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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-12-05, 01:23 AM (EST) "Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Family Edition, Episode 3" LAST EDITED ON 10-12-05 AT 09:57 AM (EST) Greetings, all! Here are 10 snarky questions for you to answer snarkily. Answer them all, answer some or only one - it's your choice. New players welcome! 1. Char of the Schroeder family tells us in confessional that her stepkids are her friends. In the airport, she tells her stepson, Hunter to “shut his pie hole” and Hunter refers to her as a “bitch”. What does the word “friend” mean in Char’s little world? 2. What was wrong with Marion Paolo that she couldn’t just get up off her butt and get the map her own self? 3. The Weavers began singing a modified version of “The Song That Never Ends” in the bus. Though this appeared to be further evidence of their collective breakdown, it was in fact a clever strategy. (Like how they sneakily checked the flights.) What were they actually doing? 4. Speaking of the Weavers, back at the Waffle House, the godly Widow Weaver told her daughter to lie. What other Commandments will this family now be willing to break? 5. Speaking of the Waffle House, why couldn’t TAR’s producers spring for a classier restaurant, like Denny’s? 6. One more question about the poor frazzled Weavers: it is the Paolos who tell us that they’ve “snapped…gone nuts”. Who else might have given us this information to max out the level of irony in this moment? 7. Once again the Gaghan family is saved by one of the kids. This time, it’s little Carissa who sees the sign at the Space place. If this were a regular Race with only Mom and Dad, at what point in the Race would they have been eliminated by now? 8. Another Linz brother has farted in an enclosed space. Which (if any)of the Linz siblings will be the only one not to pass gas on national television? Oh good grief. It was the same brother. I keep getting everyone mixed up. I thought it was 'Nick' in the buggy. Well, just let it stand. 9. The Godlewski sister who read the Roadblock clue declared that they were to “pull more than 3 G.I.s”. What exactly did the team members who agreed to do the Roadblock think they were going to be doing? (PG-13, people) 10. At the mat, Marion Paolo tells Phil not to hug Tony because "he's full of shrimp". Name someone else Phil shouldn't let hug him and explain why. Bonus: Identify the piece of music playing in the background while the Linz brothers rode in the centrifuge. Editted because I had forgotten to mention how we play the game. I did that the last time I wrote one of these. I don't know what's the matter with me.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Famil... TAR Junkie 10-12-05 1  RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Famil... Cygnus X1 10-12-05 2    RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Famil... drtantalum 10-13-05 7  RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Famil... Max Headroom 10-12-05 3  RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Famil... cahaya 10-12-05 4  RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Famil... memacmur 10-12-05 5  RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Famil... Molaholic 10-13-05 6

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TAR Junkie 38 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 10-12-05, 09:03 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Family Edition, Episode 3" The Godlewski sister's question, "Can you pull more than 3 GIs?" is one of the great lines to come out of TAR. I almost died laughing when she asked it.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-12-05, 09:24 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Family Edition, Episode 3" 1. Char of the Schroeder family tells us in confessional that her stepkids are her friends. In the airport, she tells her stepson, Hunter to “shut his pie hole” and Hunter refers to her as a “#####”. What does the word “friend” mean in Char’s little world? It means, "I haven't strangled you lately, and leave me alone so I can continue to shtupp your father." 2. What was wrong with Marion Paolo that she couldn’t just get up off her butt and get the map her own self? It was That Time Of The Month. Except with Marion, it's ALWAYS that time of the month. 3. The Weavers began singing a modified version of “The Song That Never Ends” in the bus. Though this appeared to be further evidence of their collective breakdown, it was in fact a clever strategy. (Like how they sneakily checked the flights.) What were they actually doing? It's really one of the latest praise and worship songs at their church, the Church of the High-Banked Turn. (They really might want to consider changing, don't you think?) 4. Speaking of the Weavers, back at the Waffle House, the godly Widow Weaver told her daughter to lie. What other Commandments will this family now be willing to break? They've already taken care of "Thou shalt not dishonor thy father's memory or try to redeem him by coming on a reality TV show." 5. Speaking of the Waffle House, why couldn’t TAR’s producers spring for a classier restaurant, like Denny’s? They heard that Cracker Barrel discriminates against DAWs. 6. One more question about the poor frazzled Weavers: it is the Paolos who tell us that they’ve “snapped…gone nuts”. Who else might have given us this information to max out the level of irony in this moment? Colin from TAR 5. 7. Once again the Gaghan family is saved by one of the kids. This time, it’s little Carissa who sees the sign at the Space place. If this were a regular Race with only Mom and Dad, at what point in the Race would they have been eliminated by now? They'd still be looking for the GW Bridge. 8. Another Linz brother has farted in an enclosed space. Which (if any) of the Linz siblings will be the only one not to pass gas on national television? Megan, because girls NEVER do that. Their hineys are much too delicate. (thanks to Calvin and Hobbes) 9. The Godlewski sister who read the Roadblock clue declared that they were to “pull more than 3 G.I.s”. What exactly did the team members who agreed to do the Roadblock think they were going to be doing? (PG-13, people) They thought they were going back to the mud bog and rescuing three Army recruits. Of course, the recruits would be trying to pull them in, leading to a very non-PG-13 portion of the show available only on DVD. 10. At the mat, Marion Paolo tells Phil not to hug Tony because "he's full of shrimp". Name someone else Phil shouldn't let hug him and explain why. The Godlewskis. Phil doesn't want them to know that he puts on as good, if not better, a show when he jumps up and down. Bonus: Identify the piece of music playing in the background while the Linz brothers rode in the centrifuge. "All Things Must Pass" by the late George Harrison. Thanks, Seana! *chooms*   Top

drtantalum 36 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 10-13-05, 10:32 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Family Edition, Episode 3" >Their hineys are >much too delicate. (thanks >to Calvin and Hobbes) What the heck did Calvin and hobbes do to your hiney? yikes.   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-12-05, 11:47 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Family Edition, Episode 3" 1. Char of the Schroeder family tells us in confessional that her stepkids are her friends. In the airport, she tells her stepson, Hunter to “shut his pie hole” and Hunter refers to her as a “#####”. What does the word “friend” mean in Char’s little world? An impediment to a vigorous sex life with Mark. 2. What was wrong with Marion Paolo that she couldn’t just get up off her butt and get the map her own self? Does Marion Paolo ever get off her butt and do anything?? 3. The Weavers began singing a modified version of “The Song That Never Ends” in the bus. Though this appeared to be further evidence of their collective breakdown, it was in fact a clever strategy. (Like how they sneakily checked the flights.) What were they actually doing? Providing a segue between repeated renditions of "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall". 4. Speaking of the Weavers, back at the Waffle House, the godly Widow Weaver told her daughter to lie. What other Commandments will this family now be willing to break? All of them. Hypocrisy doesn't play favorites. 5. Speaking of the Waffle House, why couldn’t TAR’s producers spring for a classier restaurant, like Denny’s? Product placement, it's all product placement. Survivor isn't the only reality show playing that game. 6. One more question about the poor frazzled Weavers: it is the Paolos who tell us that they’ve “snapped…gone nuts”. Who else might have given us this information to max out the level of irony in this moment? Since the Unabomber is still in prison, the Paolos had to be good enough. 7. Once again the Gaghan family is saved by one of the kids. This time, it’s little Carissa who sees the sign at the Space place. If this were a regular Race with only Mom and Dad, at what point in the Race would they have been eliminated by now? They wouldn't have been cast at all. Carissa and Billy make the team worth watching. 8. Another Linz brother has farted in an enclosed space. Which (if any)of the Linz siblings will be the only one not to pass gas on national television? Megan. Girls don't fart, just ask my wife. 9. The Godlewski sister who read the Roadblock clue declared that they were to “pull more than 3 G.I.s”. What exactly did the team members who agreed to do the Roadblock think they were going to be doing? (PG-13, people) The Godlewskis are blondes-- they weren't thinking. 10. At the mat, Marion Paolo tells Phil not to hug Tony because "he's full of shrimp". Name someone else Phil shouldn't let hug him and explain why. Any of the Weavers, just in case the lightning bolt arrives at that instant. Identify the piece of music playing in the background while the Linz brothers rode in the centrifuge. Trust Your Mechanic - Dead Kennedys   Top

cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-12-05, 01:22 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Family Edition, Episode 3" 1. Char of the Schroeder family tells us in confessional that her stepkids are her friends. In the airport, she tells her stepson, Hunter to "shut his pie hole" and Hunter refers to her as a "#####". What does the word "friend" mean in Char’s little world? Anyone who makes themselves seen, but not heard. 2. What was wrong with Marion Paolo that she couldn’t just get up off her butt and get the map her own self? That's a man's job. 3. The Weavers began singing a modified version of "The Song That Never Ends" in the bus. Though this appeared to be further evidence of their collective breakdown, it was in fact a clever strategy. (Like how they sneakily checked the flights.) What were they actually doing? Illicit substances. 4. Speaking of the Weavers, back at the Waffle House, the godly Widow Weaver told her daughter to lie. What other Commandments will this family now be willing to break? Thou shalt not use the Lord's name in vain. 5. Speaking of the Waffle House, why couldn’t TAR’s producers spring for a classier restaurant, like Denny’s? It's a network image thing: See-Bee-Ess is well-known for its waffling. 6. One more question about the poor frazzled Weavers: it is the Paolos who tell us that they’ve "snapped gone nuts". Who else might have given us this information to max out the level of irony in this moment? Carissa Gaghan. 7. Once again the Gaghan family is saved by one of the kids. This time, it’s little Carissa who sees the sign at the Space place. If this were a regular Race with only Mom and Dad, at what point in the Race would they have been eliminated by now? Not yet. They're too lucky. 8. Another Linz brother has farted in an enclosed space. Which (if any) of the Linz siblings will be the only one not to pass gas on national television? Oh good grief. It was the same brother. I keep getting everyone mixed up. I thought it was 'Nick' in the buggy. Well, just let it stand. Megan, because ladies don't do such things on national TV. 9. The Godlewski sister who read the Roadblock clue declared that they were to "pull more than 3 G.I.s". What exactly did the team members who agreed to do the Roadblock think they were going to be doing? (PG-13, people) A modern version of the Civil War "stretcher" challenge, this time with the Desperate Housewives "picking up" deprived soldiers returning from the Iraq war. 10. At the mat, Marion Paolo tells Phil not to hug Tony because "he's full of shrimp". Name someone else Phil shouldn't let hug him and explain why. Marion, because she's full of garlic. Bonus: Identify the piece of music playing in the background while the Linz brothers rode in the centrifuge. "I Wish I Could Fly" (I think this is the title, as in "Going around in circles, Like a bird high up in the sky") A spooky tribephyl creation   Top

memacmur 359 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 10-12-05, 06:35 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Family Edition, Episode 3" 1. Char of the Schroeder family tells us in confessional that her stepkids are her friends. In the airport, she tells her stepson, Hunter to “shut his pie hole” and Hunter refers to her as a “bitch”. What does the word “friend” mean in Char’s little world? Someone to be a "bitch" towards! 2. What was wrong with Marion Paolo that she couldn’t just get up off her butt and get the map her own self? If she did that, she wouldn't be able to complain about someone else NOT doing it. 3. The Weavers began singing a modified version of “The Song That Never Ends” in the bus. Though this appeared to be further evidence of their collective breakdown, it was in fact a clever strategy. (Like how they sneakily checked the flights.) What were they actually doing? Annoying the other teams to the point that several will threaten to quit if the Weavers aren't Philiminated soon. 4. Speaking of the Weavers, back at the Waffle House, the godly Widow Weaver told her daughter to lie. What other Commandments will this family now be willing to break? All of them. The God thing is their particular method of getting camera time. They're good little DAWs and realized that the 'religious' team always gets lots of airtime. 5. Speaking of the Waffle House, why couldn’t TAR’s producers spring for a classier restaurant, like Denny’s? TPTB wanted to ensure the Linz' boys would get gas. The Waffle House was their best bet! 6. One more question about the poor frazzled Weavers: it is the Paolos who tell us that they’ve “snapped…gone nuts”. Who else might have given us this information to max out the level of irony in this moment? A special appearance by John & Victoria explaining that fact would have helped. And caused me to throw something at my TV set. 7. Once again the Gaghan family is saved by one of the kids. This time, it’s little Carissa who sees the sign at the Space place. If this were a regular Race with only Mom and Dad, at what point in the Race would they have been eliminated by now? Actually, they wouldn't have been eliminated. They'd still be driving around somewhere looking for signs 8. Another Linz brother has farted in an enclosed space. Which (if any)of the Linz siblings will be the only one not to pass gas on national television? They all will. Only the sister will pretend it was one of her brothers. But we will know the truth! 9. The Godlewski sister who read the Roadblock clue declared that they were to “pull more than 3 G.I.s”. What exactly did the team members who agreed to do the Roadblock think they were going to be doing? (PG-13, people) You used the word think with reference to the Got-no-clue-skis. HA HA HA HA! 10. At the mat, Marion Paolo tells Phil not to hug Tony because "he's full of shrimp". Name someone else Phil shouldn't let hug him and explain why. Phil certainly shouldn't hug whoever decided to keep the racers in the USA for this many episodes. Instead, he should crush them with Tony's shrimp-filled gut. Bonus: Identify the piece of music playing in the background while the Linz brothers rode in the centrifuge. I don't know. I was too freaked out by the one brother's constantly bugged out eyes to notice there was music. Perhaps it was 'Beans, beans, the magical fruit'?   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-13-05, 00:47 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Hawkeye 10 – Amazing Race Family Edition, Episode 3" Remeber: Posted before reading. 1. Char of the Schroeder family tells us in confessional that her stepkids are her friends. In the airport, she tells her stepson, Hunter to “shut his pie hole” and Hunter refers to her as a “bitch”. What does the word “friend” mean in Char’s little world? Somebody who can be used to make Mama a real DAW. 2. What was wrong with Marion Paolo that she couldn’t just get up off her butt and get the map her own self? Those extra slabs of double-garlic triple-butter bread she shovels down her gob every night. 3. The Weavers began singing a modified version of “The Song That Never Ends” in the bus. Though this appeared to be further evidence of their collective breakdown, it was in fact a clever strategy. (Like how they sneakily checked the flights.) What were they actually doing? It seems as if somebody bunged up the portapotty in the back of the bus... 4. Speaking of the Weavers, back at the Waffle House, the godly Widow Weaver told her daughter to lie. What other Commandments will this family now be willing to break? The little known 11th: THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S ROADBLOCK 5. Speaking of the Waffle House, why couldn’t TAR’s producers spring for a classier restaurant, like Denny’s? It was the daily special -- grits phil -- a slab of greasy grits shaped like a pair of man-oobies over a thin slice of spam. 6. One more question about the poor frazzled Weavers: it is the Paolos who tell us that they’ve “snapped…gone nuts”. Who else might have given us this information to max out the level of irony in this moment? I wonder what Bolo is doing these days? 7. Once again the Gaghan family is saved by one of the kids. This time, it’s little Carissa who sees the sign at the Space place. If this were a regular Race with only Mom and Dad, at what point in the Race would they have been eliminated by now? During the final leg ... of TAR6. 8. Another Linz brother has farted in an enclosed space. Which (if any)of the Linz siblings will be the only one not to pass gas on national television? Oh good grief. It was the same brother. I keep getting everyone mixed up. I thought it was 'Nick' in the buggy. Well, just let it stand. Please -- please-- a little decorum -- afterall, we're better mannered in this thresd. You should have said "Nick cut the cheese" or "Nick contributed to the ozone layer." 9. The Godlewski sister who read the Roadblock clue declared that they were to “pull more than 3 G.I.s”. What exactly did the team members who agreed to do the Roadblock think they were going to be doing? (PG-13, people) Sorry -- PG13 just won't stand the pressure. 10. At the mat, Marion Paolo tells Phil not to hug Tony because "he's full of shrimp". Name someone else Phil shouldn't let hug him and explain why. Little Carissa Gaghan, 'cause she'd swipe his wallet. Bonus: Identify the piece of music playing in the background while the Linz brothers rode in the centrifuge. A rap version of "Beans Beans the musical fruit... "   Top

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