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"LL12 Pre-GAS"
LAST EDITED ON 05-15-10 AT 05:26 PM (EST)

Welcome to the *bleep* annual Loser Lodge Gala Awards Show!...eventually!
My name is Lowell and I'll be your pre-show hypemaster of Teal Carpet ceremonies.
Once the glitterati have arrived and seated themselves I'll be passing the microphone to our special guest host...
Who, until just this very moment was unknown to everyone...including Captain Nepharious.
I hear he put feelers out for Betty White, Seth McFarlane, Leonardo DeCaprio and Justin Bieber.
Alas, the first-tier guest hosts all declined.
So Captain Nepharious reached farther into his pocket of obscurity, pulling out names of some semi-infamy or controversy...
Which pseudo-celebrity ended up filling the master-of-ceremony clothing?
I guess we'll find out a little later.
For now...

Let's get to the matter of...
*cue fog machine*
The GAS Bandit.
Yes.
The flatulent felon has left a tell-tale mark on the lodge (and possibly the results show as well) by kidnapping the last of the trading cards you all held.
Well, I have some intel.
It all starts over here...

*steps over to a big steamy pool of brown carp*


















But it's Green?
Hmmm...
I don't think I like the color green, in this case.
Nor the smell.
Anyways, I've been assured this is the spot, folks.

The GasBandit has dropped all of your trading cards in this sludge pond.
I assure you, they're in there.
But I imagine you'll also find a floating carp or deuce.

Now, once you start slogging through the cesspool, you'll notice that there is a slew of brown carp.
You'll have to throw these back as they are worth nothing (I guess they can certainly be saved as souveniers).
HOWEVER, and this note is for ANYONE, there are also 2 Big A.S.S. Carp swimming amongst the muck.
Find one of these, you'll receive 100 points. (limit one Big A.S.S. Carp per loser)
For the Big A.S.S. Carp, I must insist upon having them sent to my Private Mail Slot in order to verify the results of your find.
Oh and of course your trading cards are also in the sludge. If you happen to find your own trading card amongst the crud, post it as a reply below and I'll reward you with 50 points. (per card for those that have more than one)
As reference, the following is a list of who had trading cards and what kind they were.


_____ _____
CanDangler
Cat Conjuress
Frigga
MoleMeister
Pegasus
Royal Grouper
Sagittarius
Sarcastia
Skel-A-Rectile
Trixi Whip Lash
_____ _____
CanDangler
Caterwaul
Crimson Avenger
Hemiptera
La Femme Dakota
Royal Grouper
Sagittarius
_____ _____
Batgirl
Caterwaul
King Neptune
Skel-A-Rectile
_____ _____
Batgirl
Dynamo Dusk
Sarcastia
_____ _____
Frigga
Hemiptera
Phantom Blindside
Skel-A-Rectile
VVVixen

Oh and here's a pair of these...

They came in handy when touching Russell. I imagine the're carp-proof.


What?
You were expecting more ... glitz?
That's coming.
Time to get dirty first.
Oh and if you haven't done so already, please go and visit the ZIPsters thread. He needs to be found, at once, too.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 LL12 Pre-GAS   tribephyl     05-15-10       
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   5cats     05-15-10     1  
     RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   kingfish     06-02-10     35  
         RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   kingfish     07-11-10     41  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   Belle Book     05-15-10     2  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   MJewel     05-15-10     3  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   agman     05-15-10     4  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   Survivor Maniac     05-15-10     5  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   byoffer     05-15-10     6  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   DearAbby     05-15-10     7  
     RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   DearAbby     05-15-10     8  
         RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   DearAbby     05-15-10     9  
             RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   DearAbby     05-15-10     10  
                 RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   agman     05-15-10     11  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   Dakota     05-18-10     12  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   jbug     05-18-10     13  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   HauntedOne     05-18-10     14  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   Molaholic     05-19-10     15  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   Wallflower66     05-20-10     16  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   kingfish     05-21-10     17  
   LL12 GAS toe-tapping post   DearAbby     05-24-10     18  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   Belle Book     05-24-10     19  
   The Big GAS Ball   tribephyl     05-26-10     20  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   jbug     05-26-10     21  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   byoffer     05-26-10     23  
         RE: The Big GAS Ball   Wallflower66     06-06-10     40  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   Belle Book     05-26-10     24  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   suzzee     05-27-10     26  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   agman     05-27-10     27  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   HauntedOne     05-28-10     28  
     What did I miss?   qwertypie     05-29-10     29  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   5cats     05-29-10     30  
         Okay, okay, you win!!!   tribephyl     05-29-10     31  
             RE: Okay, okay, you win!!!   5cats     06-02-10     36  
                 RE: Okay, okay, you win!!!   CTgirl     06-02-10     37  
                     RE: Okay, okay, you win!!!   5cats     06-03-10     39  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   Molaholic     05-30-10     32  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   CTgirl     05-31-10     33  
     RE: The Big GAS Ball   DearAbby     06-01-10     34  
         RE: The Big GAS Ball   byoffer     06-02-10     38  
   RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   suzzee     05-26-10     22  
     RE: LL12 Pre-GAS   byoffer     05-27-10     25  

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