LAST EDITED ON 05-24-04 AT 09:09 PM (EST)This week's array of costumes were just too boring, too ugly, too dull, too blah to comment on...
So instead I'm gonna do a retrospective of our Top Three Ladies; with one outfit I thought looked best on them, one outfit I thought looked worst, and how the outfit they wore for Week 10 measured up against those two extremes.
In (it just so happens to be) alphabetical order:
BestBestBestBestBestBest WorstWorstWorstWorstWorst
A Lesbian Fashion Disaster. (It's even worse up close.)
We continue with...
BestBestBestBestBestBest Ms mildly pregnant hobbit_
There's really nothing left to say.(Except: you look better when you're far, far away)
And finally...
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot... cold icky yuckie bleech urgh
My outfit's just so 110% boring... even metallic heels can't save me now.
And there we have it. The Final Three. The first and second ones make up the Final Two. Hopefully the one right at the top (who was the Lesbian Fashion Disaster this week) will become the next American Idol... If not, be prepared for the resurrection of several cover songs from bad 70s musicals (eg Grease); a cartload of 16-yr-old gripings passed off as "self-penned" "meaningful" "angsty" "songs"; and the rise and fall of various French/Canadian music-opera epic productions with titles like: "Celine Dion - Her Life Is In Music and Her Music Is In Our Ears".
The Sum Of All Fashions
Fantasia Barrino (1+2+2+11+3=19)
Diana DeGarmo (6+6+5+9+2=28)
The dearly departed
Jennifer Hudson (2)
George Huff (7+5+3=15)
La Toya London (4+3+1+7=15)
John Stevens (5+4=9)
Jasmine Trias (3+1+4+9+1=18)