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65. "RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a..."
Hey! I have bwen feewing a widdwle snuffy watewy. I cawght a chill wiff zumwon's wet Speedo's weft on mwy cuwshion. *sniff* *wah-CHOO!* Actually, the wet cushion was a good thing when Robot Lisa2 started sparking while she was in here. She kept repeating the same words over and over and I should have caught on that such a repetitive and flat affect was a clue she was a robot. She kept saying, "No, I didn't call Tony, why should I? No, I didn't call Tony, why should I?" which I thought that was odd. But, weirder, that was followed by Lisa2's hour long repetition of, "I would die if I could not get that recipe! I would die if I could not get that recipe!" Then, the fireworks began! (See: Stepford Wives) Without the wet cushion, the sparks could have burned the house down! I think, even though the jets are tempting for the women, I would keep Lisa2 out of the pool! or any water, for that matter. (Remember how angry she was when people kept telling her to shower? Hmmm..I think we're onto something here..) If the sparks had burned the house down, adn there was no more confessional, THEN, where would Jessica and Lisa1 hide out at night? Where would Rhonda have her romps, and Where would Iyanla practice her spellcasting? That's right, Jessica relocated all right...(A wink is better than a nudge, no what I mean?) She doesn't have far to walk to each and every graduation. Anyway, ::sniff:: (that's better) I felt comforted by the songs from the Starting Over Car for the last week. (Can we put in a request?) and my late night conversations with the Universe. Thanks Car and Universe! I have also welcomed hiding out a little bit from Rhonda. That whole "pulling the hair from HG's heads" I thought might translate needing some stuffing from my cushions! I was trying to fold up and disappear. No such luck. And, Jill, you forgot the apples from in here when you left. I bet I'd look pretty good sitting next to your brand new bedroom set! I'll be quiet, I promise! Just GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread -...   Cygnus X1     02-27-06       
   Group later today!   Sahara     02-27-06     1  
     RE: Group later today!   quiller     02-27-06     6  
         RE: Group later today!   26mitogo     02-28-06     19  
             RE: Group later today!   quiller     02-28-06     20  
     RE: Group later today!   JavaT     02-27-06     11  
     RE: Group later today!   26mitogo     02-28-06     18  
     It's time, ladies!   Sahara     02-28-06     31  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Sahara     02-27-06     2  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Cygnus X1     02-27-06     3  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SeasonedRefinement     02-27-06     4  
             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pinksparkleguitar     02-27-06     5  
                 RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   loretta54     02-27-06     8  
                     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SOgr82bhere     02-27-06     12  
                         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   loretta54     03-01-06     40  
                             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   GuyStartingOver     03-01-06     44  
                     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Sahara     03-02-06     51  
         I need air!   Sahara     02-28-06     32  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   susan765     02-27-06     7  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   mbinkc     02-27-06     9  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   shawnar     02-27-06     10  
             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SOgr82bhere     02-27-06     13  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   quiller     02-28-06     21  
         Hey Poetri . . .   Cygnus X1     02-28-06     23  
   Ding dong!   Sahara     02-27-06     14  
     RE: Ding dong!   GuyStartingOver     02-28-06     17  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pmfmpls     02-27-06     15  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SeasonedRefinement     02-27-06     16  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   justfionablue     02-28-06     22  
             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Cygnus X1     02-28-06     24  
                 RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   justfionablue     02-28-06     26  
                     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Cygnus X1     02-28-06     28  
                         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   justfionablue     02-28-06     29  
             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   GuyStartingOver     02-28-06     25  
   Straightjacket, continued...   GuyStartingOver     02-28-06     27  
     RE: Straightjacket, continued...   JavaT     02-28-06     33  
         RE: Straightjacket, continued...   GuyStartingOver     03-01-06     37  
             RE: Straightjacket, continued...   pmfmpls     03-01-06     38  
             RE: Straightjacket, continued...   JavaT     03-01-06     39  
                 RE: Straightjacket, continued...   GuyStartingOver     03-01-06     43  
   Tues in the car   susan765     02-28-06     30  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pmfmpls     02-28-06     34  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pmfmpls     02-28-06     35  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SeasonedRefinement     03-01-06     36  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   sharnina     03-01-06     41  
   wed in the car   susan765     03-01-06     42  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   trikelady     03-01-06     45  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   lovemydogdude     03-01-06     46  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Ijustsharted     03-01-06     47  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   GuyStartingOver     03-01-06     48  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   JavaT     03-01-06     49  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pmfmpls     03-02-06     50  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pinksparkleguitar     03-02-06     52  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   justfionablue     03-02-06     53  
   Virus alert to HGs   GuyStartingOver     03-02-06     54  
     Oh Mr Internet heehee   lovemydogdude     03-02-06     55  
         RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee   shawnar     03-02-06     56  
             A good friend   GuyStartingOver     03-03-06     58  
                 RE: A good friend   shawnar     03-03-06     59  
         RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee   GuyStartingOver     03-02-06     57  
             RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee   SeasonedRefinement     03-05-06     60  
                 RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee   lovemydogdude     03-05-06     64  
   Hey, I am sitting here in my "alone...   Sahara     03-05-06     61  
     RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   SeasonedRefinement     03-05-06     62  
         RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   Sahara     03-05-06     63  
             RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   SeasonedRefinement     03-05-06     66  
                 RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   lovemydogdude     03-05-06     67  
                     RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   GuyStartingOver     03-05-06     68  
                 You didn't delete your sig   Cygnus X1     03-05-06     69  
                 RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   Sahara     03-06-06     72  
             RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   GuyStartingOver     03-06-06     70  
                 RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   Sahara     03-06-06     71  
                     RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   GuyStartingOver     03-06-06     73  
     RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   EMTBGRL     03-05-06     65  
         RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   shawnar     03-06-06     74  
   DVD's of the shows from the beginni...   mjd     03-20-06     75  
     Lemme explain something   Cygnus X1     03-20-06     76  
         RE: Lemme explain something   Sahara     03-20-06     77  

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