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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 07:44 AM (EST) "Bransen bashing, anyone?" 'cause we've been letting them off way too easily. It's almost as if their bash-worthy activities have been getting lost in the long shadows cast by Someone Else. And we've got so much to work with, too. Let's start with Wally. Is anyone else waiting for his daughters to just give up and start carrying him everywhere they go? I've been waiting for someone to strap him to the roof of the car for three legs. 'Sitting up and watching you drive is just so much work -- I don't know if I'll have the energy for the next Detour...' And why didn't he do the ski jump? Easiest Roadblock on the course for Wally: just strap the skis to his back, give him a push, and tell the rescue drivers to be waiting at the bottom. Possibly you could even omit the rescue drivers. Wally floats. Sinking takes too much effort. Coming up three times for last gasps? Overexertion. Yes, from the first moment at the Civil War detour where Wally tried to fall in front of a gun -- 'Shoot me! Shoot me so I can be hauled along, too!' -- Bransen Senior has done as much as possible to make sure he does as little as possible. 'I can't keep up. I can't do these things. I can barely whine at the camera. But I can take my share of the million if we win!' In fact, if you can prove the Bransen daughters haven't just been hauling around an early-model Chenbot with a male shell and a collection of whining voice files, you'll be one step ahead of me. All hail Team Deadweight. Somewhere in America, Zach is having serious empathy pains...   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? bullzeye 11-28-05 1  RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? Max Headroom 11-28-05 2    RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? byoffer 11-28-05 3    RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? bystander 11-28-05 6  RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? Cygnus X1 11-28-05 4    RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? Estee 11-28-05 5        RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? Cygnus X1 11-28-05 12            RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? Estee 11-28-05 14  RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? J Slice 11-28-05 7    RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? Estee 11-28-05 8        RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? byoffer 11-28-05 11            RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? Estee 11-28-05 13    RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? byoffer 11-28-05 9    RE: Bransen bashing, anyone? vince3 11-28-05 10

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bullzeye 5030 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 08:36 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" LOL! I do have one question though - are there a minimum number of roadblocks each participant has to complete in this series? Because if there are, then I agree, Wally should have done the Ski Jump.   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 09:45 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" Now wait a minute, I've been pulling my weight around here! Is it my fault I weigh more than all of my daughters combined??   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 10:07 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" Is it my fault I weigh more than all of my daughters combined?? Yes. As we have said before, Dad, lay off the lasagna. And you can NOT visit the Paolos' for canolli. Me? I stay in shape by streaking jogging.   Top

bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 11-28-05, 10:56 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" I, for one, appreciate your daughters' doing all of the challenges. Note to Phil: We need more water challenges.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 10:12 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" All hail Team Deadweight. Somewhere in America, Zach is having serious empathy pains... Not to mention Chip (TAR 5). "Give me liberty . . . or a bran muffin!" --Colin Mochrie, "Whose Line"   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 10:21 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" Wally whines a lot more than Kim did. Look up the thread for a classic example.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:29 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" Point taken, but they're both still useless.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:51 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" Understood. The incessant complaining is just why Flo came to mind first.   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 10:59 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" Wally? Is a complaining, unathletic version of my father. I probably don't mind Wally because of how familiar he seems, but I agree on his uselessness- he's the TAR equivalent of Janu, plus 200 lbs.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:04 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" he's the TAR equivalent of Janu, plus 200 lbs. Wally only weighs 200 lbs?   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:21 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" At least in my post below (#9) I gave Janu 10 pounds. That other poster below (post 10) must be confusing Janu with Katie's last meal. So Estee, is this one of those new math word problems?? I guess that is how it is in school these days - three people solve the same problem and each gets a different answer. Neither of us is right nor wrong. Sig by me. Wish the rider was me!   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:49 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" As the thread-starter of Things that weigh less than Janu, I'm not giving her any undue credit. Or milligrams.   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:07 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" Wally weighs 210 pounds?? Sig by me. Wish the rider was me!   Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-28-05, 11:12 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Bransen bashing, anyone?" LAST EDITED ON 11-28-05 AT 11:13 AM (EST) I thought it was closer to 250.   Top

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