Costumes, Costumes, every year, the same thing, what shall I wear to the Masked Loser Lodge Halloween Ball?

Gollum Gee, what will it be?

This;

could help me meet someone like this (hey, anyhing's possible!);

Last thing I knew, we had been kicked out of our snug quarters at the Loser Lodge inn,
One of the few good things in our lives, where we could drink and gamble, and where naked and
Shapely beach volley ballers were exploited for lascivious reasons, and where all LL’ers all want to
End their days. They told us that there was a rodent infestation and the Committee on
Rat control wanted to sanitize the place. It has lately come to my attention, however, that
Like every other political committee, they didn’t give us the whole truth. They “Kicked the Can”,
One might say. The only rats they wanted out of there was us! Can you imagine my
Disgust when I learned that? How dare they! But, you must admit that being Trailer Trash is
Great, they really did us a favor. What says “Loser” more than “Trailer Trash”? So I have an idea,
Everybody should move their trashy loser trailer back to the lodge (we have so many nepharious
Recollections of the place that not being there is out of the question), break the security barriers,
And retake what is ours!
There, I said it. We should be allowed to infest it as we like. I think it’s in the United
States Constitution, or something. Follow me, gang, and we’ll take back what is ours. Bonus, we keep
those cool trailers.

HUTCAM ON!!! The great candy giveaway.

Agman Gets a piece of Reece (Witherspoon)
Bystander Gets a “pull my Butterfinger”
CTgirl gets a Kingfish Almond Joy (and my thanks)
Dakota gets a little Baby Ruth to hold and squeexe and call her own.
Jbug Gets a Kingfish Almond Joy
Jazzy Jax a Kingfish Almond Joy
Kermit gets a Kingfish Almond Joy
Kingfish gets some Reece Pieces too.
Molaholic gets a slippery Butterfinger, and I won’t say where.
Qwerty gets a Twix, and again, I won’t say where.

Survivor Maniac gets a Kingfish Almond Joy (what can I say, there’s a lot of Joy to spread around).
Suzzee Gets a baby Ruth,
Tribe gets two Noogie-Twixs. Heck, make it three.
Wallflower Gets an Twixy Almond Baby Finger Piece. If they are out of those I’ll slip her the Kingfish Butterfinger.

Suzzee and CT and Dakota all get my highest admiration and appreciation for the way they kept things together here at the lodge. I hope I’m not leaving someone out? They are much better at this stuff than I am. Also to Tribe for being nepharious.

Bonus #1 I suspect that those pools of congealing disgust around my commode were supplied by Bystander, Wallflower, and Kermie.

Bonus #2: Liz will be accompanying us. Liz, short for … no, that’s not it guess again…

Yes! It is “Lizard”