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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-29-05, 11:22 AM (EST) "Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." That's right: it's AI Barbie, available now at a toy store near you. I just saw the commercial. She sings a Britney Spears song just to hurt Simon, is dressed to make Randy cry, and doesn't move in that way Paula's come to expect. AI Barbie, your leading contender for the top prize in Season #4. She can't move, she can't sing anything that wasn't pre-programmed -- but she can smile. In fact, she can't stop. Remember, that's American Idol Barbie, only (price to be determined) at (location to be determined). Not to be confused with Justin Ken.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... badger 01-29-05 1    RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... dramamama 01-29-05 2  Barbies never win though! Angelfood 01-29-05 3  RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... StarryLuna 01-30-05 4    RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... dramamama 01-30-05 5        RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... consise10 01-30-05 6    RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... Wheezy 01-31-05 7        RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... Tahj 01-31-05 8            RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... consise10 02-01-05 9                RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... Tahj 02-01-05 11            RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... ElroyJetson 02-01-05 10                RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... Tahj 02-01-05 12                RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... Lisapooh 02-02-05 14            RE: Plastic face, robotic movements... Lisapooh 02-02-05 13

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badger 1273 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 01-29-05, 11:34 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." well, we all know simon likes his idols unreasonably skinny. so how friggin' perfect and i imagine this barbie's oobies are big enough that she won't have to spend her first fat paycheck on enlargement. that's a nice change from most reality TV contest winners, eh?   Top

dramamama 263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 01-29-05, 12:47 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." OK, I can see a whole line coming out now. Their little friend Willie (whose reticulated arms can make windmill motions) and Paula Abdul (with a face that can hold water: ok, getting cruel, hafta leave).   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 01-29-05, 01:07 PM (EST) 3. "Barbies never win though!" yes, i saw that! (britney songs - uggghhh). kinda ironic since none of the winners in the Final 3 (or more) have looked anything like that. There's alot of things to criticize American voters on, but at least we've gotten that right. GO AMERICA! I understand that their target market are teens and young girls, but why did they team up with Barbie/Mattel instead of another type of doll? Marketing and Producers may be shoving the Barbie image down our throats, but thank goodness America has gone against the "look" and voted for Real People, with a variety of looks, and they are still attractive.   Top

StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 01-30-05, 11:58 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." Why does she look deformed? And according to reviews on amazon.com, you can't change her position. That's the only way she can be posed. Eh, she's nowhere near as truly outrageous as Jem was. Bounciness provided by IceCat   Top

dramamama 263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 01-30-05, 03:55 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." OK, see, this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about: the humiliation of the singers. They actually created dolls that you want to mock and humiliate. What's with the legs? And the arms? And the oversized head. She looks like a tadpole with long hair.   Top

consise10 399 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 01-30-05, 08:14 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." Hello dramamama. Conservative plastic mouldings to save on the cost of manufacturing Barbie. what do you think?   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 01-31-05, 10:49 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." I hate it when my leg bends backward at the knee like that. And that outfit is tacky. Whee-boz Wheeze * Wheeze's Blog   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 01-31-05, 12:44 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." And legwarmers? Aren't they soooo two decades ago?   Top

consise10 399 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 02-01-05, 05:16 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." Fashion recycles itself Tahj.Legwarmers could be the next craze revival,know what I mean?   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 02-01-05, 03:55 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." Yep. Guess you're right Concise. If Barbie's wearing them they MUST be back in, lol.   Top

ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 02-01-05, 03:47 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." I'd pay to see Reuben in that outfit! Elroy   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 02-01-05, 03:56 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." LMAO Elroy! Too funny.   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-05, 11:41 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." ooh that'd be cool - it could have sweat glands and a hanky too!   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-02-05, 11:41 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Plastic face, robotic movements, and no lip-synching: the perfect Idol contestant." Santa brought my 8 year old some leg warmers this year. Who knew they'd be back? Fingerless glvoes and parachute pants will be in the Back-to-School assortment I'm sure.   Top

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