Are you sarcastic? Hard to please? Feel that hamsters should be an extinct series? Want to take out a few of them yourself? Then you can be a BB8: Summer Of Stupid summary writer! There's no previous experience required: all you have to bring is your raw hatred, a spellchecker, and a strong desire for revenge. Sign up today!
And now, the specifics.
BB summaries generally go two ways: by the episode (if there's a lot of signups) and by the week (if there aren't), compressing three airings into one rant of fury. (The main hazard with working by the episode is that summaries have to appear quickly -- ideally, before the next airtime shows up.) The premiere has to get special treatment either way, as the person with that summary is essentially responsible for introducing the cast, even if the editing doesn't bother to. Especially if the editing doesn't bother to.
If you're interested, sign up here. Until CBS provides further notice, we're looking at a July 5th (Thursday) premiere (which should be handled as a stand-alone), followed by a Saturday (HOH/nominations)/Tuesday (veto)/Thursday (ouster) cycle. If there's any dates you can't do, please let us know in advance.
Why delay? Hate a hamster today!
Wait a minute. Who's 'us'?