Hello folks, my name is Joan Journalist and I am here to interview Ron from Th Amazing Race. Ron, thank you for coming!Ron: Thanks Joan, it is good to be here.
Joan: I understand that you were a prisoner of war, is that the hardest thing in your life that you have had to endure?
Ron: Well Joan, I became a POW just to get out of my commitment to the Army, it wasn't bad at all. What was worse was having to endure my relationship with my ex-girlfriend the beauty queen Kelly. I had seen other couples fight on the Amazing Race, so I joined the Amazing Race with her in order to get out of any future commitments, it worked like a charm.
Joan: You don't say. What else can you tell us?
Ron: Kelly had been hinting about settling down and having babies. We were watching an episode of the Amazing Race from last season when Victoria said that Jonathan would make a great daddy. My first thought was "Wow, that is Fvcked up". My second thought was, "This is the way I can get rid of Kelly, join the race and have her bitchy side come out in public", then nobody could fault me for dumping the beauty queen when we got home.
Joan: That was a brilliant strategy, and it appears to have worked.
Ron: It worked incredibly well, she won't even speak to me anymore. She had a major meltdown during one of the pitstops and she realized that she never wanted to speak to me again in my life. Gosh this is sweet!
Joan: And the guys at home, they don't think you are crazy for dumping her?
Ron: Heck no, they saw how her face gets all zitty under those conditions. They saw how ugly she is beneath the surface, they all applauded when I told them I was free. The old saying that beauty is only skin deep must have been invented by someone that knew Kelly.
Joan: Well that is all the time we have here today, Ron, thanks again for sharing this with us.
Ron: No problem Joan, thank you.
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) I actually felt sorry for Kelly. I could already foresee all the messages posted about it. But then I got back to my senses and remembered all the awful things she's said and realized that she's so shallow that she's probably more mortified about not having skin cover-up than about the comments she's made.
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