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"Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1"
Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-05-06, 11:21 PM (EST)
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"Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 10:30 AM (EST)I can't believe how well this show is going! The girls are as sexy as ever, the challenges are incredible, and we've gotten more positive feedback from the fans . . . . . . whaddya mean, this isn't The Gauntlet? This is Starting Over? That show's still ON?! *trips over Emmy* I gotta stop leaving that thing on the floor. Have at it! This gameplay thread is now open (I was up late Sunday night); talk amongst yourselves as your characters about current SO events, snipe at each other (in character), whatever! Remember to use your sigs, or at least sign off as your characters.If you want to join in as a RECURRING character, please sign up in the signup thread before posting. At this time, the following characters are claimed: LCs: Iyanla, Rhonda, Dr. Stan Season 3 HGs: Allison, Christie, Christina, Jodi, Kim, Lisa, nuLisa, TJ, Jill, Buffy Previous season HGs: Bethany, Towanda, Maureen, Sommer If you haven't signed up but want to play, you can be a non-recurring character (Della Reese, Mr. Internet (now taken), Andy P. -- more an aide than a former HG) or an inanimate object (cupcakes, alcohol, shrubbery), or . . . let your imagination go wild! (Taken: the confessional chair, the SO car, the garden Buddha, the bottle of Vicodin in the cabinet, the Universe, and the kitchen) To clarify: you can post as ad hoc, one-time characters WITHOUT signing up. If you intend to reuse your character, please do sign up...thanks! And HAVE FUN! Non-players: THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION THREAD. Discussion-type posts may be removed.
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Ijustsharted |
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quiller |
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beckettrep |
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Sahara |
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Kattrikk |
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Sahara |
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Oh, Iyanla, help! |
Sahara |
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Oh, Iyanla, about the singing... |
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Ijustsharted |
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I've been wanting... |
Sahara |
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quiller |
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Well, Sommer dear, |
Sahara |
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Beans?! |
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OOC: We'd love to have you in the g... |
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Hey Universe... |
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Phobias |
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watch out 4 jodie |
turquiosedove |
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lovemydogdude |
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Ijustsharted |
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pmfmpls |
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Again??! |
Sahara |
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pinksparkleguitar |
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Exsqueeze me . . . |
Cygnus X1 |
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humble-ist apologies |
pinksparkleguitar |
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susan765 |
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lovemydogdude |
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OOC: We've already got a Kitchen |
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Ijustsharted |
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EMTBGRL |
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Kim? Wherefore art thou, Kim? |
Sahara |
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Oh, Mr. Murray! |
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Cygnus X1 |
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A shimmering light |
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Sahara |
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EMTBGRL |
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shelley_sargent |
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Ijustsharted |
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lovemydogdude |
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susan765 |
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Cygnus X1 |
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26mitogo |
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pmfmpls |
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trikelady |
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I am SO smart... |
Sahara |
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susan765 |
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Phone call |
Sahara |
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pmfmpls |
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Who is it this time? |
Sahara |
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pmfmpls |
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EnfanTerrible |
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EMTBGRL |
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beckettrep |
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Stand by... |
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 00:44 AM (EST)
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Lisa? LISA??? LISAAAA???? Are you asleep AGAIN???I am so proud of Lisa and the way she is giving up her crutches. And thank you so much, O Great BM, for giving me a portion of the money (under the table, of course) that her daddy is paying us to babysit little Lisa. I'd better store up all I can in case we are *gasp* canceled! It's about time now to tease the viewers again into thinking that I am newly noticing her latest acts of deceitfulness and that I may actually do something as earth-shaking as kicking poor Lisa out. I LOVE this drama--more camera time for me is ALWAYS a good thing. *shifting to show camera lithe, marathon-trained body* *looking in mirror, putting on mean face* LISAAA!!! LISSSSAAAAAA!!!!!! *stomp* *stomp* *stomp* You had BETTER be afraid! Oh...be fearless, ladies! But be FEARFUL of me.
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-06-06, 01:12 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-06 AT 03:13 PM (EST)Oh! Youre early.... instead of me kissing this crutch why dont you kiss my azz...LOL Sneaks off to use the computer>>>>>>>>>>>
Rhonda am I allowed to call you? I wasnt ready to give up Mr. Internet but you made me. (looks in the camera >>>hehehe I'm not really sorry I just want to know if I'm in trouble)
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beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 07:34 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
AS TJ Lisa, you are SUCH a twit - get real and get going.....just be sure to put something on before you get out of bed because no one wants to look at your bony A$$.........now if you had a body like mine that would be different
AS TJ....and won't you all be surprised when my sig pic arrives!
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61. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 12:20 PM (EST)(edited to add sig pic - oops) c'mon Lisa, get out of there, already! It is time for me to come back. The camera guy I had last year left me, so it's time for me to find a new one. Plus, I didn't get to be a star yet, so I need another chance. Oh yah, also, I need some help with ........ well, I know I must need some help with something. Even though I am all that and more. Besides, Christie and I have some connecting to do. So, just get kicked out and get it over with. It really isn't THAT painful. Cause, see, here I am again. >Sommer: >
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-09-06, 00:00 AM (EST)
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128. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
No Dr. Stan for you, Missy! I know exactly what you will do--throw a little fake hissy fit about putting on a swimsuit and lock yourself in the bathroom like a baby to get attention, and then the minute my back is turned, you'll be out shopping for a suit and hopping in the hot tub with Dr. Stan. No, no, no, it is time for you to get REAL and pay for your sins.We have someone "special" lined up to be your lifecoach. Since the sight of you makes me sick, and Iyanla wanted to kick you out before you ever came in the house, and Dr. Stan is off-limits, there is only one other solution. Since she is still around, loves to dispense advice, and tells it like it is, TJ will be your lifecoach if you come back in the house. We need to give the poor girl something to keep her occupied rather than memorizing Allison's funny faces and messing up the guest house kitchen and refusing to clean it up so she can watch Allison pull all of her hair out. Whether you come back or not is, of course, ultimately up to the Great BM. Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
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Kattrikk 565 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-06-06, 01:58 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 02-06-06 AT 02:03 AM (EST)Diary entry: Late Sunday night Dear Universe, I write to you today with the clear INTENTION of stating my goals for the week. I ask you, dear universe, for your guidance and your help in providing the good fortune that I have shouted for. I spent the majority of the day getting things ready for the week to come. We will be taping a lot of one on one sessions and exercises at the SOH this week. I am feeling so tired lately. It’s completely exhausting dealing with the ladies this season! They are so.. Well, out of touch. But, I will put on my most serious look and march in to the house, just like I always do- but I will have to work extra hard to look interested in any of them. I am going to be spending a lot of time with miss Jill this week. She is almost ready to graduate. The court appearance was just delicious. I am sure that episode was a real treat for the viewers. The singing at the end was my idea. I am so proud. I know I must work with Jill to get her conditions met right away. . At this point, the rest of the house is a holding her back and I fear she is regressing. The last thing I need is another Allison on my hands. What a fiasco THAT turned into. I still can‘t get that nut job to stop leaving me voice mails. Anyway, I hope the PI can find Jill’s father quickly so we can get her out of there. Oh, and we gotta find her a booboo but that won’t be hard. We have a full list of student actors who wouldn’t mind going on a “date” with her. Miss Lisa2 is just getting on my last nerve. This woman CHOSE to stay in a loveless marriage, LEACHED off her husband and has spent the last few decades punishing him for an affair. And she thinks she is the victim?? Well, THAT is about to change. I hope she has seen the significance of her exercise and what happens when others make choices for you. But, I doubt it. I can drag this woman through muddy, swampy crap and she still just doesn’t get it. Time will tell. Wow, I almost forgot- early tomorrow I have a meeting with Rhonda so we can some things about the show. I can’t stand being in the same room with Rhonda. She thinks she is better than me! Well, I have news for Rhonda. She will never be as spiritually enlightened as I am. She is such a cold little woman. So mean, so unloving. Please universe- help me to get through the coming week. Allow me to counsel my ladies with strength and integrity, even if I can’t stand these broads half the time!
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beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 10:04 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
As TJ,Hey, Christina - heard you graduated....hmmmm....I see you haven't dropped the con yet huh?? And the Andy make-over - ya, I even heard about that - nice granny outfit - and what was with that hair girl?? Didn't you look in a mirror and see that make-up on your eyes was wayyyyyyyyyyy overboard?? Maybe you thought you were meeting everyone at the POLE instead of the POOL huh?? AS TJ, who won't give up on the sig line just yet...........
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JavaT 189 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-07-06, 06:11 PM (EST)
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83. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Oh, dear, dear little Christina, I just popped in from INXS or LSD or whatever the name is of one of trendy little SoCal stores I shop in all the time, and I happened on your post. <deep breath, pouty mouth, head tilted to one side> You know, I knew you weren't wearing underwear. I didn't want to say anything about this because I was afraid it would prevent your graduation. What you need are some eye-catching thongs, and these will be the anchor pieces of your wardrobe! You'll find that with just the right type of "big-girl panties," you can be the business woman you've always dreamed of being. Like me.
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-06-06, 02:56 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-06 AT 02:57 PM (EST)But I'm already a prostitute! I looked it up on the internet in front of you and hurt your wittle feelings remember? Dont you have an ugly flower to go sell? By the way I gave your cameraman a boob shot this morning...
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 09:44 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Ummm, excuse me here, Iyanla dear? (See, I am VERY loving.) I do believe the last time I checked I came to the conclusion that...I am better than you. There is absolutely no need to dispute My Truth. You do know this show was my idea, don't you? And that I have special *cough* arrangements with Jonny Mr. Murray to assure that I am the center and star of the show? (As I said, I am VERY loving.) By the way, dear, something is going to have to be done. It is becoming increasingly difficult to share camera shots with you, as you are taking up more and more space. I will NOT allow you to intrude into My Space. Maybe these two words will mean something to you...Jenny Craig. Releasing a bit of extra baggage would do you no harm, honey! And there soon will not be room in The Universe for you. Well, I must go! I hear makeup calling me, and that always takes me several hours. *mumbling to self* I Love Me, I Love Me, I Love Me...who in the world could say that I am not loving? Be fearful of ME.
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-07-06, 01:29 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Iyanla, don't you know that I always look like I am having a fierce conversation? Bring it on, sistah. *ha* *ha* *ha* Oh, Liar Lisa does not have me snowed. It is all part of the ratings game...more drama between Lisa and I, more conflama business meetings between Jonny Mr. Murray and I. Yes, I have thinking about the appropriately ugly, fake, and dramatic approach to another Lisa fake vomit/cry episode. But tonight I have other fish to fry...excuse me, won't you please? Coming, BM....I'll be there as soon as production can get my jaw unclenched with this crowbar...
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-09-06, 01:55 AM (EST)
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135. "Oh, Iyanla, help!" |
I got so tied up with Jon-Boy contract negotiations lately that I don't feel we have adequately prepared for the BOR. I was thinking that it would be very effective if, as I try with my looks and voice to reduce Liar Lisa to a puddle of fake vomit who feels like trash, you would jump from the table with fire in your eyes, holding a shovel. Hand it to Lisa, the puddle of fake vomit, and say, "You have been spreading s### around here long enough. When are you going to stand in your power and start shoveling?"I have been carefully contemplating what to do with the little b#### scam artist. As unfair as it is, I absolutely cannot kick her out. I 1. need the babysitting money from Daddy 2. need the extra camera time I get from her fake drama and 3. cannot ever kick anyone out again, no matter how absolutely hopeless they are, because another failure for me is VERY bad publicity, and I so want to win the coveted "Life Coach of the Year" award. I am considering the following. I could tell her that although a person cannot receive a "C" grade twice in a row and stay in the house, there are no rules for the "D" grade, since I made that up anyway, so receiving two "D"'s has these consequences. I am still thinking the tree house is a good idea...she must build her own treehouse using whatever resources she has (Tupperware from hosting the party, leftover beads, pages of emails from Mr. Internet) in the back yard (sorry, Buddha) and live there. She may only take what belongings she can fit in the big Tupperware salad bowl. (Well, she won't need room for a nightie, will she?) With the laptop computer we are providing her (I'm sure she wouldn't dare contact Mr. Internet again, because she knows I will kick her out of the house), she must email me three times a day deceiving me about her progress. Meanwhile, since I have been trying to come up with viable career options for Lisa, she must practice being a hamster-sitter, since she can do that from a treehouse and we can't trust her with children or dogs. If she does not have 50 clients in three to six weeks 24 hours, by golly, she is through! And she must use her shovel to keep her tree house and the SO yard free of s###. I am sure that is a very useful occupational skill for her to learn, aren't you? I'm sure both all of her friends have hamsters, just like they are a Tupperware type of crew. What do you think, Iyanla? Any ideas? Maybe this time I will be creative and give her a D minus. Or how about an incomplete?
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-07-06, 02:06 AM (EST)
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51. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
*huff* *puff*I'm *pant* *pant* so sorry I am late, O Your BMness. *pant* I accidentally held the mean face in place too long today while practicing for the Board of Review coming up, and then production worked for two hours to get my jaw apart with a crowbar. Since I am so hard-headed, they finally had to call the Jaws of Life. Ah, the price of fame! Oh, it is nice and dark in here. Hey, I have my Emmy dress on...what? You thought I was already there? NO, you idiot, that is the Starting Over Emmy! Any idiot should be able to tell the difference between me and a STATUE, for heaven's sake! *lifts arm to whack him with Emmy* *stops in midair, staring at Emmy with a hypnotized look on face* Oh, I cannot ever hurt you, darling. I love you and you are really MINE. You have taught me what true love is all about. *pulls mirror from pocket and gazes intently in* I love me, I love me, I love me... Oh, JonBoy, be fearless! Be fearful of ME.
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AshLanie 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 08:11 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Scene: Any given morningI walk in (I am Dr. Stan) hamds extended for the houseguests to admire and caress. I exit having copleted my therapy for the Ladies.
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asilstar 48 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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02-06-06, 09:46 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Dear Diary: I just had my morning meeting with Rhonda(yuck)bla bla bla .You know I secretly think she needs to be in this hell hole.If I were her LC I would dress her up like she did me,except she would be my man.. my bit*h.I would chain her to that jail she put me in and her key to get out would be to dig herself out...like the dog she is...yea thats what I'd do.OH here comes Jodi she scares the sh*t out of me,all that talk about dirty wet whatever sex made me dry puke.. boy did that hurt.She just keeps stairing at me with that one eye and the other eye looking at the wall...whats up with that? Well I hope the rest of my day go's by fast all this work (Rhonda the you know what)she gives me makes me sooo tired.I have to deal with Kim today, wish me luck....I hope her head dos'nt spin around agin.. that freaked me out the last time.Poor thing is pukeing green.. I hope she is alright. I think we all need to see a Dr.I for one do ,since Christina left the house I used her bathroom and cought somthing on my a$$,I have no idea what it could be my mom said it could be truckers hitch...I wish I knew what that is.Talk to you later!!!!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-06-06, 12:11 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
and...you are posting as...?
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-06-06, 03:07 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 01:17 AM (EST)Dr. Stan Dr. Stan.....I need a man...giggles giggles. No really can you come to my tupperware party?
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AshLanie 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 05:25 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Dr. Stan here. You say you need a man and also expect me to come to a tupper ware party?
Well, til negotiations are cmpleted with the show I'll need to put all therapy and help on hold.
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-08-06, 04:01 PM (EST)
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111. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
>>>Smacks Sommer upside the head with crutch>>>>> Runs and hides>>>>>>>>>>
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beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 09:17 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
As TJ,Damn, this ADD crap and all - I can't even figure out how to get my sig line on here - NO WONDER I'm so unlovable Well, I'm trying to 'plug in' and 'get connected' but everytime I try to plug into these women I just wind up blowing a fuse... Hmmmm.....is it just me or.............. NAH, can't be me!! Posted as TJ, who can't, for the life of her, figure out the sig line stuff........ computer challenged.
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pmfmpls 149 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-06-06, 12:41 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
HELLO GIRLS!!It's me! Maureen! You know, you can move the house every season, but I'll find ya!! (cough-wheeze-gasp-light another cigarette) I've spent the last year, or so, trying to wipe the soot off the few things that remain after my condo burnt down. It's still a mystery how it started- I mean, I never smoke more than 3 or 4 cigarettes at a time, Cassie was living with us (the snotty little alcoholic foster child, not the dumb-as-a-bag of hammers bleach blonde alcoholic) and she smokes, but only out on the deck (hmmmm, that's where it started). My husband (the houseplant) was online as usual, but he's so old that nothing he does online gets hot enough to cause any real damage. So, I salvaged a few of my best ashtrays. I'm filthy, so I'll shower next week some time. I'm awful busy with comedy gigs, and I'm making time to get some exercise. I always ride my bike to the shows, even after I fell of that bike at the SO house. I have figured out how to smoke and ride at the same time. I just stick a cigarette in each nostril, and keep my hands on the handlebars!
I have some new comedy material. I now tell 15 jokes about jacuzzi jets and orgasms. Wanna hear one? Okay, three salesmen walk into a bar. One asks, "Where's the Jacuzzi?" The bartender says, "Over there." The guys get in, and find the When-Harry-Met-Sally jet. WWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? To find the When-Harry-Met-Sally jet!!! WWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Knock-Knock....Who's there?? Whoo. Whoo who? WWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Okay, I gotta bike over to the store and get some cigarettes. I'll stop by later. Mo (Maureen)
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EMTBGRL 2514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-06-06, 02:00 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Did I sign-up correctly? I'm not sure. Anyway, I asked if I could be the chair in the confessional?? We could call her "Bum Fessy, the Confessional Chair!"
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turquiosedove 100 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-06-06, 03:18 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-06 AT 10:26 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 02-06-06 AT 10:22 PM (EST) *Paradise Bead Store* *Big Sale* Ladies I have new charms that just arrived in stock. These are selling good. Please stop in and have a look. Some have sayings, "I choose booze" "Botox Babe" "Shtarting Over" "Daddy's Girl" "I'm not a Man!" "Help me Rhonda" "I'm a famous star" "BankruptBitch" "Hoochymamma" "Skankathon" "Perkynips" And some are just charms, Green elf shoes cupcakes mumu mammas pole shtrippers shark teeth etc.
I have many more to unwrap, please call with any ?? I am here to help. Hours 9-6 everyday
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-06-06, 03:39 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
HAHAHAHA! Do you have any that says: "Christina's Art Sucks" "I (heart) my ADD" "I graduated SO and all I got was this Andy makeover" "Someone stole my life raft" "Will Jessica ever blow her nose" "Womb for sale"
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-06-06, 04:18 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
"I was scared because that girl knows how to hold a grudge." That girl can hold anything with all of that Samsonite baggage under her eyes....
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azkate 240 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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02-06-06, 04:42 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Coomercial Break!(Camera shot of SOHouse pans out to a vulture sitting on a tree) Start commercial: Voiceover: Have you been injured in an accident? Then call "The Eagle!" We care and have clients who can prove it! (Camera shot to Lisa standing with crutches) Lisa:"WTF?? I don't have to make commercials! I have Mr. Internet - he is going to sweep me off my feet and then I can tell Rhonda to stick these f-ing crutches where the sun don't shine! Voiceover: Er, yes, well we defend our clients with all our legal expertise... (Camera shot to Jill with a shopping bag) Jill: "Hey, I paid for these shoes, really! I am not a shoplifter! Don't you call me a LIAR. For the love of Christmas it's Lisa, she's the liar....hello Flight 41 to Miami? Get me outta here! Voiceover: Clears throat. Well, call 1-800-The-Eagle for free advice. (Camera shot to XXXtina on the phone) XXXtina: Really? You're, like, free? Saaaay, wait a minute! Is this a hustle? I can tell, ya know. I used to be a shtripper but I am now a woman of honor. Actually I called because I need to get some MORE photos of me off the internet. Giggle, giggle, giggle! Voiceover: Gag! We are filing for bankruptcy now! Please don't call us anymore. PLEASE! (Camera shot to Allithon thoaring like an eagle) Alli: Wheee! This is your Steel Magnolia telling ya'll bankruptcy is like shouting to the Universe " I'm mad as hell and I am not going to pay for it anymore!!!!!" Plinky SOH music and a fade-in to Brown Recluse Spider in web, pan over to SOHouse........ Commercial Break Ends
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beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 07:27 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
AS TJ,Hi there Jill. I heard you were coming into the Starting Over House....What's your 'issue', fat cow disease?? Oops, please pardon my inappropriate remarks as I do suffer from ADD and I just can't seem to get connected.... Thanks to all the housemates who are trying to help with my sig line - tried to follow the directions and I can't get it right (for real LOL). All I can say is couldn't have picked a better TJ, if I must say so myself (and I must cuz no one wants to deal with me here in the House ) AS TJ, still trying..........
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 01:21 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 01:22 AM (EST)We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t!We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t!
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quiller 268 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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02-07-06, 12:31 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
hey beadman, what do you have for me? I drink coke with LOTS of rum in the Double Gulp size cup from 7-Eleven - shh I know I am supposed to drink diet, but I don't like the taste. Do you have one that says: I love junk food? or: I got kicked off Starting Over for nothing : I'll be baaaaaack : You can kick me when I'm down and I'll come back for more hmmmmm, none of those sound too good. See, I really do need to go back to the house. I have so many issues we didn't get to deal with.
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beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-08-06, 07:27 AM (EST)
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100. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Hey there Sommer, the best bead for you would be "Buy it on E-Bay" or maybe Support the Cause. Or have you finally sold everything you own on e-bay already?
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sharnina 3083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-06-06, 05:41 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
"Hello miss Lisa, how ya livin’ today? I hear you still can’t stop speakin’ your husbands name! How long does that poor man have to suffer?? How long before you realize that it is YOU, Lisa. This ain’t about him. It ain’t about him, Lisa! It’s all YOU. Stand up and take some responsibility for yourself!I have an assignment for you today that will help you to SHOW UP in your life. In addition to not speaking about your husband, I want you to DISAGREE with at least two people today. You have to have an opinion about something that is YOUR opinion. You have to verbalize the fact that you disagree and you have to clearly state your own opinion. I will be informing your housemates about this assignment and checking with them to see how you did. Remember Lisa, I can have you put the outfit back on at any time. So, I suggest you take this assignment very seriously. Be a great day!" Okay, so Dr. StanHands visits today and tells me that I have to contact my sisters and make up with them. I think I will tell him no so I can disagree with him and tell him that if my sisters had only lived up to my expectations we would be talking. Just like my husband, this is all their fault. AND.. I stated my opinion in the meeting where we were supposed to tell Kim what we think about her. All I said was that I think she is a horrible mother for leaving her son alone for weeks on end while she works out her "problems." I could never have done anything like that-how selfish can you be. And she gets all defensive. And she tells me that I say different things in private than what I say in the group. Well, of course I do! I do have to follow the group because if I don't agree with everybody someone might get mad at me or something like that.
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Kattrikk 565 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 03:50 PM (EST)
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73. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 03:53 PM (EST)nuLisa! While I do acknowledge and give you credit for the fact that you did call your sister, your comments prove to be cause for concern! You considered disagreeing with Dr. Stan so you could say that you disagreed with someone?! THAT, miss Lisa, is a CON! Have you been talking to Christina?? How does it feel to be a follower, Lisa? I want you to really think about it before you give me an answer. I want you to pull the answer up from deep within. Pull it up from the depths of your inards, Lisa! Because, when you figure out why you can't stand up for yourself, only then will you understand, and really get why you think everything is everybody elses fault. You wanna con me? I ain't gonna play around wit chyeww. Get honest, Lisa! *CONFESSIONAL* Lisa is stiillll looking for ways to blame others, which is really interesting considering she couldn't confront someone if her life depended on it. I suspect this has been a pattern in her life for a long, long time. *head tilt* She realllly likes to punish people in her life, but the only way she knows how is by ignoring them. *shift to show camera other side of face* Maybe, juuuusst maybe these people in her life don't feel punished at all. Be a great day, ladies!
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02-06-06, 06:55 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Hello!Just stopping in to say hello to everyone...except YOU Jill. Oh and you too Lisa1. Because you sleep with married men. And I have no respect for women like you because a woman like you ruined my parents' marriage. It's not my daddy's fault even though he's the one who had a wife and children. It was HER fault...and because you do the same thing, you are guilty too. YOU tramps broke up my parents marriage. Ugh, I hate you. Anyway, just a quick update on me. Andre and I are doing well. He's very supportive of me, just as long as I don't say anything to get on his nerves. And I absolutely can not speak of my family...you know, the Braxtons. He hates that. But that's because he loves me. I haven't been able to secure a record deal as of yet. Don't ask me why. It can't be because I can't sing. I don't know how but this is daddy's wife's fault too. Either way, I am going to make it on my own. I do not want to be associated with the Braxton family. That's why I hyphenated my last name...Braxton Carter. That's also why I went on national TV to distance myself from my sister. Yes she sings too but I really am in a league of my own. So please, don't anyone ask me any questions about my sister, 5 time Grammy winner Toni Braxton. I am not associated with her either. I refuse to use her name to get recognition. It may have worked for Ray J, Hailey Duff, Drew Lachey, Ashlee Simpson, and a host of other less talented siblings but so what! I REFUSE to go out like that. I'll make it on my own.
In the mean time, I'll just steal checks to pay the bills.
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beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-06-06, 09:00 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
TJ here - thinking she has finally got the sig thing figured out well actually her son figured it out - he doesn't have ADD
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turquiosedove 100 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-06-06, 10:39 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
*Paradise Bead Store*Hello again Lisa. How are the necklaces coming along? I hope you are making lots of money w/your designs! Yes about the charms you asked about. I'm selling alot of the "Don't Andy Page Me" charms
Come and let the beads speak to you-they are magical, they will heal all your problems. Iyanla is one of my best customers
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 01:31 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: Beans?!" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 01:31 AM (EST)It's Maureen not the beans.....
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 01:26 AM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
>Thanks for the signature!!!! > >Anybody got a light?? > > Well what do you know! It's Maureen from season 1!!! Is it true you dont bathe? Cause ya' know I heard that.
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asilstar 48 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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02-07-06, 08:07 AM (EST)
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52. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Lisa day2ear Diary,Oh boy did I almost get cought yesterday by Rhonda...PEEEEWW.! Thank goodness I can talk my way out of these things. I thought she was mad at first but I know she is just PMSing, she is always on the rag it seems.We are haveing a BOR thursday,I hope that crazy woman that looks like she went 10 rounds with mike tyson gets booted....She is always boohooing taking the camera off me(I noticed this when I go"grocery shoping".)I'm going to be a big STAR when I get out of here ...YEAAH.Oh I forgot to tell you,I have a new roomate..Jodi..I think she is lezbo, hee hee maybe she can do for me what Mr.internet can't?Gawd I hope so I'm so frigid..without feeling anything.It would be my first...I think? Oh well got to go get ready for my "pitty party"..I crack myself up,I mean what are we in the 1950s...tuperwear,I guss I have to call daddy and tell him to put in a secret order so Rhonda will be fooled agin(she is sooo dumb).I could do her job on my head if my back wasn't bent up so bad.UH OH here comes my blow fish roomate I must close you now, I will open you later o.k. I love me, LISA
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AshLanie 895 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-07-06, 08:27 AM (EST)
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53. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Scene: group session. The ladies are gathered in anticipation of meeting with me. Last minute ritual I soften my hands with mostuizing cream. Good morning Ladies...
The topic today is: (As I look aound at all the ladies smiling)......
PHOBIAS. Everyone has a phobia of one type of another..or one could ahve more than one phobia.
There are some people that live with gymnophobia (fear of nudity)-Glances over to Lisa knowing this is not one of her phobias. My phobia is Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of my mouth.
One can out grow a phobia: As a child most children sufffered from: clinophobia (fear of going to bed) because of bogyphobia (fear of the bogeyman), achluophobia (fear of darkness).
Now Ladies we will go around and each state your phobia past or present......
Lisa1 Lisa2 Jodi Jill Kim Christie
Waits to hear (see their post) from each one.
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susan765 166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-07-06, 09:33 AM (EST)
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56. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
trying to get the sig. on.
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Simplysuz2 68 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-07-06, 10:39 AM (EST)
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57. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Hello, this is Buffy (BuffEEEE, BUUUUffie, i love my name, BUFFFEEEEEEEE, BBBBBBuffy, the Buff girl)oh yeah, hi Lisa. You want ME to come to a tupperware party? ummmm, well, I uhhh, think I may have plans, when is it? oh too bad I have an um, uh art class, yeah thats it, i have an art class that night, and i think its way too important for me to miss my art class, XXXtina will be there and we're going out after the class. She says she's gonna teach me a few things about a pole or something. I truly wish i could be there, will TJ come to buy tupperware? She's my new best friend you know? I just loved being on TV with her but everyone laughed at my name for days after the show aired. If she was gonna be there i'd come just so i could slap her, but unfortunately i have important plans. So call me again when TJ is around, see ya!!
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turquiosedove 100 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-07-06, 11:11 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 11:35 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 11:27 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 11:25 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 02-07-06 AT 11:22 AM (EST)43e7f9b96bd530a5.jpg Iyanla you are the Goddess! You and I know the beads aren't magical *wink* Come in sometime and I will string you up a special mix to keep your aura calm in the presence of you know who..... edit for pix
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-08-06, 04:07 PM (EST)
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113. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Dont take TJ's advise she's NUTS!
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-08-06, 04:10 PM (EST)
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114. "RE: Phobias" |
>So far, Doc, it appears they're >afraid of talking to you > > > >Even Lisa. *boggle* I dont know how I missed you. Usually Jodi smells first and makes the announcment that a MAN is in the house. So do you have a computer? I would live to bug you for a couple of years....bats eyes
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Kattrikk 565 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 02:03 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
*taps StanTheMan on shoulder and whispers*I didn't want to say anything in front of the ladies, but do you want to hear what MY phobia is? *Cheshire cat grin* The name of my phobia has been newly added to the mental health index of phobias. It's called AlliScamaFuglya. It's where you live in fear that one day you will wake up and find the one person that you never EVER want to see again has pitched a tent in the front yard. I'm scared Stan. I'm scared everyday. *signature laugh* Huhyuck huhyuck huhyuck...
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-07-06, 04:21 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Hello, Iyanla, I am thinking you may have overlooked some critical information. You may not have noticed that last night, I stumbled across something we did not know. I am sorry, I know you are already very afraid, but it is time to face your WORST NIGHTMARE. When I discovered that TJ apparently missed the fact that she graduated, I followed a trail of cigarette butts and wine bottles in the back which led to the guest house. I peeked in the window to discover TJ and Allison both living there. No, no, please don't faint again, I've got you! (Camera on me, please, Bill, appearing helpful and concerned. Please tell Chuck to highlight this in the promo.)TJ apparently missed the fact that she graduated and thought she was kicked out of her room as punishment for something, and Allison just has to look at you every day to have strength to go on living, because she is convinced that if she leaves the SO house, she will die. Fortunately, it appeared that there was no blood shed in the guest house yet, but I only give it a few more hours... Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
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Kattrikk 565 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-07-06, 05:18 PM (EST)
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76. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
WHAT!?!?*speaks out loud in stunned denial* Rhonda did NOT just tell me that Allison is back.. Rhonda did NOT just tell me that Allison is back.. Rhonda did NOT just tell me that Allison is back.. *calls to Rhonda from the kitchen*
Rhoonnnnnnndaaaa, which cabinet do the ladies keep the wine in? I thought it was this one but it's empty..... Ohhh. Oh. Dear lawd, it IS true. What's a high priestess Life Coach to do? *falls to floor in slow motion collapse* I NEED SOME SUPPORT HERE PEOPLE! SOMEONE GET MY CONTRACT MANAGER ON THE PHONE! Rhonda, can we just try ignoring them? I mean, can we please just TRY? I know I'm grasping here, but maybe there's somethin' to just ignoring stuff you don't wanna deal wit. Be a great day, ladies!
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beckettrep 814 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-08-06, 07:46 AM (EST)
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101. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Rhonda, Rhonda, I know I graduated but you had me plug in and connect and now I'm so connected I can't unplug with these women. Anyway, I need to hang around because I know everyone is gonna make Kim their scapegoat #2 since I, scapegoat #1, has moved on. I can't take any responsibility for all the wine bottles, though, that's just GOT to be Alishun, and as her former accountability partner I WILL talk to her about it - just as soon as I'm done with my cigarette that is. And NO, I will NOT try to be a LC to any of the rest of these women - they're too far out there to 'get it' anyway so why bother.
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-09-06, 01:00 AM (EST)
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133. "Again??!" |
Haven't I rescued you once already? I would think you would be happy with your beautiful black cloak, and it can keep you warm at night in your cozy little box. I just love it when my clients live in boxes. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling to know they are facing their fears head-on.But, as you know, I will go anywhere and do anything for my clients when they are in trouble (as long as it is duly noted on camera). So please look your worst on Friday morning (I am all tied up tomorrow with that pesky BOR), and I, your loving, compassionate, and concerned coach, will be there (with camera crew in tow) to see how I can once again rescue you. *practices compassionate, concerned look in mirror* I love me, I love me, I love me... Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
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pinksparkleguitar 1222 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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02-07-06, 01:13 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Alright: the wise, all-knowing, and all-present Buddha (who has picked up some knew psycho-lingo from the show) will now speak wisdom into your lives.Lisa1: I am sorry to say but the things you have done are so whiny, so devious, so .....er....really just annoying, that you have lost not one, not two, not three, but four souls. Soul manufacturing plant says you get no more. I tried to negotiate, but sorry, pretty soon you will wither away and be re-incarnated into a piece of tupperware. It's perfect, cold, unfeeling, exists just as an empty space, waits for other people to fill it . . . Buddha is proud of his choice for you. Now, be gone! Kim: please stop talking. I need silence to reach a state of Nirvana, and since you came in, I have not had any. Buddha is very angry about this. SHUT. YOUR. HOLE. --ahem-- (readjusts and calms himself) every once in a while please? Jill: I bestow upon thou mad props for being able to not eat the cupcake. Everyone knows that suffering comes from selfish desire, and you have learned to say no. Buddha hopes you pass on this lesson to Andy Page, whose suffering is caused by her selfish desire to make everyone look worse off than she does. Iyanla: Crying out to the Universe is no way to solve the problems of your ladies. Neither, apparently, are your big-bussomed hugs. May Buddha offer some advice? Too bad. Buddha will not give you any advice. Maybe next time. Rhonda and Jon-Boy: please keep your "special get-togethers" out of my garden. Buddha does not wish to see anything of the sort. Buddha does not wish to resort to throwing up, it would be totally un-Buddha-like. Buddha thanks you in advance. Buddha is tired now, and wishes to go do some Yoga by the pool. Buddha also renews his request for XXXtina to back to the show, as she was a hottie, and the all-knowing Buddha knows she has not changed her ways . . . . and Buddha has not dated in a while . . . ahhhh well...Buddha can dream, can't he?
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lillysmommy2005 8 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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02-07-06, 08:47 PM (EST)
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92. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Oh ladies, I have been so busy trying to write this letter to my "Sperm Donor"......ooops I mean "father" that I have been too busy for the rest of you. But of course, since we are all "bitches" according to Lisatwit, why would I have any time to interact with anyone, especially if I can't help that spoiled 40 year old BRAT!! I know I am her accountability partner, but girl PUHLEEZ!! YOU SCREWED UP!! Emailing Mr. Internet Man again, AND getting caught by Rhonda doing it!! Hahaha, I think this is the biggest screwing you will ever have in your life!! BTW, when you ever leave the SO house, the rest of the girls and I will gather around the Buddha and sing Kumbaya!
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turquiosedove 100 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-07-06, 10:32 PM (EST)
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96. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Sommer from post 64 (I just found) Nothing wrong with drinking from a big gulp cup, we have something in common;) When you want to quit, Amethyst is good to ward of booze. Sounds like you need a boulder of it-- Just ask your former LC, she'll tell ya all bout it
Beads are the answer, m'dear Come in after we close thats when the fun starts but if you see Iyanla's purple Escalade out front don't bother just move along......
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-08-06, 11:19 AM (EST)
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104. "OOC: We've already got a Kitchen" |
although she hasn't posted as such yet. See the Signup thread.
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pmfmpls 149 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-08-06, 11:27 AM (EST)
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107. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Mo here again.............I'm STILL not back in the house. Come one!! I'm living in a box, how much room do you think I'll need? Heck, I'll sleep on the lawn chair out on the smoking patio! Speaking of my pathetic living situation, I've been trying to set up my Christmas tree. Remember when Rhonda thought that was such a great exercise, cuz it would put me in touch with my grief over my lost kids and traditions? Well, addiiction is in my blood. Now, I am compelled to put the #$@& thing up whenever the mood strikes me. Sadly, the f#@$&^% thing got a little charred in the fire, and all my family ornaments were destroyed. I find a few things to use in the alley (cans, old french fries, etc) and I made a star out of a cigarette pack. That d@#% Cassie moved in again. She got booted out of college for her nasty attitude, and showed up here with all her worldly goods: books, backpack, foster child ID card, and that ridiculous outfit from Andi. I mean, it wasn't so bad when she stayed in the condo with me and Larry (the houseplant husband), but there is so little room in the fridge box! Her stupid archeology text books take up so much space, but I can put all my old cigarette butts in her empty beer bottles. It's not much, but it's home!! Okay, enough from me. I gotta fire up a couple of smokes, hop on my bike, and wheel past the SO house. Rhonda has got to see me one of these times. Hey- does the house have a jacuzzi? I could use a little time in front of the jets!!!
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susan765 166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-08-06, 01:46 PM (EST)
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109. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Wed.:Jill and Jodi driving ti PI's office, Jodi: God I really needed to get out of the house. I feel we can really relate to each other and I just got to be honest I'm having a hard time getting used to being in a locked down house. I've got such a long list of friends, and you know what I mean by that, That I see every week. I just have got to get to a Walgreens for more batteries. Maybe you could help me work through my dependence on Batteries? In the name of the sistahood? Jill: I really hear what your saying. I'm feeling you deep inside. Iyana really turned me on to being atune to what the universe had to say. I just feel like this may be what she meant. Ya Know? She said step out of your comfort zone so that you can grow. A woman's gotta clutch her pearls every now and again or those cupcakes really start calling. Playing on the radio as they drive(Sir Mix A lot) I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
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shelley_sargent 73 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-08-06, 05:14 PM (EST)
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119. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LOL LOL LOL LOL
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26mitogo 493 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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02-08-06, 03:46 PM (EST)
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110. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-08-06 AT 03:50 PM (EST)oooopppppssss …. sorry all … totally forgot this started on Monday. Maybe I should have opted to be TJ … you know, the ADD and all! I’ll be happy if I can get this sig thing figured out also!!! Iyanla … I’m soooo sorry I missed group and our scheduled meeting. Had some serious business to attend to. You know, my big business that I own. My own business. The one I started myself ... all by myself. I’m so independent you know. Well, pretty important stuff going on that I HAD to attend to. Didn’t figure you’d mind. You and I … we’re the same really. Too busy and important. We know these other twits just wish they we as strong as we are. As for my housemates … they are great! I Looooooove them. I mean … reallllly love them. I am a little unnerved with Lisa prancing around naked all the time. She heard I was horney and I guess she wants me more than I want her. I need help with this skinny a**. I mean, I know I am skinny and spunky inside but this boney skelleton isn’t an kind of body I want to touch ……… or anything else. wink, wink Could you just get her out of here NOW and get me someone I can really booooond with. If I don't get me some lovin' I'm gonna have to go call Chris!!!! (Chris, Christina, Christi, .... I don't really care. I'll take what I can get) sig = JODI I'll see if I can get the real one to work ... nope ... wont work. Is it because I'm not only technically challenged but I am also a Mac geek?
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26mitogo 493 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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02-08-06, 05:21 PM (EST)
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120. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Christi ... sweetie .... the cuddling was sooo nice. You know, you really should appreciate that cute little body of yours! I know you aren't used to it yet but ... really, it is fab!Hey ... shhhh ... a little quiet gossip here. (You know, I heard they like gossip this year so I guess this will be OK.) I kind of hope they kick that bag of bones to the pile of sh!t she is always dancing about. You know, I was really horney the other night. I whispered it to her ..... you know ..... just to see what she is really all about. She's always talking like she is such a slut but .... I just don't trust the little slut. Didn't I hear she's never had an orgasm??????? Poor little beyotch! Guess she doesn't know what she's missing. Anyway ... she tried to act all shocked and surprised when I told her about .... you know. But really, she got all goofy and started acting all excited. It didn't take her long before she was stark naked ... dancing around singing "We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t!" And she just wouldn't STOP. Seriously. What a flake. She had no intention of putting out. She just kept jumping around with that bowl of hair on her q-tip head flopping up and down singing ... "We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t!" And let me tell you ... that bag of bones of hers is more hidious all uncovered than you can possibly imagine!!! I got over my "horney" REAL FAST. Saved those batteries!!! Thanks to the Skank ... I'll save those for when I have a better roomie. Hey, do they let you move around in here? Wanna move in if we can get rid of The Sh!t Dancer????? I'm a little nervous about this board of review. Will they ask us what we think about Lisa? Wanna make sure we all say the same thing? ( I did it, I did it ... I figured out the sig!!! I AM sombody!)
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-08-06, 04:16 PM (EST)
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116. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t!We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t! We are going to where I shovled sh!t!dancing>> dancing>> dancing>>
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shawnar 366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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02-08-06, 07:07 PM (EST)
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123. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
I'm not sure about what going to happen at the board of review as I said on an earlier post I have a phobia of religious ceromonies so I'm a little freaked out. I know one thing for sure lisa needs to take her own advice and quit trying to be an LC. Have you heard how she goes on and on rambling nonsense about how much she's learned and how we should all surrender to the process? I just keep sitting there thinking"Lady, if you know so much why in the world are you still here and still stalking Mr. Internet? Good Lawd! someone shut this B up and give her something to eat!!" But you know she did give me a little insight into this show. She told me that someone (not sure who maybe Mr. I'm still married) told her that the rating are up because she's on it. She said that even thou she is a winey fake puking spoiled brat people still want to watch her(maybe to see if they give her the boot).She told me that we should say inaprropriate things and buck the system as much as we can so the producers let us stay here longer and live for free and get our 15mins of fame as long as we can. She also said we have to be outrageous and get those woman on the message boards talking because thats what make the show so popular.She said bad publicity is better than good publicity it gets people talking longer. So we need to start being really crazy and make a scene if we want to earn our keep around here.So that maybe when we graduate we can go to all those reality tv reunions like Haylie, lynell,Summer etc... and meet all kinds of cool people and live off the starting over name years after were off too! So... my advice to you is let your feet get even crustier because thats a good way to keep the post about you coming!! Did you see I wore a hat in group today even thou we were indoors? You have to do what you have to do to be seen!!! good day!!
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susan765 166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-08-06, 07:06 PM (EST)
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122. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Wed.: Lisa 1 and Lisa 2 driving to buy more wineLisa 1 on cell phone " Look babe I'm almost out of here. I'm famous now. My parents saved so much money with me here they finally agreed to give me the implants. Come on baby you got to want me now! Please love me! FRom behind I'll be a boy, From the front I'll be a stripper! You can have it both ways! I'm famous now! I even learned to pole dance, can't you see how I've grown? Don't you love me? If you don't pick up I'll call back in 5 minutes!" Lisa 2- "Uhum I oh I are you I uhun are you allowed oh ahhh to use your cell phone?" Lisa 1 - "Oh shut your meally mouth! Don't you see how evolved I am? Do you think the rules apply to me after all the times I've spent on my knees with Jon Boy? Forget Iyana and all that crap! Just learn to give a good B.J. and your husband willthink your perfect! Jon boy gives lessons at the 3:00pm break. Jese, Don't let me hear them say I never gave the newbies any real advice!" Playing on the radio (Brittney Spears) You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Baby, oh Oops!...I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent
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26mitogo 493 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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02-08-06, 07:13 PM (EST)
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124. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
OK Dr. Stan ... I'm ready to finish discussing our topic from group. Sorry I'm coming in a bit late ... but it's OK, I hear the rules are really slack this year so I knew it would be OK to prance in any 'ole time!About our phobias? I really didn't feel I had too much in the line of phobias when I got here but I've quickly developed some serious ones in just the short time I've been in SOH. I would have to say I had a touch of Eisoptrophobia (Fear of mirrors or seeing oneself in a mirror) after gaining this extra weight. But then Iyanla made me sit for HOURS in front of a mirror my first day. I crossed my eyes so I could see myself more spunky. It helped. I'm not so afraid anymore ... I see a mirror and ... bingo ... my eyes automatically cross. Guess I'm cured. The other one that I'm working on is Soteriophobia (Fear of dependence on others.) I've always been so independent, you know. I have my own business and can crush my competition. I can do the independent thing ... just have never been able to do the dependent thing. But since I got in the house I've really had some problems. It really stems from my roommie ... no offense Lisa. The other night when I was aching for some, Lisa jumped out of bed, stripped naked and began doing her "We are going to where I shovled sh!t!" dance. She went on and on. I wanted to just puke. Needless to say, my "needs" left me ... and quick! But now I have a lot of serious phobias after watching her bag-of-bones dancing around me for oh, so long! Here's what I'm struggling with ... - Gymnophobia (Fear of Nudity) - Microphobia (Fear of small things) - Hobophobia (Fear of bums or beggars) - Necrophobia (fear of corpses) - Teratophobia (fear of deformed people) - Seplophobia (fear of decaying matter) - Dysmorphophobia (fear of deformity) - Eurotophobia (fear of female genitalia) - Chorophobia (fear of dancing) - Ankylophobia (fear of joint immobility) Is there any hope for me? Will it go away as soon as she is booted (I mean graduates) from the house and I can get that image out of my mind? **leaning over to whisper to Dr.Stan** Listen, have you checked Lisa for Phronemophobia (fear of thinking?) I really think she's got a serious case!
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EMTBGRL 2514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-08-06, 10:40 PM (EST)
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126. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Bum Fessy the Confessional Chair, here!OK. Now, *I* have a confession to make! My chair legs hurt from the weight of the negativity spewed out into the universe (sorry, universe!) and you all out there in viewer-land don't get to see how many cupcakes are stuffed into back pockets! A twenty minute conversation with a cupcake? Puh-leez! There's a ring ding and a Ho-Ho with rich creamery filling in the back pockets of each of the ladies. It's just that Skinny Lisa doesn't manage to keep hers down! Backpockets because know they won't face the cameras, why do you think they don't turn around when they stand up? And, oh yeah, Jodi? She sits right ON those cupcakes and bounces up and down! No Wonder I need upholstery cleaning! hey, Jodi! I know about your "bounce on the chair" routine when nobody's looking. I'm a CHAIR not a POLE thank you! That's what Jodi likes to do during commerical breaks to entertain the camera crew. Sommer did that, too! (watch your back Jodi!) But, as I said before, I can take Jodi over Skinny Lisa's bony behind wearing grooves into my cushion. Ouch!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-09-06, 09:16 AM (EST)
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137. "A shimmering light" |
fills Jonny's bedroom.J: What the--? What is this? You don't remember me, Jonny. Dead only 2 years and you've already forgotten. You know . . . the one who came up with The Simple Life? J: That intern from UCLA? No, you idgit! This is me! The ghost of Mary-Ellis! J: Oh. Sorry. You know, I always meant to ask you what sort of name was Mary-Ellis. Or Bunim, for that matter. Shaddup. Now. Stop shtupping Rhonda or else. J: I did not do that, and furthermore, I didn't mean to! Are you so shtoopit to think there aren't cameras around? Allen Funt has nothing on me. Now. Lay off Rhonda, or I'll cancel the show . . . J: Big. Whoop. . . . and shove that Emmy so far up, your doctor will see it next to your tonsils. You have been warned. *disappears* J: I need to take some more Lunesta. You can't cancel a dead woman, Jonny.
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-09-06, 11:43 AM (EST)
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138. "RE: Oh, Mr. Murray! " |
By then, the BOR will be over! (Oh, I forgot, you don't even watch the show.) Oh, well, at 3 a.m. I went to the confessional and practiced and practiced all of my variations of my mean ugly scowl-look in front of the cameras, and what I would say after whatever I do to Liar Lisa. That may be how I decide what to do with the little wench...whichever puts me in the best light on camera. Then I went to the control room and played it back. When I am watching myself on camera, oh, Jonny, I don't even need anyone else. I am much calmer now.3 p.m. in the control room will be great, for my celebration of a job well-done. We can tell the staff we need to do some top-secret "editing". *mumbles to self* I love me, I love me, I love me... You'd better not have been auditioning Dolly Parton look-alikes.
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EMTBGRL 2514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-09-06, 02:04 PM (EST)
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139. "RE: Oh, Mr. Murray! " |
Oh, Mr. Muuuuurrrraaayyyy!!! Rhonda doesn't suspect that you planted me here to spy, spy, spy on what *she* and the girls do after midnight. It's amazing what this little ol' confessional chair SEES and HEARS! *squee!* (with horrific delight)You know how Rhonda said, "I went to the confessional and practiced and practiced all of my variations of my mean ugly scowl-look in front of the cameras, and what I would say after whatever I do to Liar Lisa." yeah. remember THAT? -- Ummm...psssstt! pssssstt! that's not ALL Rhonda does in the confessional at 3 a.m. Rhonda makes Jodi look like a nun! She wasn't "scowling" at the mirror..oh, no no no! Rhonda was, um, "helping herself out" while she thought of you, Mr. Murray and Dr. Stan, and sometimes Iyanla, just for fun, in the middle of the night..with help from her electronic friend! *cackles* and that "scowl?" it was more like "concentration" as she thinks about her supreme power over the ladies' fates. That only helped Rhonda feel good faster. Right on the money, honey! The reason that Rhonda gives assignments and is only available by telephone more and more? Poor woman tuckers herself OUT in the confessional! Oh, the things the lamp and I could tell you! Except the lamp doesn't need to be cleaned in the morning, maybe just dusted (feeling a little dirty for watching?) Confessional Lamp? are you out there? Universe? Hello? I'd LOVE to know what goes on in the Kitchen at 3 a.m....since I can't see it from here! Well, Girls? What else do you have to tell me?
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-09-06, 04:21 PM (EST)
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140. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-09-06 AT 08:03 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 02-09-06 AT 04:21 PM (EST) Well I get another chance!! Boy have I got Rhonda fooled!! All I have to do is go home and pretend to get my last 3 backbones. I know I can cheat somehow. I can just steal 3 spools of thread from my mothers sewing basket and decorate them really pretty. Oh wait!!! I just remembered those tampons my mother brought me!! Yeah, I'll use those they can BEND!!
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lovemydogdude 1253 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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02-09-06, 04:31 PM (EST)
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141. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Pssst Lisa You DID it YAAAAAAAAAaaaa You conned them into believing you were growing up. I thought after that mr.internet bust..you were gone for sure but you took responsibility for your pathetic ways and they've given you yet another chance. (What is that #50?) Now if you want to work part time you know what to do! Stop giving it out for free! Working the nightshift would be perfect for you too..since you love to sleep in. You'll need to get downright nasty though cuz you're not much to look at. Keep selling tupperware on the side so they'll think this is how you've been making your money.
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pinksparkleguitar 1222 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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02-09-06, 05:15 PM (EST)
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143. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
The great an honorable Buddha says in regards to you:You may have everyone else fooled, but Buddha is watching you. And Buddha is in with the higher powers. Beware my wrath, and get out of my house!! (Buddha also suggests a strong dose of Calcium, because no one likes a girl with osteoperosis. Or whatever you have that makes you skinny and all crooked. Perhaps some calcium and some yoga?) P.S. Rhonda - - - Saw John-boy out in the garden last night . . . and since you were in the confessional, you can guess it wasn't with you! Bring back XXXtina for one quickie with me, and I'll tell you who . . .
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susan765 166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-09-06, 04:57 PM (EST)
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142. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Thursday:Late night, Car parked in driveway: Christie and Jodi sitting in car listening to Radio: Christie: Oh, My God! Can you believe the ##### they made us say about that bag of bones? You sure the tape doesn't run when the cars off? Jodi: Sure got it straight from Jill. She'd come out here when the Ho and wino were getting to her. Christie: I can not believe that dirt bag didn't even care that I told him it was over! He didn't even put up a fight! How am I going to create my new life with out the constant attention and support that I need? I feel sooooo supported here. Everyone cares sooo much. I got to say though that I was looking foward to meeting up with the dirt bag on our days off and getting a quicky. What the f*** am I gonna do now? Jodi: Hey we have a sistahood here I'm here to support you in any way I can. (She strokes Christies hair) Christie: I can really feel that your coming from a place of love Jodi, Buttttt I went there in my twenties and it just wasn't happening for me. And you didn't meet her but Christina turned me on the her camara man. But come on what the heck was the ho thinking. Sleep with him your libel to get herpes or so some nasty #####! Jodi: Point him out tom. I've seen all kinds and desperate times call for some nasty trashy sex. Christie: And then the crazy bag of bones turns me on to Jon boy but can you get any grosser than Rhonda's sloppy seconds? Jodi: Even I wouldn't go there. ( Still strocking Christie's Hair) Playing on the radio Ricky Martin La Vida Loca: She's into new sensation new kicks in the candle light she's got a new addiction for every day and night She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain She'll make you live a crazy life but she'll take away your pain like a bullit to your brain
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Ijustsharted 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-09-06, 08:21 PM (EST)
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146. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-10-06 AT 11:37 PM (EST)Well, I've made it home and have taken a job at a retirement community that my Daddy got for me. I'm in charge of games!!!!!!!>>>>dancing>>>dancing>>> I'm so excited about it!! Here are some of the games I've made up ALL BY MYSELF!! 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. My new tools have really come in handy!!!
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pmfmpls 149 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-11-06, 01:54 AM (EST)
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162. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Knock it off Lisa!I'm the funny one on the show! Wanna hear a joke? Two agoraphobics walk into a bar......... .........No, they don't!!
Cough Gasp, Wheez (hacks up a little something),
Mo
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-10-06, 01:28 AM (EST)
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153. "I am SO smart..." |
that I amaze myself. Wasn't that just a stroke of genius how I got rid of dear sickening Liar Lisa today? I have just been patting myself on the back all day. I believe Mr. Murray will reward me appropriately, also. *cough* *cough*I know the little b#### deserved to be thrown out on her ear long ago, but as I stated earlier, I had reasons for keeping her around. This time, I was so sickened by even the sight of her I knew I had to come up with a plan. So Lisa can go be her own Life Coach in Florida because anyone would do a better job of it than I did I want to teach her to stand on her own two feet. I am just sure that she will have the integrity to only graduate herself if she is truly ready, aren't you all? The nice thing is, I don't fail and she is GONE. After all my *cough* *cough* contemplation in the confessional during the night, several things occurred to me. If I were to always be having to go yell up at Lisa in the tree house, the cameras would not get a full view of my mean scowling very attractive face. (I didn't spend all that money on Botox for nothin', honey.) Also, we would all be afflicted with having to view Lisa climbing that ladder in her Hearty Hiney pants...that's just a bit more than I can stomach, and we would be sure to lose viewers. So now, she is out of my hair out on her own road to self-improvement. And I/we don't have to put up with her. Iyanla and I went with the factual and gentle approach today, because neither of us had thought to bring the platter in in case of a fake vomit episode. Plus, all of the very loving and long hugs I gave Lisa are great publicity for me. I am making a video file, because at some point I am hoping to be considered to be canonized as a saint. *suddenly spaces out with dreamy expression on face* *murmurs to self* Saint Rhonda, Saint of the Twenty-fifth Second Chance...Oh, I love my intelligence, I love my goodness and mercy, I love my camera time... Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
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susan765 166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-10-06, 12:58 PM (EST)
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157. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
FRIDAY: Kelly driving to meet Rhondaplaying on the radio Guns and Roses Welcome To The Jungle Welcome to the jungle. We got fun 'n' games. We got evrything you want. Honey we know the names. We are the people that can find. Whatever you may need. If you got the money honey. We got your disease. Chorus:. In the jungle. Welcome to the jungle. Watch it bring you to your knees, knees. I wanna watch you bleed. Welcome to the jungle. We take it day by day. If you want it you're gonna bleed. But it's the price you pay. And you're a very sexy girl. That's very hard to please. You can taste the bright lights. But you won't get them for free. .... Welcome to the jungle. It gets worse here evryday. Ya learn ta live like an animal. In the jungle where we play. If you got a hunger for what you see. You'll take it eventually. You can have anything you want. But you better not take it from me...
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-10-06, 07:15 PM (EST)
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159. "Phone call" |
*ring* *ring*Hello, Rhonda here. Oh, hello, Lisa, what can I do for you? No, I cannot send someone to unpack your suitcases for you. Stop the crocodile tears--do you want to be a grown-up or not? What? Oh, okay. Do you see those curvey things hanging in your closet? Those are hangers. Go get one. Now, get a blouse. Okay? Now hold the blouse with the neckhole at the top. Take the hanger and put the triangular part through the neckhole so that the blouse is now hanging. You are saying that is uncomfortable? No, Lisa, not the blouse you are wearing, one out of your suitcase! That is how grown-ups hang up clothes. Okay, now I will tell you how to fold and put away your underwear. What? Oh, that's right, you don't have any anyway. I know you are used to Allison and Lisa doing everything for you. But Lisa is not ready to graduate, so she can't go help you, and Allison is living in the guest house because she thinks if she leaves, she will die. So we have noone who can help you, I am sorry. Well, dear, I have to go. I am very busy planning the hugest whopping graduation extravaganza ever seen, because you worked so much harder than anyone else who has ever lived in the Starting Over house. I just hope that a month is enough time to finalize all of these plans. Have a fearless day, Lisa. Goodbye. Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
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pmfmpls 149 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-11-06, 01:49 AM (EST)
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161. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Jeeez!! Sorry girls!!I've been smoking out in the yard, and apparently that little stone thing isn't an ASHTRAY!!!!?? Sorry, Buddha...I figured if it looked like me, I could use it! Can someone grab the hose and spray the ashes of that fat little guy? Cough.... Mo
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-11-06, 05:27 PM (EST)
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163. "Who is it this time?" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-06 AT 05:30 PM (EST)I am so tired of my phone ringing and ringing. I suppose I ought to listen to my messages....so far I have received 26 messages from Lisa, now it looks like there are 33 more. *sigh* How is a Life Coach supposed to have a social life? "Hello, you have reached Rhonda's voice mail. I am either busy with Jon-Boy a client, out getting botox injections doing research, or in makeup. Please leave your name, number, and message after the tone and if it is on camera and portrays me as compassionate and caring I will call you back. Thank you." Oh, boy, here we go again. *rolls eyes* Hi, Rhonda, this is Lisa, your favorite child. I don't like being alone. My mommy came over, my daddy came over, and both of my friends came over, but they wouldn't stay with me, and Daddy only gave me $300.00. Oops, I wasn't supposed to tell you that. I need somebody to stay here at night. I got in the bed, and it was scary. Nobody was here to tuck me in. And I am not allowed to call Mr. Internet. If I do, everybody pretends I will be in trouble. Anyway, I left the lights on, because I didn't have anybody to turn them off for me after I got in bed. Oh, I wish you were here, because I am so scared. What will I do if nobody brings me anything to eat? I don't know how to make the bed. But I think I'll stay in bed all day anyway, because I am emotionally exhausted from that Board of Review. Rhonda? Rhonda? *dry sob* *dry sob* Oh, I have NOT contacted Mr. Internet, and I am saying that from that truly authentic place in my heart, because I know that I was just looking to him for validation of my inner child, and if I do contact him, I really want you to catch me, and I am only doing it to fill up the empty places.... *yawn* *yawn* I am SOOO tired...I *yawn* can't stay awake...gotta get rid of this phone... *smashes phone with high heel as she drifts off to sleep* Be fearless, but be fearful of ME.
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pmfmpls 149 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-11-06, 11:44 PM (EST)
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165. "RE: Who is it this time?" |
Another joke from Maureen!!How many Life Coaches does it take to change a light bulb? seven- One to convince the light bulb that it isn't just changing, but SAVING ITS LIFE!!! One to bring the swamp, the box, the jail cell, the handwshing flowers, the fairy tale markers, the buckets, the baby clothes, the luggage, the mannequin heads, and all the other #$%@$%^^ they use One to show the light bulb how to stand in its majesty One to actually do some good but get replaced by a friend of Oprah One to get botox injections every other day One to dress like a clown who mated with a loser from the renaissance festival and One to BI#Ch it out on its first day in the house
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02-12-06, 05:06 PM (EST)
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166. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Sexy???
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EMTBGRL 2514 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-13-06, 04:27 AM (EST)
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168. "RE: Be The Houseguest Roleplay Thread - Week 1" |
Christie? You might want to warn Kelly that Rhonda was in here chanting, "No more wire hangers! No more wire hangers!" Between you and me? Joan Crawford she ain't! except for how she treats her "girls" in the public eye. Kelly, come on in, and let the world know your secrets. I won't bite you, I promise. That's Jodi's job. HA! Just watch the upholstery, will ya? I've just been cleaned! (again) and by Lisa. She doesn't come in here to chat, just to clean. She mutters a lot about shoving something somewhere..but, I am not sure if she means under the cushions where the OTHER Lisa left some thongs? (Oh, yeah, could you get that? It's all "crotchity") ewwwww... Kelly, I also won't start running down the rails like a roller coaster ride and dumping you out into the front yard like I did to Allison because this poor little chair can only take so much "I want to liiiiiiiiivvveee!! I want to liiiiiiivvveee!! in the wee hours of the morning! Sheesh! Even a chair needs it's beauty sleep. Hey House and Universe! Iyanla comes in here and mutters about how she's a gift to the Universe. Hey, Universe! Iyanla comes GIFT WRAPPED for ya! Scoop her up any time! She looks BORED these days anyway. She'd probably love a good ride on the SS Universe! Sheesh!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-13-06, 09:34 AM (EST)
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170. "Stand by..." |
The Week 2 thread will be up shortly. Just gotta do my housekeeping.
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