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~~~slithering in like a snake~~~ :::almost sing-songy::: Psssssst.... sssssay there, sssssssaucy wench.... that'sssssssss right, ssssssssaucy you are..... sssssssssssay, what'sssssssssss the matter, sssssssssssssssssweetie? Ssssssssssssssssssssomebody got you down? Ssssssssssssseveral sssssssssomebody's? sssssssomeone'sss gone and cast a sssssssspell on yo' ssssssssssweeet ssssssssugar ssssssssurprisssse? and ssssssssssomeone's been ssssssssssnaking around behind your back? ssssssssssssssssomehow, I jussssssssst knew you might yet find a need for meeeeeeeeeeee.
That'ssssssssssss right. I can give you alllllll that you sssssssseek. Revenge. Sssssssssssatisfaction. CAMERA time. Yesssssss, even that. Now lisssssssssten, while I whissssssssssper the sssssssssecret that will sssssssset your ssssssssspirit free....... :::wipes ssssslobber off mouth:::
Here'ssssssss the deal..... I've got my Mr. Internet Tech Sssssssssservicessss virussssssss protection right here..... you need only ssssssssssupply the virusssssss for coating the outsssssssssside. I've got my ssssssssuper sssssssecret web cam attached and on "night visssssssssssssion" mode. There'sssssss your camera time. I've already got that Chrisssssssssssssstina primed for, ssssssssssshall we ssssssssay, a "followup visssssssssit"... Jussssssssst thissssss once, the virusssssss-encrusted protection getsssssss mixed up with the new onessssssss.... that sssssimpleton Chrissssssstina sssssssuddenly is reinfected.... Misssssssster Murray goessssss for another ssssssssssexual healing.... and voila. Then we have the producersssssss work their magic on the web cam imagessssssss and....... at jusssssssst the right moment..... you happen to sssssssswitch Jonny-boy'sssss TV to a certain sssssssstation, where he ssssssssssees just how well you do without him. Habanero-fiery wizzzzzzzzz.... fessssssssstering sssssssssoresssssssss... and you, in passsssssssionate throessssss with a sssssssssssssssssstrange man...... :::wiping lip again:::
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssound like a plan???? Hmmmmmmmm?
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