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SherpaDave 8325 desperate attention whore postings
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06-25-01, 00:39 AM (EST)
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"SSC(CW) Unbalanced"
My pits are uneven. With the Mennen Speed Stick this morning, I gave the left seven strokes and the right only five. I've been walking off-center all day. One arm clings on the swing to the green gelatin a fraction of a second longer, and my world-view is altered.
Nothing major, just enough to make my words rhyme from time to time, to make my metaphors taste like similes, to make my verbs go intransitiving, and for my Nouns to get uppity and proper.
Somebody get me some more deodorant before I start onomotopoeing in a splishing, splashing river. My synonyms are homophones. I eye, aye. Ay, eye I.
Hey, baby, let me dangle your participles. Let me verb possessive pronoun adjective plural noun adverb. Because, baby, you Mad Lib my world. And conjunction my function. I ain't gettin' nowhere and I been very careful.
Please, just a little Speed Stick!
No? No? Double negative?
Then I ain't got nothing more to say.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced George Tirebiter 06-25-01 1
 RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced boomerang 06-25-01 2
   RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced SherpaDave 06-25-01 5
 RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced Lady_Electra 06-25-01 3
 RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced moonbaby 06-25-01 4

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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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06-25-01, 01:07 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced"
LAST EDITED ON 06-25-01 AT 01:08 AM (EST)

Slurpee. . . I haven't read this yet, but just wanted to let you know we've assigned you negative points for obsessing about this daily story deal you've got going for yourself--and FAILING to get your promised episode online today as promised!

*waggles eyebrows in a scolding fashion*

GT
Edited cuz eBug can't spell--and it's contagious

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boomerang 556 desperate attention whore postings
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06-25-01, 07:04 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced"
Funny stuff, Sherpa boy. Perhaps you need to contact the Mennen people and suggest they update their labeling procedures to include a cautionary note. I hate it when my eustachian tubes are acting up. BTW, do you have any knowledge of this incident?

http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/shtml/NEWS/P25S2.shtml

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SherpaDave 8325 desperate attention whore postings
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06-25-01, 12:45 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced"
Damn! No matter how far I run, Dalton's minions still find me! Yak herders, indeed. I saw those cowboy hats.


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Lady_Electra 68 desperate attention whore postings
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06-25-01, 07:29 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced"
LMAO, Dave!! Now I KNOW you and Supe are related!!

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You'll wake up and live forever."
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Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

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06-25-01, 10:37 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: SSC(CW) Unbalanced"
This is fun! So, I'm not the only one who counts it out when applying the B.O.derant?

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