Speedos, infections and cheating, oh my
Buddah statue "seeing" with no eyes.You all be crazy, yeah dat's what I said
You messin' with fate, not to mention my head.
I came to da house to help #2 Jill
Everything since then's been goin' downhill.
Mr. Murray, oh please, control yo' needs
Miss Rhonda is sufferin' from all yo' dirty deeds.
Oh Great Buddah I'm sorry 'bout yo' eyes
I'll wash them for you and also sterilize.
Icky, yucky, nasty and gross, you know those be the words
To describe what's been goin' on...SO house for da' birds!
IV, what up wit' you, you be causin' some commotion
I be all put off by yo' "motion lotion potion."
I be afraid of you all, each and every one
Dis ain't da result of anything I have done.
You all, BE ASHAMED, seek help from Buddah fast
You jus' never know which day will be yo' last.