Kismet's Eye In The Sky *Special Blowsvivor Edition* News Guide July 3, 2001

Superman AWOL from Rehab Center Reports indicate that Superman has left the rehab center he was enrolled in. He entered the center shortly after his eviction from Blowsvivor for an undisclosed addiction problem. According to an Eye witness, he left the facility shortly after midnight accompanied by a blond woman, dress completely in black, and possesing bleeding eyes. They appeared to be headed toward Monkeyboy Island. Any reports or sighting of him should be forwarded on to his family.

Blowsvivor Writer Missing Foul Play Suspected Reports are surfacing on the disappearance of idiotcowboy who is best known as the author of the last Blowsvivor episode. Friends and relative indicate that he has not been seen in weeks. Det. Bryant of the LA Police has inditcated that there is an investigation in place, but can not comment further at this time.

Brando/Clooney To Sue Blowsvivor Managment Marlon Brando and George Clooney who recently appeared on an episode of the smash summer success Blowsvivor, are suing the management team for breach of contract. According to sources close to the actors, the suit involves the money agreed upon for there 5 minute appearances. Mr Bando is quoted as saying, "Last time I played Supeman's Father I got 5 million for less than a days work, I expect at least the same now". Mr Clooney has indicated that all he wants is the going rate (ie whatever Brando can squeeze out of them).

The Offical Blowsvivor Episode 7 Summary Read all about it. http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/DCForumID18/104.shtml

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