Oh, definitely marking my calendar for THIS one, ladies!! Let's see, first off, I'll wake up, right off the bat, be upset that the entire day is NOT ABOUT ME! (You know, 'those silent tears' will be flowing all day!). I'll buy my own damn outfit and get my own damn hair done, SO THERE! Stick it in your ears, Ilanya!

And, after I've had my hair dyed fusia-red, I'll put on my very best $400 see-through, make-sure-the-scar-is-showing-blouse. No Walmart for me! How dare you even insinuate?? After all, in a few months, I'll be debt free!!

After hair, and make-up, and tacky clothing, make-over, I'll join you at Trader Joe's for the $2 Merlot (please don't tell ANYONE that's what I drink! I would just die if anyone found out that ith's not the best of wines from France, or Georgia, for that matter!).

Then, after I clean the kitchen and pass out sammiches, we can all sit around and look at me, talk about me-only good things, of course, praise me, worship me, and give me scholarships, free airline tickets, because I WILL be doing a lot of traveling. And when the wine kicks in, you can start stroking me because I have no womb, fake boobs, and used to be $40K in debt. (Oh, almost forgot-that is being erased! HA!).

Won't Ilanya be SO surprised and proud when she finds out that Dr. Stan and I have been having a heated affair, and he has asked me to come BACK to the SOH to be a LC FOREVER???? Oh, I just can't wait to see the look on her face!!! Chow, ladies!