Please keep all sigpic-free discussion of tonight's live eviction (which will see Jen and Ryan broken up for at least five minutes) on this thread until 11:00 p.m. EDT, at which time the West Coast will get to hear Parker's declaration of why the show won't control his post-departure actions. 'You can't sequester me and you can't stick me in a jury house! It's not right, forcing a man to submit to a complete lack of privacy, following him everywhere, knowing his image can be recorded and used out of context against him at any time! What sort of horrible human beings would do something like that?'

There's a certain subtle irony here that Parker isn't in a position to see.

Will another stupid twist reunite the dating couple after a torturous wait of six whole minutes? When do the isolation booths come out for their inevitable HoH bow? Can the editors force themselves to show certain live feed events involving Joshuah demanding that a Bashers thread be created for him and maintained in perpetuity? And will anyone even notice, given that we're still going up against AI? You too can fail to find out tonight, live, on Big Brother 9: We May Already Be Canceled!

Kind of makes you wonder what Simon would think of all this musical whining. ('Parker, you're a little pitchy... and I can substitute in a 'b' any time I like...')