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"Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by Estee on 08-15-06 at 04:20 PM
I don't know about the rest of you, but I've got a headache you wouldn't (censored) believe. And my carpet is all soggy. Has Heather stopped crying yet? Has Tom stopped sweating? Has Giacomo stopped cooking? Okay, mop man: I believe you. You have some skills. You just didn't have them while you were still in the competition. What a (blurred) surprise.

Virginia, one day, after you get some more cursing under your belt, you will be a fantastic chef. Heather, one day, after you find someone to hire who's more creative than you are, you will be able to take credit for their work. After a lot of (bleeped) thought, I've decided it's easier to find a patsy than master Basic Glaswegian, so Heather, you're this season's winner. Congratulations. I'm (censored) thinking that no one saw that (blurred) coming.

Keith, you have a fine skill for pork chops and a stronger one for coming across as a pig. Sara, feet do not taste best with self-inflicted gunpowder seasoning. Rachel, please give Heather the ring. You make a cute couple.

I'm going to lie down for the next eleven months. Wake me when the next batch of incompetents is ready to surround me.



(Take a curtsey/bow, people! We made it!)

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"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by Estee on 08-15-06 at 04:24 PM
Did I mention I haven't (censored) slept in a couple of days? It's a miracle I didn't post the B.B.A.Stards spoiler thread over in HK. Alerted myself, requested the deletion, and reposted to HK. Mock at will. I may go to bed. Gordon is forbidden to join me.
"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by motormouth on 08-15-06 at 04:26 PM
*smooch*



Beautiful sig by Arkie

the laugh was much appreciated!

"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by ginger on 08-15-06 at 05:00 PM
I thought we were changing up the slop routine, there...


"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by Estee on 08-15-06 at 05:06 PM
Now that I think about it, 'the living damned' covers everyone watching the show pretty nicely. Can any of you cook?
"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by ginger on 08-15-06 at 05:16 PM
Well, I can toast nuts...


Boy, could we jack this thresd any farther?

"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by nailbone on 08-15-06 at 05:16 PM
I seriously thought you were gonna tie this into BB somehow, like you do.


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"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by Savahnna on 08-15-06 at 05:22 PM
I think we can just interchange Marcellus and James in the names and we've got BB..
"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by buckeyegirl on 08-15-06 at 05:30 PM
and just switch Keith to CG as he did all the cooking before going on slop...erika can be sara..


Isn't Kyngsladye wonderful?

"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by Estee on 08-15-06 at 05:34 PM
This makes Virginia into Janelle -- some intelligence, some skills, neither consistent. Subject to emotional manipulation, really good at winning competitions, and do people ever hate her!

This is getting scary.

"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by nailbone on 08-15-06 at 05:36 PM
Well, like Jill said on Rockstar, it's all been done already.


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"RE: Be the Living Damned: Finale."
Posted by Estee on 08-15-06 at 05:41 PM
'Oh, so she's supposed to be some kind of salad chef. We all know what that means. It means she takes the VIP dinners into her special area and tosses their greens.'


"Mercy Lock"
Posted by IceCat on 08-15-06 at 06:10 PM