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(Iyanla enters, sniffing the air...)

I smell....COMPROMISE! Wait, it's not just compromise...it has undertones of EROTIC COMPROMISE!!!

So, who am I smellin'? Hmm. Let me put this together...someone who crumbles in the face of temptation...someone who would be attractive to the opposite sex (well, that narrows it down significantly). Let's see, there's me - I DO have a FIIIIINE package, but I NE-VAH compromise, so it can't be myself I'm smellin'. So that leaves Jessica (young...but too nasal), Christy? (hmmmm...that's possible...BUT I don't smell alcohol...so, it couldn't be her), Rhonda? (OH YEAH...that'll be the day!), Jill (ah...no. She's be GREAT at phone sex...that voice - that magical, golden voice....oh, I looove that woman - but no, what I'm smellin' is kinda funky...note to self: call Jill after hubby goes to bed) Funky....maybe a little sick and feverish...sorta like a disease...a sexually transmitted disease!


OH CHRISTINA, BABY! Whatcha doin', Miss Christina? Or Who-ya doing? You're contagious, baby! Didn't they tell you that at the clinic? Pull up your jeans and come to mama, darlin'. I'll stroke your hair, you can cry in my lap - well maybe I'll just stroke your hair. But we can talk, sweetie. We NEED to talk.

Oh God...I hope we're not liable...

Love, Iyanla
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread -...   Cygnus X1     02-27-06       
   Group later today!   Sahara     02-27-06     1  
     RE: Group later today!   quiller     02-27-06     6  
         RE: Group later today!   26mitogo     02-28-06     19  
             RE: Group later today!   quiller     02-28-06     20  
     RE: Group later today!   JavaT     02-27-06     11  
     RE: Group later today!   26mitogo     02-28-06     18  
     It's time, ladies!   Sahara     02-28-06     31  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Sahara     02-27-06     2  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Cygnus X1     02-27-06     3  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SeasonedRefinement     02-27-06     4  
             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pinksparkleguitar     02-27-06     5  
                 RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   loretta54     02-27-06     8  
                     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SOgr82bhere     02-27-06     12  
                         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   loretta54     03-01-06     40  
                             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   GuyStartingOver     03-01-06     44  
                     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Sahara     03-02-06     51  
         I need air!   Sahara     02-28-06     32  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   susan765     02-27-06     7  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   mbinkc     02-27-06     9  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   shawnar     02-27-06     10  
             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SOgr82bhere     02-27-06     13  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   quiller     02-28-06     21  
         Hey Poetri . . .   Cygnus X1     02-28-06     23  
   Ding dong!   Sahara     02-27-06     14  
     RE: Ding dong!   GuyStartingOver     02-28-06     17  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pmfmpls     02-27-06     15  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SeasonedRefinement     02-27-06     16  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   justfionablue     02-28-06     22  
             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Cygnus X1     02-28-06     24  
                 RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   justfionablue     02-28-06     26  
                     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Cygnus X1     02-28-06     28  
                         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   justfionablue     02-28-06     29  
             RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   GuyStartingOver     02-28-06     25  
   Straightjacket, continued...   GuyStartingOver     02-28-06     27  
     RE: Straightjacket, continued...   JavaT     02-28-06     33  
         RE: Straightjacket, continued...   GuyStartingOver     03-01-06     37  
             RE: Straightjacket, continued...   pmfmpls     03-01-06     38  
             RE: Straightjacket, continued...   JavaT     03-01-06     39  
                 RE: Straightjacket, continued...   GuyStartingOver     03-01-06     43  
   Tues in the car   susan765     02-28-06     30  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pmfmpls     02-28-06     34  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pmfmpls     02-28-06     35  
         RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   SeasonedRefinement     03-01-06     36  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   sharnina     03-01-06     41  
   wed in the car   susan765     03-01-06     42  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   trikelady     03-01-06     45  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   lovemydogdude     03-01-06     46  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   Ijustsharted     03-01-06     47  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   GuyStartingOver     03-01-06     48  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   JavaT     03-01-06     49  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pmfmpls     03-02-06     50  
   RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   pinksparkleguitar     03-02-06     52  
     RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre...   justfionablue     03-02-06     53  
   Virus alert to HGs   GuyStartingOver     03-02-06     54  
     Oh Mr Internet heehee   lovemydogdude     03-02-06     55  
         RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee   shawnar     03-02-06     56  
             A good friend   GuyStartingOver     03-03-06     58  
                 RE: A good friend   shawnar     03-03-06     59  
         RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee   GuyStartingOver     03-02-06     57  
             RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee   SeasonedRefinement     03-05-06     60  
                 RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee   lovemydogdude     03-05-06     64  
   Hey, I am sitting here in my "alone...   Sahara     03-05-06     61  
     RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   SeasonedRefinement     03-05-06     62  
         RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   Sahara     03-05-06     63  
             RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   SeasonedRefinement     03-05-06     66  
                 RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   lovemydogdude     03-05-06     67  
                     RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   GuyStartingOver     03-05-06     68  
                 You didn't delete your sig   Cygnus X1     03-05-06     69  
                 RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   Sahara     03-06-06     72  
             RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   GuyStartingOver     03-06-06     70  
                 RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   Sahara     03-06-06     71  
                     RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   GuyStartingOver     03-06-06     73  
     RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   EMTBGRL     03-05-06     65  
         RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a...   shawnar     03-06-06     74  
   DVD's of the shows from the beginni...   mjd     03-20-06     75  
     Lemme explain something   Cygnus X1     03-20-06     76  
         RE: Lemme explain something   Sahara     03-20-06     77  

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