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"SSC(CW) Poached Eggs"
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SherpaDave 8325 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-01, 01:21 AM (EST)
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"SSC(CW) Poached Eggs"
I poached an egg. The old way, mind you, before specially designed compartments. I dropped the egg in the boiling water. I watched it assume new forms, a butterfly. The cat watched, too, occasionally extending a paw, batting at the steam. He was hungry. I forgot to get Friskies at the store.
He was taunting me, batting at the steam. We'd just had a talk only a month ago. "You've got to be more aware of my nutritional needs," he had said, and I'd nodded. In one ear...
I pulled the egg from the water when it was done, burning my fingers in the scalding water. I popped the egg in my mouth and broke off one of my freshly cooked fingers for the cat. A special treat to apologize for my negligence. He ripped the flesh away greedily and then worried the bone for a while before secreting it under my pillow.
Through the window, the sky was missing, replaced by a new brick building across the street.
The cat came out of my bedroom, cleaned himself, and said, "Go get some Friskies." I nodded and, opening the door, found the new building blocking my egress.
"Looks like fingers for a while," I said, and poached another egg.


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 RE: SSC(CW) Poached Eggs dabo 06-27-01 1
 RE: SSC(CW) Poached Eggs aymelek 06-27-01 2
 RE: SSC(CW) Poached Eggs darbygrl 07-06-01 3

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dabo 26511 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-01, 01:58 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: SSC(CW) Poached Eggs"
Such is life, Dave, such is life. This was kind of, well, let's say the glass was half full, but I take it that was what you were going for.

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")

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06-27-01, 10:30 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: SSC(CW) Poached Eggs"
LAST EDITED ON 06-27-01 AT 10:31 AM (EST)

There are times, as rare as they may be, that I am rendered speechless. This is one of those times.

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darbygrl 293 desperate attention whore postings
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07-06-01, 09:17 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: SSC(CW) Poached Eggs"
creepy yet intriguing. Takes me to a crazy place.

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