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"Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-05, 00:50 AM (EST)
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"Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-10-05 AT 11:32 AM (EST)Take off your rainbow shades, Racers, and welcome to Arizona! Did you like me driving around the go-kart track with my oobies flapping about? (eta pic link) And I hope you waved to PM and mom2bjm when you were driving around. There's once again a distinct ringing in my ears. Godlewskis, you didn't have anything to do with that, did you? Believe me, I'm not gonna be ANYwhere within 100 miles of you when this Race is done! Now go visit the Linzes; they're expecting you. Weavers. We are so giving you every opportunity to get back the sympathy vote. We're even gonna have you be a pit crew in Riverside next. But every time we do, you all blow it. Are you practicing aseticism or something? It sure seems to have an effect on sacrificing Rachel's and Rebecca's clothing. Linzes, you're young, strong, and steady. That means we never should have cast you. How about winning one of these legs, ok? Nice water fight, BTW. Bransens, you think you might have gotten MORE money by bringing Wally over to the people, and threatening them with his presence if they didn't cough up? Paolos, you should have offered to dress for the Bransens, and they could have had all YOUR clothes! You DID look ridiculous. Next season, we should have product placement for Fruit of the Loom. You'd be perfect for the spots, Tony. You're the best garbage mansanitation engineer we ever had on the show! (I will NOT miss your hugs, however! Nor will my 11th and 13th vertebrae!) (Pssst. Production crew. Check the riverbed before we leave. Make sure the Paolo kid didn't go through with his threat. If you find Natalee Holloway, let me know that too.) Next season is so being brought to us by Rand McNally, too! Only those who have signed up in the signup thread may post as a Racer. Others may participate by posting as a non-Racer, e.g. a pilot, an artist, a go-kart track worker, a Grand Canyon or Glen Canyon tour guide, a member of the Fort McDowell Nation, a cameraperson or sound tech, or others. Or even as yourself, addressing the Racers. Be creative!Remember: this is NOT a discussion thread, but a role-playing one. Have fun! I really have Sophia Loren stashed somewhere on this houseboat. (Who is this kid, BTW?) And I managed to do this without saying anything about "bungholes."
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-05, 09:13 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
Bransen cuties ... too bad they didn't go in the water. I'll bet they are something to see all wet. Too bad you missed us when we finished this activity.... Personally, I enjoyed doing the fighter plane challenge, where the pilot let me reach down and grab the stick with both hands to control his craft. Talk about pulling some Gs and turning his world upside down!!
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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11-09-05, 09:48 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-09-05 AT 09:49 AM (EST)Speaking of Wet, Hey Sharon! How YOU doin? Me and my unnaturally buoyant oobies are just fine. As if you didn't notice. I hope everyone realizes that I am the only female who completed that swimming task. Then I did the airplane thing. And I was the batter in Panama. Wait a minute...my three sisters are just baggage. Who needs them? I'm unstoppable, dammit.
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-05, 09:02 AM (EST)
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2. "The kid" |
Who is this kid, BTW?It sure is nice to be included in the Family Edition of the Race so you can maybe remember me now and then, dad. *sniffle*
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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11-09-05, 10:04 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
We're first two times in a row! We're unstoppable! I can't stop screaming!Let me first say that I have crowned myself as Mother of All Kid Racers. Did you see me try to console those Weaver hellions? And that DJ punk turned his act right around after I lectured him in the airport. He was praising his mother after that (when he wasn't threatening to drown her, that is). Next, I suppose that I will have to impose my will on those Linz boys. WooHoo for me! Swimming, flying an airplane, driving our team to first place. Although, I swear if Michelle mouths off to me one more time, I am throwing her out onto the highway like the Weavers did with their trash. And Chrissy - I am sooo close to knocking you unconscious for the rest of the Race. Y'know, it's a shame that the Gaghans went before the Paolos. We could have had five (mostly) blonde teams struggling with each other at the pit stop for the next few weeks. Can anyone else imagine me, Meghan Linz, Tammy Gaghan and all three Bransen girls pushing and shoving and stretching and scratching at Phil's feet?
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mom2bjm 1467 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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11-09-05, 10:20 AM (EST)
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8. "Arizona's Finest" |
And no, not the garbage truck driver... which by the way, Weavers, you passed right by the city dump... you should have taken a left in the appropriate place and dumped your Trash talking! You might be able to find some clothes at the dump also that would cover some skin...it's important to protect against skin cancer, you know... unfortunately nothing we can give you will protect against cancer of the mouth!Hey Linzes... what was that you said about racing with some other cars? As long as you're doing that on the freeway, you're fine, since no one will notice - everyone drives fast on the freeway here! Oh, and Wally - lucky for you that you were on the reservation, If I'd seen you following those 3 girls around with that wad of cash, I might have had to arrest you for pimping.. -Arizona DPS officer Thx for the shout-out Cyg!
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mom2bjm 1467 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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11-09-05, 11:41 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Arizona's Finest" |
Sorry girls... I'm sure Helga downtown would be happy to search you.. y'all don't smell too sweet, Did ya not take a shower today??
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-05, 10:39 AM (EST)
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11. "You'll Miss Us When We're Gone" |
Did you see the edit we got this week? We looked awful! And they've been editting us so nice the last couple weeks.Speaking of nice, how nice are we? We told the Bransens to go put on some clothes, otherwise they'd have gone into the non-elim without extra panties over their pants. What? These panties are clean. What? Maybe I shouldn't have insisted that Tony do the swimming. Looks like we wore him out. Well, after he kicked butt at the banana task, I just figured he was best for this stuff. I would also like to point out that if my family had listened to me, we would not have been driving in the wrong direction. When they listened, we won a trip and some weird motorised things. We're going to have a nice time in Sequesterville. My boy might have threatened to kill me, but he said that he appreciated me at the end, there. They all saw! It's on tape DJ! You love your old Ma! Up yers, Weavers. You don't get to use your Yield on us.
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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11-09-05, 05:12 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: You'll Miss Us When We're Gone" |
Hey Wally,Forget DJ, did you catch my Brian giving your, whichever one she was, daughter a hug just before the 360 plane challange? Yeah, she looked like she wasn't shyin away either. They make a cute couple. You can have Bri. He's the good looking quiet normal one. Just like your girls. Wanna come ova for lasagna after this is all ova? Marion, she makes a mean lasagna dish.
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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11-09-05, 12:48 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
Hey everyone,I just want to say that this has been an experience of a life time. Better than 1 million bucks. I never had so much fun wid my family and I never thought I’d see my Marion in her granny underwear on national TV. Isn’t she a hoot! Anyway, I love her, granny panties and all, and I love my boys even though DJ threatened to kill his mother in front of the whole world. Don’t mind, it’s just how we tawk to each otha. We love each otha anyways. Now shut up all of yous. To the rest of the teams, except those trashy looking Weaver girls, Ciao bellas. It’s been fun. You go and beat those Weaver losers! Philomina- I’m really gonna miss huggin ya. It’s been the best part of this race. Seeing your smiling face and man oobies. I’m not gay, just an I-tal-ian. We can’t help it! Now get ova hea an let me give ya one last bone crusher. The best part of sequesterville is going to be NO WEAVERS and lots of lasagna!
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-09-05, 12:54 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
Gimme a hug, Ton.You worked so hard. You showed our boys what you're made of. That's the man I married. Lemme just find the kitchen and I'll show you the love. You scared me there, nearly drowning. You wanna leave me alone with the boys?
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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11-09-05, 06:02 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
>What IS he made of? >He floats on water like >a sack of nickels. >I! on the otherhand, swam >like a fish to get >the clue. You, were >a roll of nickels short >of being clueless! > > >Then I guess you would >have had to go out >and pick up the trash! >Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. At least he isn't a tubby litterbug who tries to fit ten pounds of lard into five pound shorts. Or someone who turns on a "desperate housewife" that is only trying to comfort them. I think that zit (the one between your eyes that was the size of Rhode Island and resembled a third eye) was the Lord's way of telling you something. By the way band-aid boy-vanity is a sin!!! Let us watch the pus running down between your eyes. Air biscuit!!!
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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11-09-05, 05:44 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
No, it was the way her eyes went red just before she said very calmly, "what are you going to do with no more yields available" or something to that effect. Now THAT was scary.Don't worry DJ, we got crosses and garlic hanging around the house. We'll be ok.
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Fred Weasley 10 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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11-09-05, 10:20 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Linzies don't like the Cleavers!" |
Wahhhhh! Sniff, Sniff, snork,You guys just outright hate us. And it is our Christian faith that you revile so much. Our daddy taught us not to be a part of the world with all you sinners. With hellfire and brimstone, your world will come crashing down on you. It is our duty to show you the error of your ways- Not touching unclean things like garbage, keeping the your body as a temple without fake oobies, and being encouraging to each other. MY brother would never call me an air biscuit. And you guys play so unfair. That was our travel trailer that the desparate housewives won. Cheaters!! Liars!! Burn in hell. You should have gone to the bathroom too at the dam. That was the bunching point. Only Phil understands us. Ma, I need more kleenex, I don't want to use my sleeve any more. We were NOT littering, just sharing our food with others; like fishes and loaves.
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-10-05, 11:29 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Eps. 7-8" |
Yo! Me and my family don't deserve going to sequestaville! We was robbed I tell ya. There has to be something about threats and intimidation in the rule book. Did ya see? Did ya see how they all surrounded me? Like a packa dingos. Their eyes were rolling back in their heads, chanting and all that sh!t! Come on! The whole world saw it. It's not right, man, not right at all. Pops says we gots the garlic and crosses and all that sh!t but I don't know. Sequestaville isn't going to be quiet! I'll sue the pants off those Weavers take all their winnings before they start some cult called Weaver Ministries.To the Linzes: Win a leg okay? (beat those Weavers!) To the Godlewskis: Scream louder and more often - the Weavers'll think you're all a buncha HELL cats and maybe get scared and quit the race. (beat those Weavers!) To the Bransens: You'se are all right. Wally, lay off the lasagna and you'll be fine. (beat those Weavers!) To the Weavers: The old man may drive the garbage truck but at least he's not in it looking for his next outfit!!
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