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"Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread -..."
GuyStartingOver 79 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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54. "Virus alert to HGs" |
There is a new virus in the wild, called Win32\SpitupLisa. This virus is scheduled to launch tomorrow, and on every freakin' day thereafter. While most viruses created within the last year have been designed to install spyware or steal personal information, this one is different. It sits at a computer and spews email after psychotic email containing random thoughts about cruel Life Coaches who mutate into helpful Life Coaches, unsupportive housemates who refuse to stop calling her and asking if she is OK, how much she loves the recipient, how much she hates the recipient, how she has learned life lessons and has changed, and recantations of her life-changes - coupled with shameless begging for "another chance".If left unaddressed, Win32\SpitupLisa will fill up your email inbox until your mail server refuses any more incoming mail from any source. Mr. Internet's Tech Service has centralized virus protection in place to protect servers, most PCs and laptops, and personal genitalia, but there are still a few vulnerabilities. If your email has not been checked for several days, or if you spend a significant amount of time on the road, you are at an increased risk of being vulnerable to this virus. In order to ensure that you are protected from this virus, please update your Mr. Internet AntiVirus by using this quick procedure. * Call the phone number that SpitupLisa undoubtedly left laying around next to the computer, her nightstand, or between the mattress and box springs * Make plans to go have dinner and an evening with the proprietor of Mr. Internet's Tech Service * Relax your moral convictions Make use of the "virus protection plan" that Mr. Internet will bring specifically for you Revisiting these procedures regularly will help you avoid infection by the Win32\SpitupLisa virus, or at least will make you not really care one way or the other.
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Cygnus X1 |
02-27-06 |
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Group later today! |
Sahara |
02-27-06 |
1 |
RE: Group later today! |
quiller |
02-27-06 |
6 |
RE: Group later today! |
26mitogo |
02-28-06 |
19 |
RE: Group later today! |
quiller |
02-28-06 |
20 |
RE: Group later today! |
JavaT |
02-27-06 |
11 |
RE: Group later today! |
26mitogo |
02-28-06 |
18 |
It's time, ladies! |
Sahara |
02-28-06 |
31 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
Sahara |
02-27-06 |
2 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
Cygnus X1 |
02-27-06 |
3 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
SeasonedRefinement |
02-27-06 |
4 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
pinksparkleguitar |
02-27-06 |
5 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
loretta54 |
02-27-06 |
8 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
SOgr82bhere |
02-27-06 |
12 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
loretta54 |
03-01-06 |
40 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-01-06 |
44 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
Sahara |
03-02-06 |
51 |
I need air! |
Sahara |
02-28-06 |
32 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
susan765 |
02-27-06 |
7 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
mbinkc |
02-27-06 |
9 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
shawnar |
02-27-06 |
10 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
SOgr82bhere |
02-27-06 |
13 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
quiller |
02-28-06 |
21 |
Hey Poetri . . . |
Cygnus X1 |
02-28-06 |
23 |
Ding dong! |
Sahara |
02-27-06 |
14 |
RE: Ding dong! |
GuyStartingOver |
02-28-06 |
17 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
pmfmpls |
02-27-06 |
15 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
SeasonedRefinement |
02-27-06 |
16 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
justfionablue |
02-28-06 |
22 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
Cygnus X1 |
02-28-06 |
24 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
justfionablue |
02-28-06 |
26 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
Cygnus X1 |
02-28-06 |
28 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
justfionablue |
02-28-06 |
29 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
GuyStartingOver |
02-28-06 |
25 |
Straightjacket, continued... |
GuyStartingOver |
02-28-06 |
27 |
RE: Straightjacket, continued... |
JavaT |
02-28-06 |
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RE: Straightjacket, continued... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-01-06 |
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RE: Straightjacket, continued... |
pmfmpls |
03-01-06 |
38 |
RE: Straightjacket, continued... |
JavaT |
03-01-06 |
39 |
RE: Straightjacket, continued... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-01-06 |
43 |
Tues in the car |
susan765 |
02-28-06 |
30 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
pmfmpls |
02-28-06 |
34 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
pmfmpls |
02-28-06 |
35 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
SeasonedRefinement |
03-01-06 |
36 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
sharnina |
03-01-06 |
41 |
wed in the car |
susan765 |
03-01-06 |
42 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
trikelady |
03-01-06 |
45 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
lovemydogdude |
03-01-06 |
46 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
Ijustsharted |
03-01-06 |
47 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-01-06 |
48 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
JavaT |
03-01-06 |
49 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
pmfmpls |
03-02-06 |
50 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
pinksparkleguitar |
03-02-06 |
52 |
RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thre... |
justfionablue |
03-02-06 |
53 |
Virus alert to HGs |
GuyStartingOver |
03-02-06 |
54 |
Oh Mr Internet heehee |
lovemydogdude |
03-02-06 |
55 |
RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee |
shawnar |
03-02-06 |
56 |
A good friend |
GuyStartingOver |
03-03-06 |
58 |
RE: A good friend |
shawnar |
03-03-06 |
59 |
RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee |
GuyStartingOver |
03-02-06 |
57 |
RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee |
SeasonedRefinement |
03-05-06 |
60 |
RE: Oh Mr Internet heehee |
lovemydogdude |
03-05-06 |
64 |
Hey, I am sitting here in my "alone... |
Sahara |
03-05-06 |
61 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
SeasonedRefinement |
03-05-06 |
62 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
Sahara |
03-05-06 |
63 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
SeasonedRefinement |
03-05-06 |
66 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
lovemydogdude |
03-05-06 |
67 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-05-06 |
68 |
You didn't delete your sig |
Cygnus X1 |
03-05-06 |
69 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
Sahara |
03-06-06 |
72 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-06-06 |
70 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
Sahara |
03-06-06 |
71 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
GuyStartingOver |
03-06-06 |
73 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
EMTBGRL |
03-05-06 |
65 |
RE: Hey, I am sitting here in my "a... |
shawnar |
03-06-06 |
74 |
DVD's of the shows from the beginni... |
mjd |
03-20-06 |
75 |
Lemme explain something |
Cygnus X1 |
03-20-06 |
76 |
RE: Lemme explain something |
Sahara |
03-20-06 |
77 |
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