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TODDLJ 421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 10-24-02, 08:30 PM (EST) "TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" TARGAY Journal, Week Four By Larry Johnson By popular request, this is my SHORT weekly column on The Amazing Race, reminiscent of my critically-lauded series entitled Gay Survivor Journal. It will be posted here every Thursday, and is a Basherboard exclusive! FASHION CITATION As Aaron said to Arienne: “Ian defines Ugly American. That guy is a pig!” I couldn’t have said it better myself! This weeks Citation goes to ‘Ugly American Pig’ Ian and Teri, who displayed themselves too prominently in lemon yellow pullovers. Very few people can wear this shade well, and Teri and Ian are without doubt not among those people. I would also like to add extra deductions for Ian’s big floppy back-flapped safari hat. This sort of hat would really only be acceptable on Jeff Corwin (and only if he was shirtless and holding a snake.) LOOK OF THE WEEK John Vito and Jill ‘sported’ matching long sleeved jersey shirts (hers was fuchsia and pink, his was navy and sky blue) accentuating their physiques, without being showy or ostentatious. CULTURAL AWARENESS MOMENT OF THE WEEK As Ian was greeted at the Torre de Belem by a (handsome!) traditionally-attired Portuguese sailor, he replied: “God Bless America!” RUNNER UP DIVAS OF THE WEEK Derek and Drew displayed their masculine sides this week, easily rowing the boat during the detour, and then hauling the barrel of wine to the restaurant without breaking a sweat. UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY QUOTE OF THE WEEK Derek’s comment to Drew: ‘You manhandled that thing!’ (Can these guys GET any more homo-erotic?) QUOTE OF THE WEEK This week’s most embarrassing quote comes from Ian, as he realized he and his servant/wife had caught up to the other teams: “Now we’re no longer bringing up the rear end. We’re in the pack. Maybe we can let someone else smell some rear end for a while.” Talk about carrying the metaphor one step too far! As Arienne said to Aaron (as they realized Ian and Teri were neck and neck with them) “Eeew!” DIVA OF THE WEEK On their way out the door, Heather and Eve displayed true Diva behavior. ##### the rules! Walking is sooo pedestrian! Call us a cab!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR Schnookie Palookie 10-24-02 1  Wonderful SaphireLady 10-24-02 2  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR AUJoey 10-24-02 3    RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR TODDLJ 10-25-02 6  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR GTmike 10-24-02 4  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR moonbaby 10-24-02 5  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR Red Lady 10-25-02 7    RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR Esbea 10-25-02 8  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR lionsroar 10-25-02 9  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR OceanSkater 10-26-02 10  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR L82LIFE 10-28-02 11  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR AMAI 10-29-02 12  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR katem 10-29-02 13  RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR Efjendar 10-30-02 14    RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR TODDLJ 10-30-02 15

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-24-02, 09:36 PM (EST) 1. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" CULTURAL AWARENESS MOMENT OF THE WEEK As Ian was greeted at the Torre de Belem by a (handsome!) traditionally-attired Portuguese sailor, he replied: “God Bless America!” I'm glad someone else caught this one. QUOTE OF THE WEEK This week’s most embarrassing quote comes from Ian, as he realized he and his servant/wife had caught up to the other teams: “Now we’re no longer bringing up the rear end. We’re in the pack. Maybe we can let someone else smell some rear end for a while.” Talk about carrying the metaphor one step too far! As Arienne said to Aaron (as they realized Ian and Teri were neck and neck with them) “Eeew!” LMAO Thanks for your hilarious journals   Top

SaphireLady 2491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 10-24-02, 09:47 PM (EST) 2. "Wonderful" Once again, perfection!!!!!!!!!!!   Top

AUJoey 39 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 10-24-02, 10:14 PM (EST) 3. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" >UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY QUOTE OF THE WEEK > >Derek’s comment to Drew: ‘You manhandled >that thing!’ (Can these guys >GET any more homo-erotic?) > Thank you!!! I was beginning to think I was the only one who noticed this! I posted nearly the same thought in another thread. Great job, Larry. Glad to see someone else notice the cutie pie portuguese sailor and JV's attractive attire. I love your comments...if you ever need someone to fill in, let me know!   Top

TODDLJ 421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 10-25-02, 01:30 AM (EST) 6. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" Thanks AUJoey. I saw your other post, wow, we must have some mind-link. (Great minds think alike.) First the pole, now the manhandling, I really think some gay editor at CBS is leaving these double-entendres in on purpose. Let's keep looking for them! (I'll be sure to contact you if I need a fill-in... you and I seem to agree on things.)   Top

GTmike 1255 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-24-02, 10:54 PM (EST) 4. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" >DIVA OF THE WEEK On their way out the door, Heather and Eve displayed true Diva behavior. ##### the rules! Walking is sooo pedestrian! Call us a cab! Don't forget, they also said #### the car after wrecking it!! Another great job. I'm sorry that it has to be so short, but I am grateful that it is here every week!!!! Thank you!!! You always keep me laughing.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-24-02, 11:25 PM (EST) 5. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" Was there something after "Jeff Corwin shirtless holding a snake?" *fans self* Love it Larry! You are the best!   Top

Red Lady 2010 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 10-25-02, 04:50 AM (EST) 7. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" "As Ian was greeted at the Torre de Belem by a (handsome!) traditionally-attired Portuguese sailor..." OMH Larry! That is just what I thought...*swoon* so handsome! Did you check out his luscious lashes?   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-25-02, 08:50 AM (EST) 8. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" I thought he had caterpillars crawling across his face..but when I slow-mo-ed the tape..it was just his eyebrows.... FABULOUS JOURNAL LARRY!!!!! "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, youre still a rat"   Top

lionsroar 157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 10-25-02, 01:25 PM (EST) 9. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" We are so lucky to have Larry hang around our message boards and allow us an exclusive article! Smell our rear end for awhile SurvivorSucks!!   Top

OceanSkater 315 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 10-26-02, 06:48 PM (EST) 10. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" LMAO! You slay me! "I'm your biggest fan"   Top

L82LIFE 5333 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-28-02, 06:18 PM (EST) 11. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" Larry, I can't imagine how we got through the last two seasons without you. Thank goodness we have you here now. LMAO-again!   Top

AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 10-29-02, 08:34 AM (EST) 12. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" Thanks for your Journal, Todd. I've been following along every week. Apologies for being so tardy with "thankyous!" It's a great angle you've taken here. Now, do you guys have any doubt why I call them The Terriers? We’re in the pack. Maybe we can let someone else smell some rear end for a while.” Cheers. Keep up the good work!   Top

katem 3315 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-29-02, 09:53 PM (EST) 13. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" Great journal Larry. Loved the quote from the Twinbots and the Diva's of the week (c) 2002 IceCat Originals, Inc. All rights reserved.   Top

Efjendar 284 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 10-30-02, 03:41 AM (EST) 14. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" I've been reading the Targay faithfully, Larry, but one thing is bugging me. How can you let Aaron get away with wearing culottes and not dissing him? Its bad enough that women are wearing them but when did men start wearing them out in public? Good lord, I thought Aaron at least had fashion sense if not any other sense.   Top

TODDLJ 421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 10-30-02, 08:33 PM (EST) 15. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK FOUR" Efjendar: Welcome to my entourage! I'll keep my eyes open for the man-capris, they are certainly a faux-pas in my book! Thanks to my regular 'peeps:' katem, AMAI, L82LIFE, OceanSkater (my biggest fan), Lionsroar, Esbea (who, no doubt, has waxed eyebrows), Red Lady, moonbaby, GTMike, AUJoey (my protege), SaphireLady, and Schnookie Palookie.   Top

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