I'd like Moley to be my date. Will you have me? Moley? <<hitching up skirt, subtly>>As far as the mystery goes, all I can say is that Kingfish is definitely involved. All that story telling, on and on, yada yada yada - they have GOT to be coded messages. I've suspected this for quite some time but never had the guts to come right out and accuse him. Who would be be able to decode the clues? Obviously Dakota. This "date" thing is a ruse for a mysterious rendezvous. Suzzee must be in on it as well since she organized the whole shebang. Very sneaky how it looks all innocent and everything. Fortunately, I used to be a big fan of Murder She Wrote and I recognized it all from the plot of one of Jessica Fletcher's most popular novels.
I have no idea how to find the secret code in Kingfish's stories, but I'm going to start by listening to "99 Luft Balloons" backwards while consuming copious amounts of rum.
You all are lucky to have me here in the lodge, I'm telling you.
Walk of Shame = Dave, Monica (in that order)
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