Or, Separated at Birth: Reality Television All Star Edition

Didn't we see exactly the same thing happen in the Survivor All Star season that we are watching during Big Brother All Stars? Don't any of these fools watch reality television to get some hints on how these situations might play out.

Let's look at some similarities:

A devoted couple that wants to go the Final Two with each other and will never vote each other out of the game makes an alliance with everybody else in the game. All those sheep blindly believe that in the end they have the "true" alliance with the devoted couple. Even if they have doubts about this, they are too stupid to get rid of half the devoted couple, hope for the best, and refuse to nominate either of them week after week --- mostly because the devoted couple is pulling the strings.

The dominant player in the devoted couple actually has a strategy and knows how to manipulate the game and the players into doing what he wants. The submissive player in the devoted couple couldn't find their way out of a wet paper sack.

This doesn't give me very high hopes about who will eventually win.

Rawb ----------------------------------------------------------------> Evil Dr. Will

Useless Sack of Skin and Bones -----------------------------------> Useless Bag of Boogers

The resemblances are uncanny!

Feel free to read all the homoeroticism into Will and Booger's relationship that you want.

• RE: Survivor All Star Flashbacks,Estee, 09:29 AM, 08-31-06
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• So what you're really saying is...,ARnutz, 03:22 PM, 08-31-06

I'll agree with you just as soon as I stop throwing up.

Does this make Erika the Big Tom of the season?

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