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06-29-01, 05:16 AM (EST)
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"SSC(CW) Fighting Angels"
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I spend my days fighting with angels. The battle never ends. It seems like everytime I have one pinned, ten thousand more come to help him. Why do I hate them? I've got my reasons. I don't like to be watched and I don't need protection from some freak in a halo and wings. The halo and wings kinda contradict each other. One a ring of gold, representing constriction, such as a wedding band. The other, means to set one free. Stupid creatures, they are.

I don't want a guardian angel, but I know he's there. Standing on my shoulder, watching my every move. I can only hope to get him fired. I often run and hide from him in the closet and before he gets there, I cut myself on the forehead. I run out screaming, "Where are you angel?! You were supposed to protect me!" Yeah, you've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me and I hope that God can hear me. Sometimes I think God's not listening anymore, though. Perhaps he's busy, I don't know. Maybe God is dating? I heard that Mother Teresa passed away and she seems like she would be the type he'd bring home to mom.

Cherubs give me nightmares as well. With their rosy cheeks and fat bellies (Isn't gluttony a sin?) How do these people get picked? Go ahead, sit on your cloud and judge me. My face looks so unclean. And that makes you smile doesn't it? I know it does.

Every time I hear a bell ring, I shudder. I know, it's probably a myth, but it scares me still.



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 RE: SSC(CW) Fighting Angels VampKira 06-29-01 1
 RE: SSC(CW) Fighting Angels ItzLisa 06-29-01 2
 RE: SSC(CW) Fighting Angels SherpaDave 06-29-01 3
 RE: SSC(CW) Fighting Angels Survivorchick 06-29-01 4

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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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06-29-01, 05:35 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: SSC(CW) Fighting Angels"
>>Go ahead, sit on your cloud and judge me. My face looks so unclean. And that makes you smile doesn't it? I know it does.<<

I don't have a problem with it. <said the evil very unangelic vampire bat> *wink*


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06-29-01, 06:32 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: SSC(CW) Fighting Angels"
I love picturing this one in my mind - great, Supe!

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3. "RE: SSC(CW) Fighting Angels"
Loved it, of course. Had to read it twice, though, and I'll tell ya why... When I first opened the thread, I saw the title and immediately had a visual of Cheryl Ladd.... mmmmm.... Kris Monroe.... and the other angels. So I kept picturing Sabrina and the gang trying to break down the closet door and other similar visuals.

Anyway, it made me laugh. Both with Charlie's girls as your protectors and with the more standard harp-playing types.


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06-29-01, 01:37 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: SSC(CW) Fighting Angels"
Interesting story Supe. But I love angels.

>Maybe God is dating? I heard that Mother Teresa passed away and >she seems like she would be the type he'd bring home to mom.

LMAO at this! So true

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