LAST EDITED ON 03-11-10 AT 11:06 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 03-10-10 AT 03:22 PM (EST)
*preens My alter ego was mentioned in a Blue Moon clue. Just for that a round of Blue Moon on me!
First clue
” Louie could be hiding just about anywhere,
He can defy all laws including gravity.
But be reassured that he will not be found,
Inside anyone’s body cavity.
(However much he pleads for it).”
Second clue:
Louie’s ’s not in a jar, nor hid in a hat,
Nor in pouches of wood, nor a’hang with a bat,
He has Jbug fooled, and MarthaJewel as well,
So you should deduce, he’s not in a shell.
Tricky Trixi tries strongly to tempt you so wrongly,
Tho she is witty and comely and amusingly songly
But Tummy’s plan of elimination is sound,
Where her logic may lead little Louie may be found.
With Booze in the Blender, - will end up in a body cavity
Under the Karoke machine
Working the Teleprompter
Behind the Stage Lights
On the Groin level Dias Shelf
On top of one of the Volleyball poles
Sniffing he Unclaimed Lingerie drawer
Wonking out in the Wooden Kangaroo pouch
Wasting away in the Wooden Opossum Pouch
Sucking a kangaroo Teat in a Real Kangaroo Pouch- again the body cavaty
Fighting 30 Opossum kids for a Teat in a Real Opossum Pouch- and again
Under the Coach couch cushions with the Loser Lodge TV remote.
Chilling out in the Beer cooler
Disguised as Beer keg tap handle
Under the deck peeking up at Loser Lodge lads and Ladies (yes, Louie may be “Bi”)
In the proverbial Closet
In the literal closet
In the Lost and Found Drawer
Jazzing in the Jacuzzi (which is really kinda gross)
Hanging out in the Bat cave
Whining away in the Wine cellar - this one is iffy as there could be a bat down there
Was put on exhibit at the CC of PIS of the BCp Land Crab Museum ($10 for adult tickets, $50 for each kid or tell them King Crabbe sent you)
Keeping to himself in a Hermit Crab Shells
Sat down for a second and got trapped in a Giant clam shell
Working the camera in Hut Cam.
Latrine Poop pit. Nuff said!
Down a Trapdoor Spider hole
Disguised in a Lobster costume
In an Empty Coconut husk
Hearts afire on a Tiki torch
Under the weather, Under the bar
Hidden in the stack of Agman’s porn mags
Bored in the Old civil war cannon
On Top of Flag Pole
On Top of Old Smokey
In Abe’s Stove pipe hat
In Heath’s Joker Makeup Jar.
Behind Robin’s mask
Behind the Ronny Reagan Mask
In Robin’s Bat-Underwear - again iffy as the Grouper didn't say it wasn't animated bats Louie wasn't hanging out with
Behind Batman’s Pec Plate
Practicing foot fetishism in the Unclaimed Spike heels drawer
In The Cougar Lair Whip Drawer.
In the Bungalow boy’s Speedo Drawer.
And dammit - I thought you gave us two freebies but jbug and mjewel both guessed one that you told us to eliminate! You devious, evil fish you!
Now, may I have a glass of that Amontillado because like you said that detectivating is thirsty business!
Again - So until futher notice "behind Ronny Reagan's mask
avenged by Blindside
*kisses Blindside for finding The Bunnies!