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"Loser Lodge Week 1..."
Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-10-09, 11:32 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: The Game-The Po..." |
> >Dakota will be my Date, if >she accepts this proposal: > >Dakota, will you go to the >Mystery Game Entry with me? > > >I picked Dakota because I am >in awe of perfect a >crime when I see one, >and of the perpetrators of >those crimes. > >You see, I have a theory. >I believe Dakota bonked the >French Maid in the head, >took the cute little frilly >outfit, dragged the body out >to the alley where her >henchmen picked it up, and >became our New French Maid. >And since I have a >yen for murderous New French >Maids, preferably those who like >to perform in a parlor >with a riding crop, I'm >going to go with that >theory. One should be optimistic, >don't you think? > >It was her batting eyelashes and >French accent... > > “Oh Monsieur Keeng of ze >Feech, what can I do >for you now, s’il vous >plaît? More champagne? More pate >de ze Goose? You like >ze Goose? Oui, Moi too." > > >...and forgetfulness in regard to underwear >that caused her to be >overlooked (as a perpetrator of >heinous crimes) up to now. >Of course, it is satisfying >enough just to have figured >out the mystery, we don't >really need to do more >than a fanny spank, do >we, Dr. Watson? No that >should be sufficient. > That's hot. And Yes. Agman Dressed Me
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