Ladies? Ladies? LADIES????
*mean scowling squinty-eyed jaw face for camera*
*stomp* *stomp* *stomp*
I am really tired of all the crap I am getting from you. Iyanla and I give you our all *cough* *cough* and where are you? Out at Pink's snarfing hot dogs again? Fighting over who drives to the grocery store? Leaving Lisa phone messages? Partying in the guest house with Allie and TJ? Whatever. I have had it.
Later today we will have group, and I expect everybody to participate. That means Jill, Kelly, Christie, Lisa, and Jodi. Kim is excused because she is annoying. If she does show up, though, that is great. We'll just have her go sit by Buddha. I don't know if Iyanla will be there or not, but I will. *evil glare*
Please bring a lock of hair from the housemate who triggers you the most. This will be useful to Andy and I. No, Kelly, stop it! No, you may not rip all of Jodi's hair out of her head! Stop now or it is the straitjacket! Thank you.
You know that participation is a requirement to stay in the Starting Over house. And as you can see from my example with Lisa, I really mean it. *more evil glare* I meant it every time I threatened to kick her out of the house.
This is just a word of warning to be prepared. *sweet sing-songy voice* So you're going to come, right? Or are you too busy trying to kill each other to make the time? Have a fearless day, ladies!
Oh, Henri, could you please pry my clenched jaw open for me? Drat, it is all stuck again.
Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
I WILL have vengeance.