LAST EDITED ON 05-15-10 AT 05:26 PM (EST)
Welcome to the *bleep* annual Loser Lodge Gala Awards Show!...eventually!
My name is Lowell and I'll be your pre-show hypemaster of Teal Carpet ceremonies.
Once the glitterati have arrived and seated themselves I'll be passing the microphone to our special guest host...
Who, until just this very moment was unknown to everyone...including Captain Nepharious.
I hear he put feelers out for Betty White, Seth McFarlane, Leonardo DeCaprio and Justin Bieber.
Alas, the first-tier guest hosts all declined.
So Captain Nepharious reached farther into his pocket of obscurity, pulling out names of some semi-infamy or controversy...
Which pseudo-celebrity ended up filling the master-of-ceremony clothing?
I guess we'll find out a little later.
Let's get to the matter of...
*cue fog machine*
The GAS Bandit.
The flatulent felon has left a tell-tale mark on the lodge (and possibly the results show as well) by kidnapping the last of the trading cards you all held.
Well, I have some intel.
It all starts over here...
*steps over to a big steamy pool of brown carp*
But it's Green?
I don't think I like the color green, in this case.
Nor the smell.
Anyways, I've been assured this is the spot, folks.
The GasBandit has dropped all of your trading cards in this sludge pond.
I assure you, they're in there.
But I imagine you'll also find a floating carp or deuce.
Now, once you start slogging through the cesspool, you'll notice that there is a slew of brown carp.
You'll have to throw these back as they are worth nothing (I guess they can certainly be saved as souveniers).
HOWEVER, and this note is for ANYONE, there are also 2 Big A.S.S. Carp swimming amongst the muck.
Find one of these, you'll receive 100 points. (limit one Big A.S.S. Carp per loser)
For the Big A.S.S. Carp, I must insist upon having them sent to my Private Mail Slot in order to verify the results of your find.
Oh and of course your trading cards are also in the sludge. If you happen to find your own trading card amongst the crud, post it as a reply below and I'll reward you with 50 points. (per card for those that have more than one)
As reference, the following is a list of who had trading cards and what kind they were.
|_____ _____|CanDangler Cat Conjuress
Trixi Whip Lash
|_____ _____|CanDangler Caterwaul
La Femme Dakota
|_____ _____|Batgirl Caterwaul
Oh and here's a pair of these...
They came in handy when touching Russell. I imagine the're carp-proof.
You were expecting more ... glitz?
Time to get dirty first.
Oh and if you haven't done so already, please go and visit the ZIPsters thread. He needs to be found, at once, too.