->Very Cool"
IceCat, you're fantastic!
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41. "RE: Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind!"
Oh My Heck! (Thanks DK for the translator...LMAO!)...
Icey, you have outdone yourself this time! The Dancing Jiffies were WELL worth the wait! You are simply amazing! I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!!! (Oh wait, yes I can... I think I laughed almost this hard the last time I was in chat and we were discussing the intensely serious topic of "penis puppets".)

At any rate, YOU ROCK Ice Baby! And don't be sorry about the delay...I like it when you make me wait! Heh! ;)

MM "Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception." - Linda Richman.

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42. "Dance Jiffy! Dance Like the Wind!"
I already kissed your arse in person for the outstanding job (WELL worth the wait!) but I like your subject line here so much I couldn't help bumping it again. . .

I daresay Jiffy, himself, would have to thank you for making him so damned KEWL!


GT

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35. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
IceCat..........

YOU ROCK!!!!!!

You are amazing.. that was amazing... simply... AMAZING!

ROFL!!!

even the smiley's aren't safe.

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37. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Wow, IceCat! This is so much better than the real recrap episode. The dancing Jiffys are terrific and your poetry is exceptionally hi-lar-i-ous! Another "Oh, my heck" <click> for the counter.

SG

R.I.P. (Recreating In Paradise):
Peter Harkey: Alien from Uranus getting into the best shape of his life.
Patricia Jackson: Nacho Mama chillin' at the Loser Buffet.
Hunter Ellis: The Knuckleheads have spoken sending the Eagle to go scuba diving.
Sarah Jones: Miss No-nos begins her tropical vacation at last.
Gabriel Cade: The teddy bear hugger looks for a new commune where they don't play games.
Gina Crews: Happy trails to our nature guide as she and Hunter meet at the Lover's Lodge. Favorite buffet item: Watermelon
Rob Mariano: The Robfodder never caught a chicken and he ain't no friend of mine.
John Carroll: This isn't the crying game, dude. Take it like a man.
One hour of my life after watching the Recrap show!
Zoe Zanidakis: I hate to break it to you, Lobster Woman, but even Gabe had a better game plan.
Tammy Leitner: You should be proud of yourself, girlfriend. You have made it to the jury.


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38. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
Oh my heck, Icey, this is brilliant! I had to wait until you had the dancing Jiffies up so that I could respond to this in its complete form. Of course, Jiffy and his flapping jaws may be the star of my nightmares tonight, but at least they'll have a downright hilarious soundtrack. You are truly a feline god!



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40. "FABULOUS!"

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43. "RE: *** OFFICIAL RE-CRAP EPISODE SUMMARY ***"
That's great IceCat; love those dancing jiffys .

You might receive some stiff competion forom Silvergil1's dancing Marquesian hunks . LOL.

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