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"Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Episode 5"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-25-05, 11:13 PM (EST)
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"Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Episode 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-27-05 AT 01:58 AM (EST)Thought we weren’t leaving the U.S., huh? Well, here we are in Panama, home of Jack, the (Chinese-run) Canal, and Manuel Noriega – um, check that. Did you spot the ringer we had in the baseball infield? Yep, that was Bill Buckner who let the ball go through his legs! The rest of the team was the Hungarian water polo players from TAR 6. You really need some other frame of reference for your Espanol than Speedy Gonzales, ok? At least you didn’t take the Mirna tack of throwing “o” on the end of everything. Here at the Pit Stop to help you with your Spanish is another Boston icon: Bahstan Rawb Mariano. (Sorry you couldn't be around for this, Aiellos.)
Paolos! Did anyone ever dream that DJ and Marion would be arm in arm on that bungee jump? Guess this means you won’t be arguing anymore. (And I’m being replaced by Anderson Cooper next week.) Enjoy coming rrrright back here after the Race. Who knew there were so many birds in Illinois? Good job, Bransens. Team “They’ll Know We Are Christians By Our Love”: You’re not making any fast friends here, are you? Sure, this isn’t a popularity contest (see: Freddy and Kendra), but don’t look for any favors later on. In Bruckheimer’s name. Amen. Linzes: Didn’t help that much to team up with the Godlewskis to get rid of the Weavers now, did it? You can do better. Try the Bransens next time, although pairing Wally with Megan might look a LITTLE weird. Gaghans, you’re lucky there was only one FF on this Race! You only gave the Paolos the incentive they needed to finish. And Bill, the Orioles are on the phone; they need a DH next year in place of Raffy and/or Sammy. Please pee into this cup. Smut Sisters, way to show America your entire wardrobe. Nice underwear especially. That’ll tick the ratings up a couple notches! Or not. Enjoy flaunting yourselves for money next week. There's still time to play. Just sign up in the signup thread, in which you'll find the rules. Many new posters are taking part, so don’t be bashful!So far, the following Racers remain available: WEAVER: Rebecca LINZ: Alex, Nick BRANSEN: Elizabeth, Lindsay GODLEWSKI: Michelle All members of the PAOLO and GAGHAN families are taken. PHILIMINATED: Rogers, Black, Aiello, Schroeder. Players in these families may post from Sequesterville, wherever it is. Or you may ask for a new, unclaimed Racer. ALSO AVAILABLE, if anyone is so interested: Executive Producers Bruck (Jerry Bruckheimer) and Bertram Van Munster. I’ve been posting as them, but I’ll happily let someone else take their personae. You may also participate without signing up by posting as a non-Racer, e.g. a boat driver, a musician, the bird watcher guy, a baseball player, a cameraperson or sound tech, or others. Or even as yourself, addressing the Racers. Be creative! Remember: this is NOT a discussion thread, but a role-playing one. Thank you. ETA: Per Bebo's post below, please resist the urge to post as your character in other discussion threads. I admit I've done that in previous iterations of this game, but she has a good point; it has kind of run amok here. Thanks again. Have fun!
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gofrank151 32 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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10-26-05, 02:42 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Episode 5" |
LMAO.
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Ryan DeMaster 228 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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10-26-05, 01:50 AM (EST)
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2. "Report from the Roadblock pitcher" |
Mi brazo es muerto. MUERTO, le digo, especialmente después de que tuve que lanzar alrededor de cientos echadas a esa una señora. ¿Y entonces, fuera de todo el eso, el mejor que ella podría hacer era un pequeño golpeador delante de la placa? ¡No pienso que podría golpear ese malo si intenté! Aposté que la pequeña muchacha habría podido golpear mejor que eso. Y despida a mis compañeros de equipo: somos solamente cabritos, y no deseamos tener que allí esperar todo el dia a algunos de esos payasos para conseguir una base para golpear. ¿Bien? OOC: Or, for those of you that don't speak Spanish like me (I used Babelfish), here it is in English:
My arm is dead. DEAD, I tell you, especially after I had to throw about 100 pitches to that one lady (the Godlewski). And then, out of all of that, the best she could do was a little tapper in front of the plate? I don’t think I could hit that bad if I tried! Cripes, I bet that little girl (Carissa) could have hit better than that. And hey, lay off my teammates: we’re only kids, and we didn’t want to have to be there all day waiting for some of those clowns to get a base hit. Alright?
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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-26-05, 08:16 AM (EST)
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3. "FIRST PLACE!" |
Ha! And double Ha! Did I say we'd be first this week? Yes, I did. And I was right. You should have listened to me.Did you all see my boy DJ? Lookit how good he did on that Fast Forward. That bungee jump was awesome. He did it for me, you know. To show how he loves me. My boys both love me. And Tony too. He called me "baby". You all heard. Everyone heard! *puts on big foam finger* We're # 1! We're #1! I don't even mind being wrong about not getting a prize. Welcome, Ryan!
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-26-05, 11:02 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: FIRST PLACE!" |
(*screams like a girl*)I love you Ma! (*big smooch*) Now where'd you put the info! You're supposed to have the info with you you old broad! And to that Godlewski - the one with the double Ds, don't get on my case and don't smack me. That privilege is reserved for my old Ma! You got that?!
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-28-05, 09:56 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: FIRST PLACE!" |
>*whack* > >What are you gonna do about >it? >Steal that putrid pink shirt of yours and lock you up in a bathroom stall at the pit stop with those annoying broads you call your sistas. How do you put up with the Christine broad? I thought I had it bad...
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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10-28-05, 09:51 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: FIRST PLACE!" |
Yo, Brian!*smack* Don't talk that way to our Ma! I love her...
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CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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10-26-05, 07:53 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: FIRST PLACE!" |
> >I will admit we kicked butt! > If only I could >find a way to lose >the parents me and DJ >would be set!!! >>Oh, what are you tawkin Brian? I heard you. You said that you were not ashamed to tell people I was a garbage collector. dat means dat you love me. You know you want to hang out wid us. You were hangin on to me for dear life during that bungee jump, which I did by the way for the BOYS OF THE BRONX EAST 10th BABY! I was hugging you and gave you a kiss and said I love you. You know you love that male bonding stuff. You were smiling and all. You and me, we’re a lot alike. We don’t say nothin. We just grab people and hug them. Now go hug your mother and tell her you love her. Did you see how she was cryin and all? She's gonna really flip if no one tells her dat. You think she's been flippin so far, dat's nothin.
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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-26-05, 11:18 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Episode 5" |
You wish someone wanted to handle that spooge covered slugger of yours.You have a filthy mouth, Megan! It was nice of your team to carry around all of those musical instruments for me and my henhouse sisters. Remember how we promised that we would make out with your team to repay the favor? My sisters can have your brothers. I'll be waiting for you. I like a woman with a filthy mouth. Gabble, gabble, BAWK!!!
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LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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10-26-05, 12:37 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Episode 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-26-05 AT 12:38 PM (EST)Phil, you need to listen to the lyrics of the song again. We are one in the spirit, we are one in the Lord (x3) And they'll know we are Christians by our love, by our love, and they'll know we are Christians by our love. Note the vague "we." It means my family and me. Not the godless, butt-flashing, gas-passing, anti-Christian heathens surrounding us. What does the Bible say about being unequally yoked, hmmm? They're just jealous. Every last one of them. We came in second. And God helped us find that guy in the Smithsonian place. He also caused the car blocking the child-exploiting Gaghans. We'd asked to snap that bungee cord while the eye-talians were on it, but he was a little busy at that point. Way to go, Paolos. You won a trip to the place where you already were. That's kind of like how those old Nickelodeon game shows used to give out trips to Nickelodeon Studios -- where the game show was taped. Yippee! (etf: wrong sig...oops! I don't think it makes much sense for Brandon to be stopping by here) Now, Rolly. How on earth did you ever learn a term like "pimp?"
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Fred Weasley 10 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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10-26-05, 02:22 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Episode 5" |
>Now, Rolly. How on >earth did you ever learn >a term like "pimp?" Jebus, Rolly, you are spiling the beans. Mom is getting suspicious about your sideline. Without Dad's income and the lawsuit not yet settled, we have had to make pin money on the side. Just like Tamar. Boy, how did you like those trailers last week. Better than our own home. Those wicked ungodly Linzes, yelling like that. We never do that in the Christian league. We aren't competitive but encouraging. Of course, everyone else is just plain rude. And just look at those brazen hussies, Bransen and Godlewski. Shaking their booties, and stripping without getting paid for it. The good Lord must be ashamed with "god" in Godlewski's Just because I wear Daisy Dukes flipflops live in a trailer and have a working relationship with my brother, don't make me white trash
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bystander 4968 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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10-27-05, 03:11 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Be The Amazing Racer Family Edition (BARFE) - Episode 5" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-27-05 AT 03:15 PM (EST)Hey Brian. Since my bud Hunter isn't around anymore, how'd you like to join my Posse!? Ricardo Diaz hooked me up with some b!tchin (No not Hunter's Mom) Panama weed and I'd love to share it with you. Wait till our Mom's are asleep and meet me by the dumpster back behind Motel-Seis. I have a feeling Meggie will be by also. She has the hots for me dude.
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