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"Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread -..."
EMTBGRL 2514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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03-05-06, 06:08 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a..." |
Hey! I have bwen feewing a widdwle snuffy watewy. I cawght a chill wiff zumwon's wet Speedo's weft on mwy cuwshion. *sniff* *wah-CHOO!* Actually, the wet cushion was a good thing when Robot Lisa2 started sparking while she was in here. She kept repeating the same words over and over and I should have caught on that such a repetitive and flat affect was a clue she was a robot. She kept saying, "No, I didn't call Tony, why should I? No, I didn't call Tony, why should I?" which I thought that was odd. But, weirder, that was followed by Lisa2's hour long repetition of, "I would die if I could not get that recipe! I would die if I could not get that recipe!" Then, the fireworks began! (See: Stepford Wives) Without the wet cushion, the sparks could have burned the house down! I think, even though the jets are tempting for the women, I would keep Lisa2 out of the pool! or any water, for that matter. (Remember how angry she was when people kept telling her to shower? Hmmm..I think we're onto something here..) If the sparks had burned the house down, adn there was no more confessional, THEN, where would Jessica and Lisa1 hide out at night? Where would Rhonda have her romps, and Where would Iyanla practice her spellcasting? That's right, Jessica relocated all right...(A wink is better than a nudge, no what I mean?) She doesn't have far to walk to each and every graduation. Anyway, ::sniff:: (that's better) I felt comforted by the songs from the Starting Over Car for the last week. (Can we put in a request?) and my late night conversations with the Universe. Thanks Car and Universe! I have also welcomed hiding out a little bit from Rhonda. That whole "pulling the hair from HG's heads" I thought might translate needing some stuffing from my cushions! I was trying to fold up and disappear. No such luck. And, Jill, you forgot the apples from in here when you left. I bet I'd look pretty good sitting next to your brand new bedroom set! I'll be quiet, I promise! Just GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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Cygnus X1 |
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Group later today! |
Sahara |
02-27-06 |
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RE: Group later today! |
quiller |
02-27-06 |
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RE: Group later today! |
26mitogo |
02-28-06 |
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RE: Group later today! |
quiller |
02-28-06 |
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RE: Group later today! |
JavaT |
02-27-06 |
11 |
RE: Group later today! |
26mitogo |
02-28-06 |
18 |
It's time, ladies! |
Sahara |
02-28-06 |
31 |
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Sahara |
02-27-06 |
2 |
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Cygnus X1 |
02-27-06 |
3 |
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SeasonedRefinement |
02-27-06 |
4 |
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pinksparkleguitar |
02-27-06 |
5 |
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loretta54 |
02-27-06 |
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SOgr82bhere |
02-27-06 |
12 |
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loretta54 |
03-01-06 |
40 |
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GuyStartingOver |
03-01-06 |
44 |
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Sahara |
03-02-06 |
51 |
I need air! |
Sahara |
02-28-06 |
32 |
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susan765 |
02-27-06 |
7 |
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mbinkc |
02-27-06 |
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shawnar |
02-27-06 |
10 |
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SOgr82bhere |
02-27-06 |
13 |
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quiller |
02-28-06 |
21 |
Hey Poetri . . . |
Cygnus X1 |
02-28-06 |
23 |
Ding dong! |
Sahara |
02-27-06 |
14 |
RE: Ding dong! |
GuyStartingOver |
02-28-06 |
17 |
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pmfmpls |
02-27-06 |
15 |
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SeasonedRefinement |
02-27-06 |
16 |
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justfionablue |
02-28-06 |
22 |
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Cygnus X1 |
02-28-06 |
24 |
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justfionablue |
02-28-06 |
26 |
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Cygnus X1 |
02-28-06 |
28 |
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justfionablue |
02-28-06 |
29 |
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GuyStartingOver |
02-28-06 |
25 |
Straightjacket, continued... |
GuyStartingOver |
02-28-06 |
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JavaT |
02-28-06 |
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GuyStartingOver |
03-01-06 |
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RE: Straightjacket, continued... |
pmfmpls |
03-01-06 |
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RE: Straightjacket, continued... |
JavaT |
03-01-06 |
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RE: Straightjacket, continued... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-01-06 |
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Tues in the car |
susan765 |
02-28-06 |
30 |
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pmfmpls |
02-28-06 |
34 |
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pmfmpls |
02-28-06 |
35 |
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SeasonedRefinement |
03-01-06 |
36 |
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sharnina |
03-01-06 |
41 |
wed in the car |
susan765 |
03-01-06 |
42 |
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trikelady |
03-01-06 |
45 |
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lovemydogdude |
03-01-06 |
46 |
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Ijustsharted |
03-01-06 |
47 |
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GuyStartingOver |
03-01-06 |
48 |
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JavaT |
03-01-06 |
49 |
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pmfmpls |
03-02-06 |
50 |
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pinksparkleguitar |
03-02-06 |
52 |
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justfionablue |
03-02-06 |
53 |
Virus alert to HGs |
GuyStartingOver |
03-02-06 |
54 |
Oh Mr Internet heehee |
lovemydogdude |
03-02-06 |
55 |
RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee |
shawnar |
03-02-06 |
56 |
A good friend |
GuyStartingOver |
03-03-06 |
58 |
RE: A good friend |
shawnar |
03-03-06 |
59 |
RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee |
GuyStartingOver |
03-02-06 |
57 |
RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee |
SeasonedRefinement |
03-05-06 |
60 |
RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee |
lovemydogdude |
03-05-06 |
64 |
Hey, I am sitting here in my "alone... |
Sahara |
03-05-06 |
61 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
SeasonedRefinement |
03-05-06 |
62 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
Sahara |
03-05-06 |
63 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
SeasonedRefinement |
03-05-06 |
66 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
lovemydogdude |
03-05-06 |
67 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-05-06 |
68 |
You didn't delete your sig |
Cygnus X1 |
03-05-06 |
69 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
Sahara |
03-06-06 |
72 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-06-06 |
70 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
Sahara |
03-06-06 |
71 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-06-06 |
73 |
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EMTBGRL |
03-05-06 |
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shawnar |
03-06-06 |
74 |
DVD's of the shows from the beginni... |
mjd |
03-20-06 |
75 |
Lemme explain something |
Cygnus X1 |
03-20-06 |
76 |
RE: Lemme explain something |
Sahara |
03-20-06 |
77 |
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