Hello Ladies, Poetri here again...
Jodi, Jodi, you bother me greatly
You're being a beeyoch to everyone lately.
You say numbers to you don't matter,
But size 14-16?? C'mon, you know you be fatter.
Those cream pies today sure looked yummy,
Sad you had to trash dem instead of fillin' your tummy.
I be thinkin' that you start needin' to learn
Some poetry writin' to alleviate the burn.
You can write it, shout it, read it out loud
But make sure you do it in front of a crowd.
I hang at Pink's cuz they serve awesome dogs,
Meet me down there in your size 14 tight togs.
You may just find that all you gonna need
Is to "poeticize" your mind to get thru when you peeved.
Leave Kelly alone, that unaffectionate lass
Turn your back for a minute, she gonna kick yo' a**!!