Hi. My name is Augie, and I watch Passions.

There. I said it. It's out in the open. I watch the worst soap out there. *sigh* It's not really my fault. Nope. Not my fault at all. You see I got laid off from stupid WorldCom in 2002. I couldn't find a job and had a lot of time to do nothing. So, one day I "accidently" watched Passions. Yes, I said "accidently". The TV was tuned to Passions and I looked. And I looked again the next day. And the next day. And the next. Hey! I was unemployed people! Sue me, okay?

Anywho, even though it became apparent soon enough that Passions is indeed a terrible soap with sad, neverending lame-o storylines, I continued to watch. Luckily, I found a job and now only watch on the odd day off. And when I do watch it is only to confirm that the men of Harmony are still the stupidest men in daytime, and that Tabitha (Juliet Mills) is still a riot, and that Julian is still yummy. They are, she is, and he is.

However, I do have to say that DOOL is trying very hard to overtake Passions as worst soap. Very hard indeed.

I feel so, so, pathetic.