LAST EDITED ON 12-16-09 AT 07:10 PM (EST)Dis week we gets inta Embezzlement tips.
1. When sticking anudda moke wit paying for da meal, open up a tab in their name, and sneak out when the waiter ain't lookin. If he spots you, just shoot him in the knee.
2. Or, more simpler, just pick up a citizen by the heels and shake out a credit card. If you want to get fancy smancy, you can pick their pocket. But Hey, just to show what a generous guy I am, I’ll lend you Tribe's Visa.
Basic Principle: Never use your own money.
You weekly Crime tips from:
Your favorite Grifter, Left Ear Sal.